"Ouch that fu- ... where am I at" I said, surprised at the new place.
"Heaven, you idiot. What do you think?" The big being laughed. "Zaron be nice, he just died," the oldest looking stated.
"FUCK ME! WHY DID I DIE!" I shouted at who I assumed was Zaron. "Well," the old man started, smiling. "You messed up and now that you are here… Choose a number between one and five." "Umm three?... Wait! No! Four! I say four!" they all smiled, all fifteen of them. A couple of the beings laughed and said, "four is the worst number to choose". An old man spoke up, "well that settled it" after talking he snapped his fingers.
"It's dark now? Wait I'm asleep! Maybe none of that happened..."
I wake up in the forest surrounded by what looks like monsters. It also appeared that I was stripped of my clothes. I looked up to see a lady. She seemed like demon of some sort accompanied by more demons with weapons. Presumably guards. "Who are you, and where are your clothes," she said looking confused. "Also, why did you fall out of the sky? How are you not dea-"
"Hold up! The sky? I fell out of the sky? I wish I could beat these gods up, they did this on purpose!" I looked up and flipped them off then turned back to the girl. "Can I go with you so I have something to wear?" I polity asked. "Yes you can" she replied and smiled.
I certainly didn't expect a castle.
One of the guards handed me some pants for me to change into, for I had to wear clothes to meet the king, thank goodness.
Other than the weird statues and weapons, everything looked fine. Except the throne made of bones. I thought it looked cool, but it had more than human bones. It consisted of what looks like an orc and dragon head.
"Salyestia who is this half naked man you have brought with you?" An authorative man said with power behind his voice. "Father I want to marry him" she said calmly, looking back at me.
"Pffttt!" I scoffed, continuing, "You and me? No, you need better," I tried to say before dying of laughter. While I laughed, I stomped my foot, causing a hole to form in the ground. According to the screen that lit up in front of my face I had leveled up. It was saying that I had gained a new power and won a gift. The weird blue box appeared in my hand, then opened with black and purple katana. The screen changed and said the weapon name; Demon Blade, and that it had a necromancy effect. Apparently a 'necromancy effect' made whoever or whatever, I killed my personal minion. Again the screen changed and read the power I had gotten was called necromancy. Looking at my stats, I saw my power level, MP, HP, defense, speed, basically all of my basic skills. My head started to hurt. I had so many overpowered skills! I had like, god energy! God Energy is a type of magic skill that can boost all of the skills. I get by over 100% more than what is there.