The rise of the soft and cowardly emperor (1)
"A suitable host is detected, and a suitable host is detected. Because I am unconscious, I now activate the self-binding mode...start to start...ding...in the system binding, 10% ....40%...85%...100% binding successfully. Congratulations to the host for becoming the No. 250 host of the Flesh Female Matchmaker Turnover. I am your personal steward."
Lying on the ground, Zhou Min shook his head dizzyly, and heard a cheerful voice whispering beside her.
250! What the hell, Zhou Min sat up and propped her head with one hand, confused, she clearly remembered that she was just going to the street to get the cake ordered yesterday, how could it...
Ah, she remembered it, the car accident, she remembered she got it When the cake was about to go home, an Audi suddenly rushed out of the corner. So, is she dead? !
Zhou Min quickly checked the physical discomfort, hands and feet, and found that everything was the same as before. When Zhou Min couldn't figure it out, there was a noise around him again.
"Hello, my new master No. 250, I am your portable butler, a small intelligent spirit body, I..."
"250! You are 250, and your whole family is 250..." Zhou Min was anxious when he heard this. He furiously yelled at the gray air around him, but he was stunned as soon as he finished speaking, where is this place?
She stood up, looked at her surroundings suspiciously and cautiously. She was even more confused. She was hit by a car, even if she did not die miraculously, or she should be sent home by the neighbor. After all, she was on her own small street. , Or the worst is also the accidental driver who was suddenly kind and conscience sent to the doctor, what the hell is this?
And who is the person who just spoke? It's empty here and there are no people in sight. Could it be...have entered the underworld? ! She is really dead! ?
Zhou Min was about to be confused by his own random thoughts, and couldn't help thinking of the voice he had just spoken. Maybe he knew it, and asked cautiously, "Who are you,
where are you ?" "250, you finally let me speak. Asked me a question...oh yeah..."
When Zhou Min heard this, her forehead jumped with blue veins. She wanted to bite, but she told herself that in a strange environment, it's best to bear it and not to act rashly, but the thing that happily calls her 250 voice is the most I look forward to not being found by her, otherwise, I must tear it by my hands. This mentally retarded person is really drunk.
Zhou Min smiled reluctantly. "So, where is this and what's wrong with me? Am I dead?"
"It is reasonable to say that you are dead, but you are not dead..."
Zhou Min clenched his fists and worked hard. Tell yourself, this is talking about mental retardation, don't care about it, don't be angry, hold back!
Gritting his teeth and continuing to laugh dryly, "You mean nothing to say, remove all nouns, adjectives, attributives, etc., and tell me the essence of the center!"
Seeing the girl who was about to erupt, she trembled, and immediately replied, "You are bound by the fast-pass system. I will travel through the world in the future
." "Huh?!" Zhou Min felt as if she was listening to alien texts. She understood everything apart. She felt so confused about how they were put together.
"Anyway, congratulations to 250. Enter into the love development game "The hero, so annoying~" The official strategy game, you can enjoy various plot games to your heart's content." When Zhou Min was still in a daze and didn't react, I heard it again. The sound of undue pumping, teeth rattle, teeth itchy!
But obviously I don't know about this system called Erhuo, and I continue to introduce this inexplicable system with joy. "Every 250 mission is to attack the big boss of the protagonist in a different game, increase the favorability, and win the big boss "heart." 』And fulfill the wish that the female partner gave you, eliminate the female partner's grievances, and make the world peaceful!" The
male lead...so annoying~~ When
Zhou Min heard the duo say it in a weird voice, she couldn't help but I got goosebumps, and accidentally remembered the 18-forbidden live-action game of the same name on a certain island that I secretly downloaded on the computer some time ago... In fact, it was a deep communication between men and women. She really just took a curious look, really just a look!
"Every time 250 successfully defeats a male lead and fulfills the wish of a female partner, you will receive a blessing from the female partner. After the blessing is full, you will have the opportunity to be reborn. Are you very happy and excited? , I feel like I have picked up a great deal. Are you very grateful to this system, I found you..."
Hearing the voice of this silly queer in an invisible place asking for credit, every time he yells this What to do if Zhou Min feels that the power of the predominant is difficult to control when he gritted his teeth! I really want to beat this invisible system!
"Strategy failure..."
"This system is very headstrong, it doesn't matter if you fail. I heard that success is a failed mother, so failure is shameless and will not punish you. It will go to "training, training" and accept a ghost mission. Really It's not terrible!"
What is the visual perception of this kind of coaxing Little Red Riding Hood? Also, although Zhou Min can't see where the thing is, he smiled according to the source of the sound and said, "Can you explain, what is it, ghost animal? Mission!?"
"250, do you want to know? Do you want to know? Do you want to know? Are you curious? Are you curious? Are you curious..." Zhou Min's veins jumped in his forehead when the whistling voice sounded again Jump, I will bear!
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Translator Note
This week there will be massive updates. But from the next week I will release atleast one chapter a day. If there are no problem.
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