"you may be wondering what we have for entertainment here, I am here to inform you we have plenty of things! like! board games! what board games you ask? only the best and brightest! does your little kiddo act like a little einstein? this game may be for you!" she shows a basic run-of-the-mill trivia board game "with this show that you are the smart one in your family! never again will junior go "um actually" hell be bowing down to those big brain muscles you got there! whos the company that made this? why big smiles inc of course!"
the woman walks off as a man walks in holding what looks to be a baseball bat "does junior have too much energy? does he constantly run around causing a fuss, well this here is a bat! teach him baseball like a real father-son duo! or just hit the bugger upside the head with it! it comes with a free bat! the post is 10.99$ and you may be wondering! what is the safest way to use the bat? our answer is this! whichever puts a bigger smile on your face! now you may ask, which company made this? big smile inc of course!"
the man walks off as another man walks in with a game console "is your kid getting a bit too mature for all those kiddy things? well, we have the thing just for you! this console uses the last-gen tech to bring a good experience! it's almost hypnotizing! the graphics I mean! I mean look at this kid play!" there's a kid strapped to a chair his eyes forced open, he stops playing for a second and flinches beginning to play again "which company made this wonder of technology? why big smiles inc of course!"
next, two women walk out holding a small tv "hello and welcome to our daily broadcast! What's the news for today you ask? well lately there have been storms!" she makes a gasping face "well that won't do! how can we prevent this storm?" a kid, no more than five walks into the frame "what can we do timothy?"
the boy speaks in a hushed tone "e-exterminate the route-" he falls to the floor, hopefully just unconscious
"that's right!" she looks overjoyed "we want to stop the oncoming storm, but to do that we must cull the source of this scourge! now, who made this ad for your safety? BIG SMILES INC of course!"
the screen fades to black as a gruesome scene pops onto the screen after a moment, all six people look deceased, they're covering in wires and filled with blades, their skin is discolored, they look like marionettes, you can even see the wires if you look close enough, they speak in unison "come on kiddo! don't YOU want to contribute?!? why don't you listen to your parent's LITTLE ONE WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO US!?! BIG SMILE INC?!?" their smile widens beyond human proportions, oh god, it's horrific! I'm gonna throw up!
the onlookers, as well as me, look on in abject horror, the children are crying, god... "BLEG" I throw up, I'm in shock, that was just horrific, well, I know what I'm going to do now, I'm gonna find those bastards and arrest them, that was just- wait, they killed kids... and other people, that wasn't animation software, those were real fleshed people, their power is probably something to do with strings, maybe puppets or something? I do know I won't assume, I have to be ready for anything, so that means I have to train