"Jeez, another cliché? damn, they sure don't lie about it being a cliché-ridden game!"
Andy complains about the sheer amount of clichés about Tales of Lavignia, an infamous RPG, due to the many clichés this game had.
"I'll sleep when i find another clich- ah, spotted one. Time to sleep." Andy mutters to himself while walking to his bedroom.
On his bed, he groans for a couple of seconds, then he lays down on his bed.
"Man, i could end this game way quicker if i was in it."
He soon sleeps, as he doesn't know that this single decision can make him remember it for a lifetime, even beyond the grave.
As soon as he woke up, he begins to panic about his unfamiliar surroundings, which is all trees and a singular, unpaved, dirt road.
"Where the hell am i? did someone kidnap me here? Hello? Anybody there? Help Me!"
He runs around, hoping to receive help from whoever it is.
Eventually, he becomes exhausted, and begins to cool down in the shade.
"Hold on, this shade doesn't shape like a tree. It's more like.... A letter. I suppose it's the letter G-wait a sec, why am i feeling nonchalant about this?"
As he looks up to the position of the giant letter, his jaw dropped after reading the sentences.
"Welcome to
TALES
OF
LAVIGNIA"
His reaction was: "What. In. The. Actual. FU-"