Sorry for the slow release. I caught a cold. Which usually wouldn't be a problem. But it hit me hard. Yesterday was a mess. I almost fainted xD
When I got home I took some pills and slept for like 10 hours. Yeahh.. not good.
But feeling better today.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS IN TEXAS!!!" An angry General screamed over the phone
"Sir we have just received word from the avengers that Dr. Banner and the Hulk have been separated. We are still unsure how but right now we have a Hulk out there that won't be turning back into a human."
"FUCK. I want this on every news station in America. The Hulk is a Giant Green monster that has lost control and is rampaging in Texas. The American Government is sending in the Army. GO!" As soon as he slammed the phone back down he slumped in his chair,
He started to mumble "This is good. I have always wanted this, Now I can legally capture the beast and experiment with him. Soon we will have an army of them all under my control"
"SLAM" The doors slammed open
"Sir the jet is ready" a solider entered quickly and saluted
"Let's go. Tell all our forces on the ground in Texas to try and box him in. We will be there in a few hours"
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*Nom, Nom*
*Nom, Nom*
*Burpp*
"Easy there big fella. There are still loads of to go around. It's the least we can do. After all you are one of the Heros that saved New York" Says an old man in a cowboy hat
*Gruff*
The Hulk just nodded his head and continued eating. After he was dropped in Texas he took a good nap and when he woke up he went to look for food. Luckily he stumbled upon a Texas Chilly Contest. And is currently stuffing himself with it.
And he was acting as the Judge.
"So big guy Which one is better," One of the contestants asked.
The Hulk scratched his head for a bit before he nodded and pointed to the giant pot on the Right
"YEE HAWW!!!"
"Gosh Darnit!"
The people in the crowd started clapping and cheering. There were guns being shot at in the air.
When he first arrived here he was startled by it. But as time went on. He now claps and laugh with them.
"HAA HAA HAA"
"Woooiee"
" Move your fat ass. It's my turn. Come on partna' give this a try and tell me what ya think.*
The Hulk Grabed a bowl and directly filled it in the pot. He took big gulp before he stilled.
*PFFFFFF* He spat everything back at the man. Before he started to clean his though with his hand
*BLAHH* *BLAHH*
"Hahahah" The entire crowd was laughing
"We told you your Chillie sucks old Joe. Even the big guy agrees" a yell was heard from the crowd
Old Joe stomped angrily away mumbling shit like 'He will get first place next time'
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"He is doing what?" The General asked astonished
"Umm the target is eating Chili and Judging it Sir!" the new recruit said nervously
"The HULK is a judge at a Chilli Contest?" The general asked one more time just to make sure
"Yes sir.."
"Wait until he leaves. He is a simple beast. After eating he will go somewhere to rest. That's when we strike" A voice over the phone was heard
"Agreed. Furthermore, I want every single weapon we have. Armed and pointed at the Beast. Are we understood soldier! "
" Y-Yes SIR!!" The soldier manages to stutter out and leaves the room to relay the orders.
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*Burp*
The Hulk was laying around watching the sundown. He completely cleaned out the Chilly Competition. He was completely unaware of what was coming.
"Confirmed. Target is sleeping at coordinates
'29.909960943375488, -103.12484225209806"
( I actually pulled them from Google Maps xD)
"All units prepare to fire" The Generals voice was heard by all units
"Target Locked"
"Fire" the glee from his voice was hard to hide. But all soldiers obeyed their orders.
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Attacks came from the air and the ground. There was only a huge smokescreen at the Hulk's Location.
"Is he down?"
"Does anybody have a visual on the target? I repat does anybody have a visual?"
*ROARRRR*
With one swing from his arm the smoke cleared. Showing a bruised and very pissed-off Hulk.
*Grrrr*
"FIRE. KEEP FIRING!!"
Soon the attacks started again. The Hulk ignored the hits on his body and crouched down deeply, He then looked at them with a look that can only be described as FURY.
Straight from that position, he jumped in the air going straight for the fighter jets. He crashed into one splitting it into two from the impact. He grabbed the two parts of the jets and threw them at the jets nearby. One of them missed while the other distorted one more jet.
As he was falling down he saw a tank right under him and went straight at it. When he landed on the Tank. The first thing that happened was the rounds in the Tank exploded then the Tank was crushed into the ground below it. The cracks from the landing spread dozens of meters. Needless to say the people inside were dead.
Even more shots were fired at him.
*Gruf*
The Hulk shrugged them off and grabbed the broken tank by the Barrel. He lifted it up and dashed towards the army. Using the Tank like a weapon he smashed anything that was near him. Once It gave out he just grabbed another one.
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White House
Everybody inside was speechless at the live feed. They looked at the Green Monster with fear.
The President was turning pale. He looked like all the blood was drained from his face.
"The Avengers informed us that Dr.Banner also known as the Hulk, was cured. The Hulk was separated from him with the use of Magic."
Everybody kept quiet while the president talked.
"Currently the Hulk is his own person. He won't be returning turning back to 'human'. And won't be hiding like Dr.Banner was doing. This is what we are dealing with right now" he says while looking at the screen
"What are our options?" The Secretary of Defence asks
"We have none. That's our entire army right there getting decimated. The Avengers are recovering from their fight so they won't be able to help." another member of the meeting stated
That caused a lot of talks between members.
" I have decided" The president looks up and his face looks as if its aged a bit.
" Call back our armies. Order a full retreat. There is no point in losing any more troops. We leave the Hulk alone"
"But SIR. What if he decides to go cause chaos in a city. How will we defend against him them.?" The Secretary of Defence says in a panicked voice. That was something no one wanted. The public would come for their heads
"Sigh that's why there will be new funds transferred on how to 'Stop' the Hulk. Trying to attack him has proved inefficient, We need a way to block him and make him leave on his own. If you have any better ideas I will gladly hear them"
The members turned to the screen again to see the Hulk with a tank in each arm causing chaos across the battlefield. How were they going to stop that?
Seeing as the members kept quiet The President sighed.
"Tell our men to fall back. This meeting is over" He tiredly stood up and left the room taking one last glance at the screen and the Monster that would haunt them all.
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A/N
I'm trying to write an accent. Kinda funny and hard at the same time.
Howdie partna' xD