(Jake POV)
Man being dead sucks I mean if it wasn't for the system ( or who I like to call the dumb o tron) then I would have gone crazy along time a go speaking of which. Let's talk to the idiot there are some questions he is going to answer.
"HEY DUMB O TRON GET YOU NON EXISTENT BUTT OVER HERE"
"OK HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO NOT CALL ME DUMB O TRON YOU IDIOTIC IMBECILE."
" *pfft* I WOULD RATHER DIE AGAIN THEN STOP CALLING YOU DUMB O TRON DUMB O TRON"
"UGH 7.753 BILLION PEOPLE ON THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING ROCK AND I GOT STUCK WITH YOU OF ALL PEOPLE"
"Ok listen as much as I would love to continue this little "talk" there is a reason why I called you here dumbo"
"Ok first of all don't call me that second of all what do you need ya waste of oxygen"
"Ok so why you here is beca- hey wait a minute… I AM NOT A WASTE OF OXYGEN"
"yeah sure keep telling your self that"
"Why you little-"
"OK WHY AM I HERE JACK"
"* grumbles* you know now I am not sure if I even want to tell you Dumbo"
" fine then I guess you will never know the answer to that question you were going to ask me"
"Dang it I hate it when your right"
"Then you must hate me all the time"
"Go to hell Dumbo"
"You are my personal hell Jackson Toppers"
"Right back at you Dumbo"