Yo been a while. I'm doing great. Going out with friends, drinking and just having fun. today there was a storm so I sat down to write. Otherwise, I'm just catching up to the things I missed during the day and going out during the night.
This chap is a filler. So yeah. It's almost 4am so I'm done for the day. Cya
Word Count 1055
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Serengeti, Africa
In the fields of the Serengeti. What should have been peaceful, serene silence turned out to be a nightmare for the animals living there.
Every 10 seconds there is a loud THUD hitting the ground.
On the open plains, there was a rhino running at what can only be described as a green giant wearing Hawaiian shorts and sunglasses.
Each time the rhino was about to hit him he grabbed it by the horn and gently threw it to the ground. Well as gently as he could.
It was obvious that he was tiring out the animal.
The rhino stood up, but its legs were shaking. It was time
"Go, go!" A few people go and give tranquilizers to the animal. As soon as it fell on the ground they covered its eyes with a wet cloth.
The group of people were staff from the Serengeti National Park.
"Thank you Mr. Hulk for all of your help. We have tagged and given medication to all sick animals who started rampaging as a result."
The Hulk gruffs "NO.. PROBLEM"
"We don't care what the rest of the world thinks. You are always welcome here with us" the man bows
"NEXT, ANIMAL"
"Yes sir. There is an elephant destroying the habitat of other animals. It's a bit further away in that direction" the man points towards the west and the Hulk just does a super jump. Going to help calm down another one.
'Incredible Hulk. Hero of the Serengeti?'
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[The world has been going wild. Ever since Tony Stark announced that the Hulk and Bruce Banner have separated the world has been afraid of all the damage the now 'free' Hulk would do.
But contrary to the people's expectations The Hulk has done nothing except defend himself from the army.
Each town or city he has visited has had little to no destruction. He has been very friendly with the residents. The newest sighting of The Hulk has been in Africa. More specifically the Serengeti National Park.
He has gone out of his way to help and subdue sick animals who were rampaging and creating trouble. The officials of the park are very grateful at him and said he is welcome back any time.
Is this the Beast we have been warned about?
A Gentle Giant helping animals.
What else have we been lied about?
Come back for more at 12 o'clock for the afternoon news.
This has been Scott Sterling from MCU News.]
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In the Mediterranean Sea. If you looked at it from a satellite. A white line was forming on the sea. Like something fast was moving there. A new speedboat? A new Military Vessel
Nope. It was just the Hulk having a little swim. He has been doing the Butterfly for over 100 nautical miles
*Splash*
"HULK
*Splash*
LIKES
*Splash*
TO
*Splash*
SWIM"
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300 meters below the surface of the Mediterranean Sea. Submarines were scattered, each sub had a different design and flag. A joint coalition of the world's armies against the Hulk
"Target moving at 500 km/h. Activating tracking system"
*Beep. Beep. Beep. BZZZZZ*
"Sir target locked!"
The Capitan of the ship noded and picked up the radio.
"Sub 04 is locked."
Then voices started coming from the radio
"Sub 08. Locked."
...
"14 Locked"
...
"Submarine 30 has locked on target"
And finally
" Sub 55. Ready to fire"
"Start the count down"
"This is Central Control to all Submarines. Starting count down.
5
.
4
.
3
.
2
.
1
FIRE!!!"
All 55 Subs fired at the same time, They were mostly in a half-circle formation. Each of them fired all the torpedoes they had. There were hundreds of them all heading towards the Hulk.
#
"SWIMMING IS FUN" the hulk was happily lying on the surface of the sea. Taking a little break.
But then he opened his eyes and frowned.
"WHAT IS WEIRD NOISE?!"
While he was lying on the sea his ears were submerged. He had heard something moving in the water but didn't know what it is. He quickly turned around now his face was in the water. Allowing him to see, hundreds of 'sea-bullets' coming at him
"ROOOAAAAA-" BOOOMMMMM
Torpedoes do not damage ships directly. They have a proximity sensor so when they enter the range of the target they detonate. That causes it to quickly vaporize the water around it creating a high pressure, high heat explosion steam bubble as well as an intense shockwave.
And the Hulk was hit with hundreds of them.
The end result was a giant explosion of water rising to the sky. It looked like a volcano erupted just below the surface of the sea.
"Sonar isn't seeing anything. Target eliminated" The nearest sub responded. That caused a lot of cheers and celebrations among the Joint Navy.
"Finally the Monster is dead!"
"Take that you Green Freak!"
"I avenged you my love!"
Those were the common phrases said. Most of the crew were made of military people who had some sort of grudge with the Hulk. Since each time they faced him, there were major casualties. This was deemed as a possible suicide mission. They still didn't think twice and joined right away at the chance to kill the beast
BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
The Sonar started going wild
"SIR HE IS STILL ALIVE!!"
"And he is coming STRAIGHT AT US"
Boom
The Sub Shook.
"Sir he is on the Sub!"
They all turned to the cameras. The Hulk full of burns was griping the metal preparing the punch a hole in the sub.
"Dear God" the Capitan muttered
#
HULK MAD.
The Green Giant. Slapped the water with both hands with his great strength. Launching him about 4 meters above the water then the 'explosion' happened. It launched him hundreds of meters in the air.
The only reason he knew how to get out of the water that way is that it was fun and he did it repeatedly. The explosion left with burns and made him extremely mad.
So when he crashed down into the sea. He dived straight for the nearest 'underwater ship'
His hand grabbed into the metal holding him in place. He raised his other hand ready to punch the ship repeatedly.
HULK SMASH
Causing a hole in the sub which lead to the entire crew drowning in the sea.
Just one of many included in the 'unfortunate casualties' done by the 'Green Monster' if the government was to be believed.