"So let me get this straight" Kyle said with his legs crossed as he stared at his silver coloured manicured nails "This is a concert you have been preparing for, for atleast, um, seven months and you cancelling it because you gonna get sick tommorow if you don't go down on a person?"
Axel winced at the language but said nevertheless "Yes"
"And you expect Sasha to think that you're okay?" Kyle asked "I mean I love all parts of you, but I bet other people don't see it yet"
They were both sitted in a coffee shop, Kyle now on a cream coloured sweater and a scarf around his neck with brown trousers while Axel had on a black double-breasted coat and dark blue jeans.
He had not really told Kyle about the real reason he could not go on stage but he knew the male.
He wouldn't care the reason.
Sighing, Kyle faced Axel with a smile "So you want me to convince her not to let you get in the plane?"
"Yes" Axel replied "You might have been a horrible secretary at a point of our lives together but your lies were impeccable"
Kyle snorted "For someone who seems to be desperate, your words are extremely rude" Then with a shake of his head, he added "With a bribe of course"
"How much?"
"Fuck me"
Axel immediately spluttered the tea he was drinking into Kyle's face who nearly shrieked but bit his lips and began to whimper "My thousand dollar sweater"
Axel quickly raised a napkin to his lips and began to dab it clean as Kyle snatched it from his hand and began to clean his own face with a snarl "You can't seriously be meaningvthat. Are you mocking me?"
Kyle rolled his eyes "It's just one night"
"I could crack your butthole and you won't sit for months, is that what you want?" Axel asked.
Kyle now had a bright look on his face as he put his hand on the coffee table and kept a smile on his face "Is that how big you are?"
Axel rolled his eyes and laid back ok his chair "How could I have possibly thought that you would take this seriously?"
"I am, you know I never do anything free"
"I am.your best friend"
"Yes, and that's my payment for letting me live under your wolf and stare at your glass like skin all day." Kyle replied with a roll of his eyes "Duh"
Axel sighed "Fine. I'd find another...."
Kyle let out a long groan and snatched Axel's phone and began to mutter words along the line "You owe me, I swear it" And put the phone on his ear.
Axel began to feel a smile come up his face as Kyle said with a fake happy voice "Hey Sasha, how nice to hear you. Yes it's me, ever fabulous me. Axel told me that he came over to your place and said he couldn't do the concert if he didn't get a duck buddy. I know right? Spoilt much?"
Axel rolled his eyes as Kyle continued "Anyway, I called to tell you that he would still come for the concert. Yes, he was reacting to some viagra pills I gave him when we...."
Axel had already snatched the phone and ended the call before Kyle could complete his nonsense as the other male grinned and began to sip his tea "What the fyck was that?!"
"That was for spilling shit on my sweater and thinking I'd do that for free" Kyle replied "Besides the idea of fucking me isn't as horrible as you think and you'd know that if you finally accept me"
"This isn't funny!" Axel snapped.
As usual, and by mistake, he had used his Alpha voice again and Kyle suddenly used his baby eyes in return "Okay, okay. I know, look, just... Go for the concert. No doctor in the world would take you serious, and fall sick"
"Are you listening to yourself?"
"I am. Listen to me now. If you do this, and you do get sick, which would be awkward as hell, it'd prove you were right all along and no one can hold you responsible for not being available that night"
"But...."
"Freak accidents happen all the time" Kyle cut in "I mean there are times when people leave the house and get raped in the arse but no one talks about...."
"Enough, i get the point" And even though he didn't, it would be torture to hear one more rotten word from Kyle.
After some minutes, Axel heard himself say "Would you follow me to the concert?"
"The fact you ask that question is offensive as hell" Kyle replied with an hiss "Who do you think was going to go all panicky when you finally start throwing up and all like a pregnant woman, cause it's definetely gonna be me and not that other female with a fake ass"
Axel laughed "Sasha's ass is real?"
Kyle faced him with a gasp "You actually... You coy bastard!"
"I haven't" He said with a shrug "But I think that it's not. It doesn't look it"
Kyle rolled his eyes and went back to his tea "Straight men, blind ass niggas"