At this current point in time I am contemplating my choices in life.
Your probably wondering why right?that's because I'm surrounded by two idiots arguing over a trivial matter concerning a manga.
"Are you dumb Alice is clearly cuter".Tsuchimikado said in a hostile tone."Huh, your joking right?you must be blind Suzune is clearly cuter".Haruto replied.
This conversation has been going on for 10 minutes and the worst part about it is that it's during the break just before our last period which to make matters worse was physical education.In other words my break before the last and most tiring subject was ruined by my idiotic friends.
Toyotomi Tsuchimikado is an eccentric person,he has blue eyes and hair which has been dyed blonde he is slightly taller than the average 14 year old boy.Tetsuya Haruto is not who people really think he is,his glasses make him look smart and he naturally has the honour student vibe around him but he is just as or if not dumber than Tsuchimikado.
While this pitiful interaction was playing out I just had my head buried in my desk waiting to be saved by the bell for my sixth and final period.
*ding dong*
"Thank God" I thought to myself.Our teacher came into the room and shouted"Attention everybody!".Everyone in the class immediately sat down in place."If you don't already know we are having a joint lesson with one of the other classes today due to lack of staff".This got everyone attention because they were always ready for a fight with other classes."You will play dodge ball against the other class".I didn't really mind this but I'm almost 100% certain the teacher did this cause she couldn't bother planning proper activities for both classes,but because of the idiots they are both Tsuchimikado and haruto were fired up."Nothing good can come of this"I muttered quietly so no one would hear.
*entering the gym*
The idiot duo both entered the gym as if they were in an action movie but immediately loosened up after looking at the girls of the other class."look how beautiful the girls are Haruto".Haruto replied in a quite tone with "I know right we just have ogres in our class"he said this quietly because if the girls heard they would probably be beaten up.
"hahaha the other class looks weak"a delinquent looking boy from the other class claimed."What did you say you bastard!"tsuchimikado retorted.What he didn't know was that he already fell for his provocation."now now,everybody settle down" the teacher said."everybody get into position this is ordinary dodge ball,if you get hit you're out and if you catch the opponents ball they are out...oh yeah almost forgot,no cheating or use of esper abilities".everybody groaned at the last part unsurprisingly.
"Hey kuro,I know you won't like this but I think you should actually try this time,I seriously don't want to lose to those delinquents and I promise I'll make it up to you"Tsuchimikado pleaded.Considering the fact that he ruined my break I was slightly hesitant to help but I replied"do you have 500 yen?".Tsuchimikado eyes lit up."I will help but only if I'm the last one left so try to get as much out as possible". "You can leave that part to me!" He proclaimed.
Everybody was now in position for the game.I went to the back and just stood there since I didn't really want to be a part of this and my deal only came into effect if I was the last one remaining on the team so I took this time to sit and relax where I probably wouldn't be hit because I used my special skill "lack of presence" at times like this I couldn't ask for anything better.
The game was now officially underway and it was painfully obvious that we would lose.Our frontline was mowed down by artillery from the other side but as multiple balls fell to tsuchimakido he was eliminating the opposition one by one."Hahaha feel the wrath of Tsuchimikado the dark king"while he was stuck in his delusions the enemy threw the ball and it hit him square in the face.Haruto couldn't contain his laughter and giggled like a child but straight after he was also hit square in the face."You stupid bastard that's what you get for laughing at me".Haruto retorted with"Huh,were supposed to be on the same team you stupid pineapple".This obviously ticked him off and he shouted"Dont make fun of my beautiful hair you fake smart ass,those nerdy glasses are really only there for show huh?".
At this point in time I was the only one left on my team and there was four on the team opposite me.I got up and grabbed a ball,"haha those idiots are dead now".Tsuchimikado uttered in his mind,I pulled my hand back and released my throw.The ball skimmed straight past the person at the front and hit the person behind him at an astonishing speed,it ricochetted of his face,which was now destroyed,then it his other teammate in the face and finally rolled out.The person in front just stood with his feet glued to the floor in fear as he felt blood trickle down the area the dodgeball skimmed his face,the gym fell silent and the final two enemies gulped in fear."hmmm I probably should've held back a bit more"i thought to myself.
The person in front threw the ball at me but I easily caught it with one hand and I returned the ball back at the same speed at his teammate and hit his right leg.This time there was no blood at least.The idiot duo jumped of the bench and surrounded me saying"haha fear the wrath of kyoshiro kuro-sama".I replied saying"you better have that 500 yen Tsuchimikado".He then started sweating profusely,we all left the gym ready to go home as I apologized to the people who's noses I nearly broke.Outside I asked Tsuchimikado for my payment and he slapped 250 yen into my hand and ran.I signed and then started chasing after him,contemplating my choice of taking his offer.