'Touch me-sama' Pov
( The speedrun is the guy that reincarnated him he doesn't give a shit, 'Touch me' made the system and loves gossip and stuff like this)
Wait for it.. Wait for it..
(The Kiss between Grant and Nat happens)
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!
YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
FINALLY, THE SHIP HAS SAILED!!!!
Even if they don't know this yet.
It took me a lot of work to make this happen. I had threaten and trick that bastard into going for Natasha.
The -100 with every stat was just a bluff, penalties were forbidden from being put into our systems ever since the new boss took over, but it got the job done, it forced him to at least talk with Natasha.
As soon as the goddesses of Fate and Love approached me I knew I had to make it happen.
2 brainwashed spies, fought on different sides, now together alone against the world, if that isn't a good romance story I don't know what is. Wait gotta tell Hellena, hmm she just started her shift, but who the fuck cares!
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(Hellena's office/space)
"Good luck young one" as soon as she is done with the soul I jump in front of her
" The Ship has Sailed!!" I fist pump while yelling
"Ohh that was faster than I thought, so Grant and Natasha are together now?"
"No, they just kissed, but I could see it, they are bound together now, that kind of love is freaking soulmate level, doesn't matter what they or we do now, they are inseparable."
"Don't you think its beneath a god to mess with the love life of mortals" Hellen shakes her head at me
"Oh shut it you voyeur, don't think we don't know what you are doing with the worlds in your domain, you are the biggest closet pervert of us all, constantly watching the people you reincarnate having sex"
She had the decency to at least blush a little.
"If both of them were left alone, one will get his body possessed by an alien and the other will sacrifice herself because they were stupid enough not to kill Thanos instantly or just cut his arm of at the start. This way they at least have a chance at a happy life"
"Whatever you say. Now Go Away! My shift just started the Boss will yell at me!" she shoos me away
"Fine, fine, everybody knows why you do your job so fast. It's so you have more time to mas.." she starts throws orbs of energy at me while screaming
"Leave me alone you crazy old man"
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Word count 440
There will be a full chap today, still writing it.
(A/N idk who said it, but someone reminded me that I forgot to use the spell that stops Natasha from telling anyone about the stuff she learned while she was with the MC. Fixed that.)