Enter Asaluag -
I am Asaluag and I'm a proud daughter of Denmark and The Norse, I am a ShieldMaiden who conducted raids after raids on Drug Dens and Romans and Assyrians themselves of course and now I was lonely and time came for me to get married and I feel eyes on a man Handsome, Ginger Haired, Leather Armored, Braid, Tall and Shaven his name was Magnus now these days Romans and Mesopotamian Empires are ruling us since The Cowardly Useless Germanic Viking Tribes can't do a thing to them.
I walked upto Magnus and said " hello Dane what's your name? you are quite handsome if you ask me " and the man said " Magnus Son of Jarl Leif Erickson and Jarless Thora " and I said my father another Earl and my mother bravest Earless ever and we met, we drank mead and after a while, I fell closer to him and slumped back to him, I am 27 years of age and he's merely 20, and I announced many suitors came to my house Magnus entered there and I told them anyone who can defeat The Pet Bears I have here without making them bleed will have my hand and Swede Grunhild stabbed my bear but the bear named after Tyr kicked him down and Magnus indulged and started a brawl for my hand and Princes and Dukes fought amongst each other and Magnus ran from the Bear and played dead, fooling the bear he got into my house claiming he began to love me, and I declared my love for him and announced the marriage and Dannish King himself Sigurd and his Maiden Drew a Scottish Celtic Maiden came to my house and delighted their son Magnus won my hand blessed our wedding.
Magnus and I wed and this started the love story of our life, I didn't feel love for him I can divorce him onwards later, I didn't need husbands, but he and I had similar traits, Red Ginger Hair we wash to Golden Yellow, Green Eyes, Same Height, Love For Animals, Simple Farming and Love For Axes and Shields and than a Herald came my friend Thora with Astrid, Grunhilda and Freya fellow ShieldMaiden and thier lovers Harald, Knud and Svend with Freya also newly married to Knut I served Denmark with him and we ran around enjoying marriages, breaking Into empty Roman Houses and Breaking Glasses up, yelling Hello by Mallory Knox a Celtic Bards Group, basically having fun and we drank mead Maidens sat atop Husbands and Drinking mead from Same Horn together and Astrid told they're going to have children together and we yelled and asked more mead in celebration until than a Roman Legionnaire came in and slapped Freya and Svend with that dragged them out and I took a spear and threw it killing one Legionnaire we are not that close to anyone but Romans and Mesopotamian Empires must go and a brawl happened and as one attempted to rape Freya she stabbed The Roman and Svend slit his neck with his knife down and Roman Legionnaires were send on Horseback to thier Ruler Caligula, he is a tyrant for sure, we made dungeons of our own and began to plot.
The Thing happened and as Dukes we all went and I yelled " LORDS, RULERS, EARLS will we let the Romans Subjugate us? will we let them Rape out Daughters and Sons for pleasure, will we let them butcher our pets for meat, will we let them take our culture and religion away, WILL WE SUBMIT OR WILL WE FIGHT " and an Earl said " I WANT PEACE FOR MY PEOPLE " and Another One called " I agree with him no point against Romans " and more Earls agreed and I called Magnus and told them about a plan to steal Eagle Standerd of Rome and Poison their Soldiers like they poison ours and kill us and then freeing slaves from Romans we begin a plan to take back our freedom and make our empire the strongest, Celtics ruled us, Picts rules us, Greeks ruled us and we will rule them even longer and going to a Brothel with the freed slaves.
we broke in and discovered they were using children as their Pleasure Slaves, enraged and disgusted, we began killing Roman Generals there and Tribunes one after another just like that and brought the alive ones back to Earls and Earless and demanded Justice and The Thing happened again, Roman Generals were shaved off a part of their heads and killed, dead send back to Rome and after that I and Magnus began to recruit Assassins, Criminals, Theives, Soldiers and Berserkers along with a Few Bears and Wolves and Dogs and began smashing down Roman and Assyrian Settlements and began a round of killing and slaughtering and fed a General to the Bears and Wolves, had Dogs chew Romans alive and dead both and began a sign of Rebellion, The Nordic Rebellion and Empire and I called " VALHALLA " and they cheered " VALHALLA " and began to rebel.
Germanics, Norweigan, Dannish and Swedes alike joined our cause and we began to get people to join our cause and we went to an Island that Floki discovered that and lived with his Old Crew called Iceland or Land Of Ice and went to Irish Isles and made a settlement called Dublin to began plotting revenge against Romans and Assyrians Themselves for all they killed Innocent and Guilty alike.
And we preached The Story of Arminius Of Germania, Thusnelda, Folkwin, Berulf and Segimar rebellion against Romans during reign of Augustus Octavian and Publicius Quintiles Varus, how Roman Emperor went maf and how Tiberius was sacred and afraid of us that he backed his troops and murdered his own Daughters Family including Son In Law Germanicus and met Anglo, Saxon, Lombardi and Venti Tribes who helped us and our rebellion grew Caligula informed called Sejaunus and Macro who left Rome with their Families to Norway and were taken to Ireland or Irish Isles from there they went and settled into Iceland to I've heard Floki defeated Natives Americans and began trading with them, keeping them alive.
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