Courageous computer programmer MR GARY SUPERHALK is arguing with intuitive private detective DR ELIZABETH SPARROW. GARY tries to hug ELIZABETH but she shakes him off.
GARY
Please Elizabeth, don't leave me.
ELIZABETH
I'm sorry Gary, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
GARY
I am such a person!
ELIZABETH frowns.
ELIZABETH
I'm sorry, Gary. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
ELIZABETH leaves.
GARY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, gentle fishmonger LADY GEORGINA PIGEON barges in looking flustered.
GARY
Goodness, Georgina! Is everything okay?
GEORGINA
I'm afraid not.
GARY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
GEORGINA
It's ... a psychopath ... I saw an evil psychopath kill a bunch of family!
GARY
Defenseless family?
GEORGINA
Yes, defenseless family!
GARY
Bloomin' heck, Georgina! We've got to do something.
GEORGINA
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
GARY
You can start by telling me where this happened.
GEORGINA
I was...
GEORGINA fans herself and begins to wheeze.
GARY
Focus Georgina, focus! Where did it happen?
GEORGINA
Quality Cafe, Los Angeles! That's right - Quality Cafe, Los Angeles!
GARY springs up and begins to run.