Chapter 4 - Ch - 3

I proceeded to the device where the teacher covered my hand with a type of gauntlet and turned on the device. The machine buzzed for some time until the needle in the dials began to rotate. The first dial's needle rotated a full circle before stopping at zero. The second dial also showed the same movement and stopped at null. Only the third needle stopped at 100% affinity.

"HA HAHA .... I can't believe you don't have any affinity. Even a cripple has one element type in his body. Ah my stomach hurts."

The teacher laughed at me in a spectacular fashion while the girls stared at me silently.

" Don't worry you can work here for the rest of your life."{Charlotte}

"You can have other talents."{Olivia}

"HA HA .. Even martial artists have a minimum power of 100. You are just.. UNBELEIVABLE!!"{Teacher}

"My lady should stay away from these people as they can infect you with their lack of competence."{Teacher}

{....}

I became silent and the teacher continued to laugh. I kinda knew this as i had reincarnated as a mob. Still I had my hopes high. The device then "printed" an obsidian slate which was then given to me by my teacher.

"I don't think you have anything special in your status. Still for the satisfaction, call status in your mind while touching the slate and see your lacklustre abilities."{Teacher}

Surprisingly the slate uses only uses atmospheric magic and is the only self – sufficient device in the world. I touched the slate and called status in my mind.

[Name] Artorias (No family name)

[Race] Human/#@$%!*&@

[Titles] Reincarnator

Lucky Charm

[Attribute]

Strength: 6

Endurance: 8

Perception: 10

Intelligence: 9

Charisma: 10

Luck: -20

[Traits]:- Heavenly Thinker (Has in born talent to think about multiple complicated ideas.)

Facade (Can determine which emotion to express while maintaining other emotions.)

Heavenly Strategist(Has in born talent to think complicated strategies.)

@!#$%&! Body(!@%#$!%$#)

[Skills] Lucky Charm( Can influence the luck of others and make them lucky. The amount influenced depends upon the relationship between the host and other people. Luck turns zero during combat.)

Perceptive(Can perceive supernatural aura, energy and danger. Can also perceive weaknesses of same tier opponents. Its effect lowers while facing higher tier opponents.)

Recovery( Can recover injuries ,stamina and energy 10 times faster.)

[Active]

H.P = 100

Stamina = 120

Magic = ??????

Magic type: Healing

@#$% = ????

@#$%!@@# = @#$%!@#

[Job] = House servant(Temporary) Level- 10

I was quite shocked by the description of my status. Not only it was ridiculous, it contained 4 glitched descriptions which are very rare in astral statuses. Especially the title and skill 'Lucky Charm' infuriated me as I screamed in my mind,"F*** GOD , you made me into a F******* four leaf clover." Still it was better than a blank paper. Most of the skills were predicted by me beforehand and the charm skill probably shows how the ducal house has grown richer over the years since i came here. Still my magic power stat surprised me as it was not empty as shown in the device.

Soon the girls took their turns and were quite satisfied. Charlotte as true to her bright orange hair had the highest affinity in fire while having above average affinity in other elements. Olivia had a good affinity in light and dark types. As expected of a shadow bloodline.

"Today's magic lesson ends here. Now the duchess will come to teach the ladies the noble etiquette. So, Artorias get out of the classroom and GET LOST."

The teacher after venting all his anger onto myself kicks me out of the classroom. I then continue to pretend being lost until the head butler comes and takes me back to my living quarters.

I continued to fiddle with slate until night time and then sneaked out of the living quarters while wearing a cloak. I evaded the guards by my small sized body and using my perception I proceeded towards the ducal garden.