it all started when i was only 17 years old.

" lets steal your dads car! " - bector

" ehh i dont know... sounds like a bad idea " - cameron

" don't worry! I know a little bit of driving i will teach you " - bector

" okay then.. " - cameron

at first.. i didn't think much of it i mean what could go wrong right?

" cameron you're doing great! " - bector

" I am? thats good to know! " - cameron

as cameron is driving he arrives at the highway and suddenly stops the car

" i dont know if this is a good idea bector.. i mean look theres so many cars here! " - cameron

" stop being a wus! the girls will not think your cool cameron! " - bector

" uhh okay then.. " - cameron

as cameron hits the pedal a truck appears out of nowhere and crashes into the car cameron and bector was in

as the cold blood covers camerons face he thinks to himself " is this it? i haven't even lived life yet.. no girlfriend a stupid friend and i didn't even lose my virginity! "

as his eyes slowly close he hears the sirens of the ambulance..

everything.. is so dark where am i..

am i dead?

no...

where am i

" wake up.. wake up.. wake up! " - camerons dad

cameron suddenly wakes up in the hospital bed in a cold sweat

" where am i..? " - cameron

" you're at the hospital, you fool! you worried me " - said camerons dad as he hugs him tightly

" bector.. BECTOR! WHERE IS HE IS HE ALIVE?! " - said cameron with an anxious expression

" bector didn't suffer any casualties. he used you as a body shield " - camerons dad

" i see. " - cameron

as cameron looks around the hospital room 2 doctors walk in

" are you camerons guardian? " - said doctor number 1 to cams dad

" Yes. i am doctor please tell me is there anything wrong with my son? " - cams dad

" You're gonna have to sit for this. " - doctor number 2

as cams dad sits in his chair next to cam the doctor said the following :

" the surgery was a success and we were able to save your son but we had some casualties and your sons penis had to be cut off. " - doctor number

as cameron heard those words his life started to crumble down for him and he is in denial

" n-no way! " - cameron

cameron in denial looks under his pants and notices that his penis has been replaced with a robotic one

" what the hell is this?! " - cameron

" it is your new penis sir. " - doctor number 1

" Yes. it is your new penis, it is our first prototype made by the revolutionary doctor himself aj. " - doctor number 2

aj enters the room and shouts

" Yes! this is ur new penis! it vibrates and can be used as a weapon and you can pee with it! " - aj

" what.. " - cameron

" anyways we will get our nurse to help you pee to see if there is anything wrong with your robotic penis now " - aj

as the nurse takes cameron to the bathroom she starts to take her clothes off

" what the hell.. what are you doing! " - cameron

" getting ready for sex obviously " - random latina nurse

" sex?!?! " - cameron

" yes now shut up " - random latina maid

the maid starts to pull camerons pants down and she is amazed

" wow!?! what a large banana you have there sir! may i ask how old are you? " - latina nurse

" im 17 haha " - said cameron

" wait.. your 17?! DISGUSTING UR A MINOR " - latina nurse

the latina nurse starts to dress again and as cam tries to touch her she slaps cameron in the face making him lose his balance

cameron uttered the words " why must i be 17!!!! "