[wtf]
"ROAR"
[what am I even supposed to do with you?]
"ROAR"
[why?]
"ROAR"
[oookkkk]
"roar?"
[of to an elementary grade education ya go]
"roar?" it looks at the desk it finds itself in
[im gonna teach you basic English...]
"roar?"
[this is gonna be a long eternity]
...
I have been getting questioned for a while now, this is sad, I hate it here, it all gloomy and screams I don't like my life, and I do get that, these people are underpaid as all hell, heroes is where the money as, and supporting jobs like construction, so yea, actually maybe ill help with rebuilding
...
i... "huff" hate... "huff" labor... and there it is, I have great stamina regen, honestly this isn't that hard of work, especially with powers that can either break the rubble or repair it-
"HELP"
rocks falling! I run to him and catching, well less catching and more turning to dust
"t-thank you"
"no problem dude, stay safe"
they all talk about me, the one who killed the leviathan, and the one who saved the workers a couple of times, the media even started to leak that I put down a mob boss and the mob ring
...
I'm trying to get a new house and it seems they need verification that I killed it, I showed them the ring but no good, this is getting tiring, I just want my house nice and big but nooooo I didn't kill an A-class beast
"We have a suggestion sir"
"what would that be?"
"defeat an A-class hero"
oh makes sense, I nod yes
"ok follow me"
I follow him, and I sit, waiting for the hero
"We got a hero with similar powers"
"oh cool"
out walks a buff looking man maybe 6' this is gonna be hard
...
"hey, I want all this to be undocumented"
"no can do"
"can it be private?"
"of course sir"
good
"START"
he rushes at me I go to punch him but, BEHIND ME, I can barely block the punch, my arm breaks and yet it heals, he teleports again, THE RIGHT, I block, its a feint! UPPERCUT I get knocked down, FROM ABOVE, I roll out of the way just in time, I form the claw, and slash at him, he yells in pain as we attack each other back and forth, at a constant standstill, he teleports whenever he's about to get hit
...
an hour, he's getting tired, I'm not, he's getting sloppy, time to try a move I've wanted to try out "spatial flip"
all of a sudden I'm in a space, all other colors have been reversed time hast stopped all that's changed is the plane I'm in I punch him in a random direction, he keeps taking hits and he tries to teleport, he sees me when he does, entering the same realm I'm in I punch him during this, after a while he falls to the floor, knocked out as I return to my original realm