"!!!"
Facial hair. For some men, it was the epitome symbol that one has finally reached manhood. And somewhere in the universe, Unknown and Known, there is one man whose facial hair was his entire life.
His name was Spectacular Mustache Man. His entire persona circled around his mustache—a billion people, revering at the greatness of his mustache. But even if one was not Spectacular Mustache Man, a mustache is still a great deal for some people.
"Are you one of those people, Champion Sergeant Darmuid?" Riley's voice seeped from the edges of Darmuid's palm; his eyes, still as wide and staring straight at Darmuid with glee.
And soon, Darmuid's upper lips soon started to tremble as each and every strand of his thick mustache started to vibrate much like Riley's hair.
"What are you— !!!"
