"At this point I feel like a sex-worker… not that I ever hired one." William rattled through a few words, with a solid right to complain.
In his snake-like form, he was a staggering eight feet tall which was primarily good. It was mostly great as he was a literal devil, but it had one single downside; Any and all clothes would end up destroyed, once he summoned this unique form!
It was a hassle to find clothes in short notice, so he got very used to being naked in very public places. Nevertheless, money helped tame this issue.
He had a lot of gems now, and could throw a bunch of them away for a pair of flattering clothes. Black shades were his favorite, and the expensive stuff usually featured that color.
Once William saw a fine set of silk clothes, he cited. "I'll take those so, erg… let me see if I can get my money without killing myself."
