"Well this is boring" says Yelena as she just shoots at a Widow who gets instantly knocked out and cured "Did he have to make it this easy?" " Stop complaining Yelena, it's better if we don't have to risk our lives, though I do admit that this feels like cheating." Melina shooting a few more Widows " I know right it just feels wrong for it to be this easy. I wonder if this is how going to the Arcade feels like?" Yelena grumbles as she double-taps a Widow
" I wouldn't know I have never been to one.," Nat says as she hits two Widows in the throat
"Less talking more shooting" Alexie as he shoots from a machine gun
"Rahahahaaah. The Red Guardian is back!!!" He yells out happily
"Ohh he looks so happy" Melina gushes then headshots a Widow. Even though a body shot is all that's needed
" I'm never meeting them for as long as I live, not worth the trouble" Yelena makes herself a promise
"For once we can agree on something" Nat just nods looking away from her 'parents'
" How many of them are there?" Yelena grumbles as she kept shooting people with a bored expression on her face.
"He made more over the years. So I'm not sure" Melina ducks down avoiding a sword slash
"Okay, this is taking too long." Nat says and she goes to the crate that they brought with them
"Is that a grenade launcher?" Yelena says dumfounded
"Let's see if this works" Nat says with a smile
*Foosh x6* she empties the chamber
"Fire in the Hole!"
Everybody dives down
*BOOOM*
An explosion followed by red smoke spread everywhere
"Damn, tell me why the guy who can make these with the snap of his fingers isn't here" Yelena turns to Nat/
"Something about us having some family bonding" Nat just shrugs
"right... family bonding.. good idea.." Yelena mumbles, "this was a terrible idea"
"Well that attack, knocked out most of them" Melina looked down at the unconscious Widows.
When they enter Dreykov's office he was no where to be seen
Nat looked at the window only to see him running to a helicopter
"The fat fuck is running away" Nat brings out a rocket launcher and shoots the Heli. Making Dreykov run in another direction
"I'll get him" Alexei prepares to sprint
"Sure a fat guy chasing another fat guy. If anything this would make a great Comedy Show" Yelena shrugs as she starts walking
"Hey was that really necessary?" Alexei says with a hurt tone, everybody rolled their eyes as they heard him through the earpiece
"Yes, go lose weight" Yelena says, pouring even more salt on the wound
"Oh come on" Alexi whines, then looked at his stomach "It's not that bad"
"Sure. Except that you can't see your feet without sitting down. Forget the feet. I'm still amazed you can still find your dick when you go to the bathroom to piss"
"YELENA!" Natasha and Melina scream out
"What. It's true. It's better if he hears it from us"
"Not that, why are you so vulgar all of a sudden?!" Melina asked, well more like demanding an answer
"You don't get the right to lecture me. Not after abandoning me" Yelena put up a sniper rifle and turned off her coms.
"Ahh peace and quiet. Now to shoot the pig and call Nat's boyfriend
~
"Huff, Huff, Huff" Dreykov was running as fast as he could.
"Stop running you bastard" Dreykov turned around to see an overweight man charging at him in a familiar costume
"Alexei?" Dreykov asked in a shocked tone, but he stopped in such a way that the gun in his hand was hidden behind him
"Who else you slimy bastard" Alexie walked up to him, he was a bit out of breath
"Why are you doing this? We were partners?" Draykov was trying to buy himself some time to think of a way to escape
"Partners?!" Alexei was ouraged "You lied to me! Fed me your ideologies. Made me your Patsy! And you re going to die for it"
"Niet. That would be you" Dreykov raised his gun and aimed directly at Alexi's head
Alexi's eyes widened but it was too late
*Bang*
"Huh? I'm alive" Alexei opened his eyes and looked at Dreykov who had a bullet in his head
*Bzz*
"You are welcome. Nat can you call your boyfriend now. I'm ready to leave" Yelena spoke over the coms
"Oh Yelena you beautiful girl. My Guardian Angel" Alexei was overjoyed
"Ugh. Maybe I should have let Dreykov kill you first" Yelena crushed his daydreaming making his happiness fade from existence
Nat ignores their little 'spat' and calls Ward. "Hey I'm done can you pick me up?"
Ward's voice is heard from the other side "Sure, let me finish up and I'll be there in a sec *BOOMMM* " He hung up as the explosion happened. Nat looked at her phone before shrugging
"So that's it. you are just going to leave." Melina stood awkwardly not knowing what to say
"Well what did you think was going to happen? That we were going to stay together from now on?" Nat raised an eyebrow at her
"Can your boyfriend just drop me somewhere" Yelena looks at Nat. There was a pleading expression on her face, there was no way she was being left behind with her parents
Nat looks at her "Yea. I'm sure he wouldn't mind."
"Soo.. this is goodbye I guess" Alexei awkwardly says
"Yes, I guess it is. Try to live a normal life, and not die" Nat's voice didn't have the slightest bit of warmth. It was like she was saying it as a formality
*Wooshh*
An orange portal opens up
Alexi and Melina look at each other and turn to Yelena and Natasha
""Take care of each other"" Nat nods and jumps into the portal
"Bye" Yelena coldly says and enters the portal. Still pissed off by just about everything that happened since the reunion.
The portal closes leaving them behind in Alexi and Melina near the wreaked base.
"Hey how do we go back" Alexei suddenly realised
"Ugh" Melina just facepalmed. Dreading the walk back home