"Interview her! Interview her!"
"What do you mean 'her'!? The guy shouldn't even be in the female category! It's unfair!"
"The fuck? Sexist much? Her heart is a woman!"
"Say that again after looking at his biceps which are larger than the other competitors' legs! Let's just change the channel, I heard Feetopia is on Maxflix right now."
"She's just using her god-given gifts! And stop watching that degenerate stuff! And that's the local team, you should be cheering for her!"
"Being a ma—"
[We interrupt this program for some important breaking news!]
"What could be more important than—]
[There is currently a supervillain that is flying amok and rampaging above the state of Florida and have caused complete damage and death to surrounding areas. Currently, the mysterious figure is fighting with an unidentified female superhero and was last seen in the skies of Miami.]
"...Oh. That's here."
