"That cake looks very nice", Alan said in a satisfied grunt. "You have a nice taste Sir. This cake's just out of the oven and fresh. Do you have any specified instructions to be put on with the cake,sir?", the baker asked in his sweet tone.
"Yeah, I wanted a name to be displayed on the cake. Could you do that?", Alan said with a beet red blush creeping over his cheeks.
"What name should it be,Sir?"
"Jenny, her name's Jenny", Alan spoke fighting his blush going to his ears.
The baker laughed knowingly. "For the wife I presume", he said in a teasing manner. "Yeah, it's for our first year anniversary" Alan admonished.
With a sweet 'Hmm' of agreement, the baker took the address the cake's to be delivered along with the time. With a thank you, Alan walked out towards the next shop to buy a bouquet of flowers to impress his sweet wife.
After everything's settled he went back home just in time for the cake to arrive. Seeing the cake box and bouquet of flowers in her husband's hands, Jenny was stunned and tears started to blur her vision.
Such sweet romantic moment.
But such sweet romantic moment will never last. As soon as she opened the cake box, she was shell shocked.
'What the heck is this?'
"Alan...."
"Yes Jenny", Alan replied ever so sweetly not knowing what's changed in his wife.
"Who the f*ck is Jessy?", she asked in a low voice.
The Alan who couldn't hear it,"What is it Darling?", inquired coming close to his wife.
"I said, WHO THE F*UCK IS JESSY?", Jenny screamed.
And the next moment Alan gets to taste the cake he bought as it was thrown over his face. Just BOOM BASH!
***
Another BOOM and BASH sounded in another part of the town Alan lives in.
"Who the heck is Jenny, Rick?", Jessy threw the cake over her boyfriend's face. "I hate you", with that she walked off.
"Hey let me explain", Rick ran to catch her, "This totally is a misunderstanding"