Sharon and Andrew were exhausted from driving all night trying to locate a secret place that Andrew found out about as he was conducting a research on an ancient tribe that was known as the jofatile...
Andrew :wake up honey we are finally here do you recognize this.(speaks as he plugs out a flower looking like plant)
Sharon :Wait that's not what l think it is, is it?(she than reaches for a thick book in her bag pack she opens the book and begins to flip it's pages and stops at the photograph of the plant) l guess it is the prewertextasile.
Andrew:The jofatile used to crush it into a liquid and drink it before sleeping hence they woke up with more energy than a thousand wild horses we must be one step closer to finding what we came for according to the map if we keep heading north we're likely to bump into the hills where the jofatile stayed the Rolaratita is in the highest cave of the Redhill are you ready to achieve greatness my love? Remember we are not doing this for anything but the benefit of mankind with the Rolaratita in our hands we could change the world for good.
Sharon:Greatness we've already achieved together there's nothing we can't do but I must say l've been feeling a bit strange since we set foot into this place, l think l could use more sleep let's head into the woods to set up camp than we can head to the hills tomorrow morning after the prewer kicks in of course maby afterwards we might.... (she whispers into Andrew's ear with a smile that suggests that she's obviously teasing him)
Andrew :mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh l love the sound of that sugar lips l don't think l'll be able to wait till tomorrow for that to happen(grabs her tight and kisses her passionately while he lifts up her left leg putting his hand under her short dress)
Sharon:(pushes him away) Easy tiger camp first then the rest will follow after we set up the camp. Plus l need to get into some hiking clothes. (she changes her clothes than they head into the woods)
As they were walking in the woods trying to figure out where to set camp they both spot three bluelighting fireflies.
Andrew:l think we should follow them come on.
Sharon :Wow l've never seen any thing like this l'm taking a picture(she loses sight of Andrew as she struggles to find her phone in her bag) babe l think you have my phone(Notices that Andrew can't hear her) babe babe she repeats the word with a bit of fear in her voice... Just as she was about to shout out his name. Andrew called out to her.
Andrew :Shaz come check this out
(She follows his voice only to find him staring in admiration at a valley with yellow trees in it)
Andrew :beautiful ain't it?the perfect place to set camp
Sharon :l can't believe my eyes no words can describe such beauty l never thought in my wildest dreams l'd be staring at the yellow dark valley l'd love to find out how it's fossils look.
Andrew :let's waste no time we need to go down there.
They went into the yellow dark valley and all of a sudden they felt a cold breeze infact it was the coldest breeze they ever felt, they made a tent crushed the prewer and consumed it. There was an enormous tree with yellow leaves outside the tent and on it's branch laid an owl with a golden beak and silver wings it looked at the tent Andrew and Sharon were sleeping in for sometime, then it flew off to the Redhill. Waiting for it in the cave was an alien looking like creature named anuredanaki...he spread out his hand and the owl rested on his arm..
Anuredanaki: I see we have company it's been 350 years since anyone set foot in that valley it's a shame it had to end that way for the poor fellows(the owl cried out a bit in an attempt to communicate).. Hush my eye you need not to bother yourself remember once I look into your eyes everything you've seen, heard and feel is revealed to me yes, yes l see they drank the flower juice and because of that, capturing them might be a little difficult but it will be done, difficult doesn't mean impossible, now fly off keep an eye on them...
Anuredaranaki laughs out loud as the owl flies off.
Andrew :Remember one of the reasons you agreed to marry me is cause l'm a man of my word and I did say that I wasn't going to wait till the prewer kicks in to do this (kisses Sharon and takes her clothes off romantically they make sweet love and begin to pillow talk after they're done)
Sharon:You keep getting better and better every time mind sharing your secret
Andrew :Oh really my secret is that l'm married to the sexiest woman in the planet and l popped a blue pill while you were sleeping in the car(laughs a little making it clear that he is only kidding about the pill part that is)
Sharon:Oh please you married me cause you found what I do for a living amusing if it wasn't for that you wouldn't have looked twice at me, l still remember the first day we met you were doing a research on what the tribal inscriptions on dug out artifacts meant and the ethnic groups they belonged to, that's when you met yours truly the one and only queen Shaz the best archeologist of the century, how did you gather the courage to kiss me on the lips before we were formally introduced?
Andrew :l kissed the picture on the article they wrote on you so much every night before I went to bed so it kinda felt normal, l always had a huge crush on you way before we even met, I was on my Smokey Robinson tip.
Sharon:What l'm a little lost Smokey Robinson tip, what do you mean by that?
Andrew:Switches on the cordless radio and plays Smokey Robinson's song, titled l knew l loved you and sings it word by word(Sharon's eyes get all teary and starts to cry and smile simultaneously)
Meanwhile in Anuredanaki's dwelling.
Anuredanaki:What's that l smell in the air love l can't bring myself to do it l won't be the one to end such a beautiful thing, ah yes time to summon my eye.... (makes a funny hissing sound, The owl arrives after some time and lands on his arm like it did before)listen here l change my mind l feel we should assist this couple with whatever it is they need use your magic to make them more comfortable my eye..
Owl:prr prr(signifying that it agrees with what anuredanaki has just said)
Anuredanaki :Very Good, I know they've come for the precious object but the only question is can they handle its power? l fear for them greatly but l'll allow them to have it for their love has proven them worthy of having it. But I myself wonder where the Rolaratita is no one has laid eyes on it since the days of the Jofatile, but I sense it's presence it must be somewhere within this very cave.
Andrew finds himself surrounded by a crowd "Hello my name is Andrew but my friends called me drew, I've come to your land to collect the Rolaratita for a strange virus is wiping out my people and I know that with the power it has we could conquer the virus with it, allow me to have it"
Ruler:What sort of mockery is this the Rolaratita is not meant for mere man only those with a pure heart can carry it, my fore fathers have been in possession of the Rolaratita for centuries and passed it on to me, you have some nerve suggesting this to me you've just committed the highest form of blasphemy yes you heard right since I'm in possession of the Rolaratita l've become like God, wait allow me to correct myself l am God. Your punishment shall be severe, l've taken your woman to be my companion but as for you, I sentence you to death my men shall burn you to ashes with your wife watching, tie him up and set him ablaze, I've spoken and my word is final
Sharon:No please no let him go
The man tied him to a tree just as they were about to burn him he woke up to his surprise it was morning already.
Andrew :That was a heck of a nightmare, the funny thing is that I hardly have nightmares let alone dream, why would this be happening now l'm really starting to have a bad feeling about searching for this ancient object l wonder if it's really worth it maby the nightmare was some sort of warning but if I pull out now it would surely crush shaz, finding the Rolaratita would be a dream come true to her, it's something that could boost both our careers to a whole new level. (Looks at her sleeping peacefully) poor little thing l outta go fishing before she wakes according to this map there should be a stream in the center of the valley. Let me get to it... (he then starts to sing a song as he leaves the tent)
Oh when the saints go marching in Oh when the saints go marching in oh lord l want to be among the number oh when the saints go marching in,wait a minute what's this l see fascinating, a silver feather l've never seen anything like this truly this place is filled with wonders, l really can't believe my eyes right now I could make a fortune off this. Grand dad would really love to see this. Let me call him up(takes his phone out and dials a number)
Hi grandpa it's me Andrew you won't believe what I just saw in the place I was telling you about.
(His grandfather is under his car fixing it, then grease splashes all over him)
Lucky the grand dad :Perfect timing drewie you picked a splendid time to call me a few minutes ago l was drinking coffee and reading the paper but no it had to be now how's it going champ, what do you wanna tell me is your wife pregnant?
Andrew :No grand dad l just discovered a silver feather and l thought to myself who else could be the best person to share this news with but the best birfwatcher l know.
Grand dad :l'm the only birdwatcher you know, silver feather! (laughs out loud) good one
Andrew :No grandpa l'm serious let me send you a pic right now, you won't believe this, Bye l'm off to catch some breakfast.
Grand dad:Take care champ( hangs up the phone) huh silver feather(the phone beeps) then he stares at the picture and faints out of shock.
Lucy Andrew's grandmother saw him fainting through the window.
Lucy:Oh my(rushes to lucky)wake up you silly old man l told you to get someone to fix the car for you now look at you now. Josh! Help
(Josh happened to be Andrew's teenage brother he was playing heavy metal rock music full blast he couldn't hear his grand ma calling)
As he got stood on top of his bed moving to the music he notices his grandmother kneeling beside his grand dad.
Josh:Holy shit! (exits his room quickly and slides down the stairs)what the Fuck happened here?
Lucy:watch your language young man get inside the house and call an ambulance(Josh does as he is instructed)
Andrew :Yeah grand dad l bet you ain't laughing now(takes the feather out of his pocket and looks at it) l wonder how much you're worth 1million 2,3 maby even 10 ooh yeah l'm gonna be filthy rich. Aah crap l forgot the fishing line. Shaz must be up by now.
Anuredanaki:hold it right there!
Andrew :aah please don't eat me mercy mercy
Anurednaki:eat you Andrew l'm a vegetarian and I've come to make you an offer you wouldn't be able to refuse even if you wanted to.
Andrew :how do you know my name
Anuredanaki:knowing it all is one of my specialties my name's Anuredanaki, but you can call me red. I know why you're here my dearest drewie you've come for the Rolaratita right?
Andrew :No, yes, maby why do you? What does any of that have to do with you. Listen here Red l have to get back to my wife she must be worried sick by now.
Anuredanaki :that's only if she's awake, you know very little about me drewie boy see l've gotten very fond of you and your wife and I want you to be my very own worshipers, I want you and your lovely wife to pray to me and l will surely grant you what your heart desires.
Andrew :Pray to you? l've never prayed a day in my life how do you expect me to start now
Anuredanaki :Andrew, Andrew, Andrew you're quite a tough chip to crack aren't you sunny boy there's really nothing to it just picture me as a delivery boy on the other end of the line but only this time you can get to order anything you want it's that easy.
Andrew :Anything?
Anuredanaki :Anything you just say the word.
Andrew :Okay l'll do it but I have one little question why me?
Anuredanaki :You miscomprehended me drewie my boy l don't want just you alone praying to me your wife should be in on it as well.
Andrew :I'd like to tell you what I desire now
Anuredanaki :Shoot
Andrew :Stop calling me drewie only my grand dad call's me that.
Anuredanaki :Ah yes your grand dad l pity the bird watcher speaking of birds (makes the hissing sound and stretch's out his arm then the owl lands on it) meet my little Camera no memory card inserted.
Andrew :Jesus christ
Anuredanaki :Believe not in fairy tales l have no son and in this case the son of God exists not, you humans never seize to amaze me, allow me to teach you the trick behind the missionaries signs and wonders. My brother lordergreen came in contact with a young man aged ago he had a similar spirit to yours and this is what he taught him. If you believe in something hard enough that thing becomes true and if you place your faith in it my word(whistles) the power it carries suddenly becomes beyond anyone's imagination with lordergreen's guidance he came up with your religion.
Andrew :l told you l've never prayed a day in my life l'm not religious l just say that when l'm caught off guard, Beautiful pet owl you have, l've never seen anything like it
Owl: prr prr (Attacks Andrew by pecking his forehead) then lands on Anuredanaki's chest again.
Anuredanaki:There there (rubbing the back of his index finger on its neck) don't be offended my little eye(set's his eyes on Andrew) l don't think he likes being called a pet,What's that liquid red substance on your face (Anurednaki runs off terrified)
Andrew :(feels his face) l'm bleeding stupid owl,Red huh what a dushebag if his specialty is knowing it all why would a little blood scare him that much, Jesus, Shaz must be up by now gotter rush back he ran back with the speed of lightning and got back in a few seconds, what! The prewer is definitely the real deal(stick's his head in the tent to find Sharon still sleeping) l have to hand it to Red his accuracy is extreme shaz is still sleeping.