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#### Original message on the chap
I hate chapters like these, too much work and annoying as hell to write.
This chap is going to be a data dump. I hate it, you hate it, we all do.
So let's rip it off like a bandaid and get this over with.
Both you and I forgot what he actually has by now.
I'm rereading my entire fic to write this chap, and calculating all the shit.
Word Count 1273
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After teleporting out of Avenger Tower. I went on a small killing spree and finished off the pests hiding in the US. Now it's officially Hydra Free.
So it's time to see what I got.
So I destroyed about 170 low bases. 34 mid. and 10 high.
I also killed the rest of the Hydra heads in the US which was like 2 more guys. One of them was dead. Which I didn't get a reward for. Apparently, there was a coup de ta, inside Hydra. The lower agents thought if they gave me 'The Hydra Heads' well heads. That I would spare them. That didn't go too well for them.
As for the Hydra Head Box it really happened as I expected. Ever since they increased them from lowest to low for the low bases. I wondered if they are messing with me. They wouldn't give me the OP Highest box for a measly Hydra Head. Turns out I was right, I just got an ordinary high box. And a note saying [Your no fun. We wanted a funny reaction from that. Here's your box pisshead]
So 100 for low. 300 for mid, 500 for high, and 1000 for each head.
So that's 17000+10200+ 5000+1000-= 43 200. Not bad. Not bad at all.
And 170 Low Boxes, 34 Mid. And 11 high?
Now for the Status. been a while since I have seen it.
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[Status]
Str: 500 -> 519
Vit: 490 -> 502
Dex: 485 -> 497
Int: 240 -> 261
Luc: 100
Nen=M.A.P: 170 000 - 192 567
Magic: 70 150 - 81 000
Chakra: 73000 - Elite Jonin Level * -> 77 895
Points: 71200- 15 p per hour spend meditating
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My stats are still rising, but they are slowing down. Soon the oath will probably lose its effect unless it's triggered by a fight I can't win.
I have about a 50:50 chance of beating Thanos. The Arc is TOO OP not to have this chance. But.. I can't be sure if he will use the Reality Stone to make it so I can't use magic, or the Power Stone to overpower me. There is always a chance that things will go horribly wrong.
This world is AU. From what I have experienced so far it's something of a mix between the MCU universe with some stuff from the comics thrown in. So I will do my best to get as strong as possible. If I die in the end then so be it. At least I'll go down knowing I put up a good fight.
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With all the jun..*cough* loot I have, I should have enough for the 100K mark for the Shadow Clone Jutsu
But.. This is him we are talking about. The craziest most retarded god I have even heard of.
He is going to mess with the Shop function I just know it.
Seling all items..
and..
Points: 99 999
I KNEW IT!! FUCK YOU!!!
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[ Hahahaha, couldn't resist. Always gives me a good laugh when I do this. And don't get your panties in a twist. Just go blow up one more Low base. Young people... they just don't appreciate a good prank nowadays. Enjoy your shadow clones jackass. Hope you bought lube for all the gay clone orgies.
From The Great ME: Touch-me sama~ ]
I hate him. I really fucking HATE HIM. I hope he chokes on his own spit.
I open a portal and bomb a Low base in Germany.
*Ding*
[Low-Level Box and 100p gained]
I check the points and it 100 099
Opening the shop.
The first thing I do is check if he increased the prices again.
Thankfully he didn't. He most likely would have, so either someone stopped him or he just couldn't do it. Either way, THANK YOU. For whoever is responsible for this.
[ Shadow Clone Jutsu bought.100 000 points deducted.]
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Finally! It took forever to get this. I can finally cheat my way to power. With my Chakra reserves, I can make a few clones that will work on all the boring, repetitive stuff for me.
Let's try it out.
'Shadow Clone Jutsu'
*poof* *poof* *poof* *poof* *poof*
I make 5 clones, each with 1/5th of my chakra.
"Well, what a sight to see. I'm pretty damn sexy," Clone 1
"I know right. Looking at yourself in the mirror and like this is totally different" Clone 2
"Keeping our body in shape did wonders, and shaving that stupid beard too. This wild rugged look works for us," Clone 3
" What can I say we are a good match with Nat. What's wrong with two sexy people getting together" Clone 4
" HIGH FIVE BOIS. We are packing heat and we know it" Clone 5
"""""Hell Yeah""""
*Clap!!!*
(clone conversation was weird)
These clones are more durable and can last longer.
So while I'm off blowing shit up. They can train in different areas. Two of them will be on Chakra duty. Chakra Control which is Shape and Elemental Control.
The third one will be learning Fuinjutsu. Sealing is OP. The more I know it the better. Look at Odin. Every time someone stronger than him comes, he just sacrifices a few foot soldiers and seals them away. Hella for example. She could bitch slap Odin across the Nine Realms but he kept her busy by sacrificing his Valkyers and sealing her away.
Worse comes to worst. I'll seal Thanos away. Give myself some time to get stronger and try again.
The fourth and fifth clone will be Studying Eldrich Magic. I haven't really finished my studies at Kamar-Taj. I'm close to Grandmaster level. But with them, I can easily catch up to the Bald One. Which reminds me, I haven't been there in a while. ever since the Time Chamber.
Hmmm. after they are done studying the clones should start working on fixing the Time Chamber so I could use it more often.
Let's see the list first before I start opening boxes. I forgot half the things I got.
(250 words, a lot less than I tough for the data dump. Nice. Had to make this list. I forgot most of them.)
Power Systems:
Nen- HxH
Magic Power- Fairy Tail
Chakra- Naruto
Eldrich Magic: Marvel
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Skills:
Accelerated Thought Process
Parallel Thinking
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Mind Stone: Mind Powers (Ultron's Powers + some more)
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Avatar bending x10 (IDK how many there really are but every possible combination)
Bunch of magics x 70
Explosion-Konosuba
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Arc Of Embodiment-(biggest bulshit ever, out of 11 things he got the most OP one)
Snatch- Ban [Steal, stamina/ physical strength from opponents]
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Stands
The Sun [Giant Sun, cooks anyone alive. Shoots Lasers]
Catch The Rainbow [Manipulate Rain, stand on rain, make rain bullets]
Sticky Fingers [ Make Zippers, 'zio open' a hole in anything or anyone]
Harvest [Hundrets off little bees that steal things]
Diver Down [Phase through solids and then freely change their insides. Store Strikes on any Surface]
Ratt [Small canon that shoots flesh melting bulets]
Strength [Turns boat into a battleship]
The Fool [Sand Stand used by the dog]
(Did he really have this many?)
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Devil Fruits: (still hasn't eaten any...)
Kilo Kilo no mi
Choki Choki no mi (scissors DF)
Moku Moku no mi (smoker)
Kage Kage no mi
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Animals:
Pokemons (I won't bother naming them)
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Magic Items:
Gourd of Mist-DBZ
Low Health Potions
Golden Tiger Claws
Tangle Web comb
(He could have easily made them, i just ran out of box ideas and was like why not give Nat something nice)
Magic weapons(Random Weak ones)
Magic armors
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Tengu- Akame Ga Kill
Extase- (scissors tengu)
Physical Skills:
Zoldyic skills
Rokushiki
High Healing Factor
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Bloodline: Senju
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Quirk:
Shock Absorption
Night Vision
Anivoice
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Items/Junk:
SpaceShip-DBZ
Alcohol
Toriko Food
Bikes
Weapons
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Next chap is the opening of the boxes
List of Fics on the Pat-reon:
Meditation system, MHA Code=10
DBZ: Reborn as Gohan (I want a strong, independent,OP kid Gohan. I'm going to have to write it to get it)
DxD: Re: Kiba Yuuto ( I dislike Rias and Co. And the MC is a bit of an ass. That should give you some idea) (Short fic)
These two are the most fun to write after MS and Code. They also progress the fastest
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HP: Muggleborn Mafia (I like this name a lot better)
DxD: True Gamer (Sora from NGNL. Kuhaku for the win)
DxD: Necromancy System (Lots of gore and fuked up shit planned for this one. Going all out no holding back with this one. Gonna give myself psychological damage I can already see it)
DxD: Magneto ( As I said I dislike Rias and Co. Sona peerage as a 'contract mercenary. )
MHA: Killua Revenge(Short Fic) and OP: Blood piece, DC: ReSuperbody ( Going slow, just started them to be honest. Don't have that much time on my hands. Will work on them eventually)
A/N Hydra bases
(350 US)200, 50 mid to high US, (29 ish bases in Germany- forgot these, whatever doesn't change much, I'm too lazy to change the numbers again)