Ma Ma? ? ?
Call Dad! ! !
Hearing this claim, Mu Huaiyan felt a chill in his heart.
This claims to be 10,000 times more disgusting than the poor little guy!
As soon as Shi Qiao opened the door and came in, she saw the little man staring at her with a puffy face: "cub, is this hungry?"
She thinks he has a temper as a little man.
He will stare at her if he is unhappy, and he will pull her hair if she doesn't study, it just doesn't feel like raising a cute little person, more like raising a little ancestor.
But maybe because he is the only thing that belongs to her in this world, she is willing to spoil him.
"Don't call me cub!"
"Don't say the word "Ma Ma!"
"Don't disgust me anymore!!!"
Mu Huai said three times in a row, showing how excited he was.
"If you don't call Cub, what should I call you?"
Shi Qiao saw his puffy bun face, her hands were itchy, and she walked over to poke him, but was avoided.
Mu Huaiyan stared at her coldly: "Don't move! My name is Yan Huaimu!"
Yan Huaimu, the other way around, is Mu Huai's words.
After Shi Qiao figured out which three words it was, she put her hands on his face and said, "Then I will call you Xiao Mu, Yan Huaimu, although the three words are nice, but they feel too serious!"
Xiao Mu is still more in line with him. Cute bun face.
Mu Huaiyan stared at her more fiercely and fiercely: "..."
Let her not call him by those disgusting names, her backhand is another nickname!
So, she was deliberate deliberate deliberate, right? ! ! !
Very angry.
Seeing Xiao Ren'er's milk staring at her fiercely, Shi Qiao felt that her heart was about to melt.
But in order not to continue to irritate him, she pushed the food she brought over and said: "Xiao Mu, are you hungry? Eat it, I made this for you by myself !"
"I told you not to call me..." Xiao Muju!
Mu Huaiyan was about to fry the hair, but suddenly he couldn't move his eyes away when he saw the pineapple stewed pork rib
He can't remember how long he hasn't eaten real food.
Although he now only needs to rely on her academic performance to survive, the thing is colorless and tasteless, and it doesn't even have a shape. Is it human food?
So, it's not that he is greedy!
His swallowing saliva is just an instinctive reaction, and has nothing to do with his personal will!
Shi Qiao saw that the little man was always swallowing, and the corners of her mouth curled up and pushed the thing over and said, "Quickly eat, the size is just right for you!"
Before going to the pot, she found that the ingredients were cut very large, thinking of Xiao Ren'er has a small mouth as big as a fingernail, so she cut all the ingredients down again.
At that time, Sister Lin saw her behavior and thought she deliberately disgusted her, and she almost turned to the sky with her eyes rolled!
Mu Huaiyan squinted at her and said nonchalantly: "This...really did you do it? Can you eat it?"
Although his face looked disgusting, the movements on his hands were not at all ambiguous. He picked up a piece of pork ribs and threw it into his mouth and chewed it.
Taste... I can barely eat it.
But it's far worse than his chef!
Thinking about this, he forkped another piece of meat and threw it into his mouth.
Shi Qiao watched him conjure a knife and fork out of thin air, and was shocked: "Xiao Mu, where did you hide this knife and fork before? Why didn't I see it?"
Humph.
When Mu Huaiyan heard her calling himself Nausea Slap again, he snorted coldly from his nostrils, but because he was eating with his mouth, he had no time to reply.
This knife and fork was what he had just asked the system for, and the system could "make" him and make a fork. That was a matter of minutes.
Besides, he can't let him eat with his hands, it would ruin his image too much!
Shi Qiao almost laughed when she saw Xiao Ren's disgusting but non-stop eating.
This little guy is so cute!
After watching the little man ate, Shi Qiao took out her pajamas from the closet to take a bath.
When she walked to the bathroom door, she suddenly stopped and looked back at the little man and said:
"Xiao Mu , would you like to take a bath with me?"
Mu Huai said: "..."
Hearing her words, Mu Huaiyan was stunned at first, and then Baozi's face flushed red, pointing at her and cursing: "...you shameless!"
The giantess had done something to him before, either pinching his face or touching his head.
Now I actually want to take a bath with him!
She really was coveting his beauty!
It's just that his body has become so small now, she still has this kind of mind!
The girl is simply outrageous!
"Come on, if you don't want to wash it, don't wash it, it smells so bad, you are not allowed to go to my bed tonight!"
Shi Qiao looked at the little man jumping up and down on the table with a lot of question marks. .
Although she didn't know what this little man was and why he appeared out of thin air,
it was like she didn't understand why she suddenly wore a book, the world was full of fantasy.
So after she was surprised, she quickly accepted the existence of the little man.
Just accepting,
and accepting, she has never linked with the the little person with a real person.
In her opinion, the little people are either super real robots or alien pets in human skin.
Anyway, in her eyes, he is not human!
"Who... said he's going to sleep in your bed!"
"Not a human" Mu Huaiyan heard the words behind him, blushing so much that he could almost fry eggs on it.
Only after replying, he suddenly felt that his reply sounded very ambiguous.
The conversation between the two is like... an awkward old husband and wife.
Shi Qiao shrugged and went in to take a bath.
**
Mu Huaiyan puts his hands around his arms, Bao Zi grumbled, thinking about how to get rid of this predicament.
"Master host, in addition to completing the tasks given to you by the system, it's useless for you to break your head!"
The system felt the fluctuations in his heart and suddenly jumped out.
The system previously called him the host, but after being alone just now, it respectfully added the word "adult" behind the host.
Looking at the system that appeared out of thin air, Mu Huaiyan's eyes became colder.
He has now figured it out. The system he bound is said to come from a higher planet thousands of years later.
At that time, science and technology were already very advanced. Humans don't need to learn knowledge all the time. No matter what kind of knowledge is needed, humans only need to implant the corresponding chips, but the result of technology is that humans are lost. Ability to learn.
When they were studying ancient history, they were surprised by this ability of humans to learn.
So in order to study this learning ability, they created a learning system and randomly selected experimental subjects.
He and Shi Qiao were chosen randomly.
Shi Qiao is a patient with Asperger's disease who lacks the ability to learn, and he is a vegetative learner. According to the system, if he can train his opponent to become a learner, he can repair his body in real life and gain a new life.
He understands the truth, but he still feels annoyed by his own weakness.
The system shrank its chubby body and said, "Master host, if you want to get rid of this predicament, then you have to speed up the training of a master."
Mu Huaiyan took a deep breath and said, "In addition to repairing the body in real life and training her to become a student, what reward do I have?"
The system silently said: " Master host, as you complete the task, we can give you some material rewards."
With that said, the system showed all kinds of things in his mind, everything from food to use.
Mu Huaiyan looked at the stuff full of dangling things, and felt a little relieved: "Don't say anything else, you can get me out of a luxurious villa first!"
He is living on the desk now, and he wants nothing, which is really inconvenient!
Before the accident, he had been living in a villa since he was a child.
Thinking of his family, his eyes suddenly dimmed.
He has become a vegetable, his mother is even less courageous than a white rabbit, I am afraid that she will cry her eyes soon, right?
The system shook his head and said: "Master host, the learning points you can redeem now are not enough. I calculated it. Based on the learning points you got today, besides deducting the energy bar, you have 15 learning points left. With these 15 learning points, you can redeem a cave as accommodation. "
Cave? ? ?
Hearing these two words, Mu Huaiyan raised his beautiful eyebrows immediately: "Aren't you playing me?"
The system shook his head again: "The system can't play the host! If the host wants to live in a villa , Then you have to come on, come on, and come on again!"
As it said, it sent out an emoticon with a fist and cheering.
Mu Huai said: "..." Which sand sculpture created this silly Baitian system?
The system put away the emoji package and continued to ask: "Does the host redeem rewards now?"
Mu Huaiyan looked at the cave with only one wooden bed, and nodded with a dark face: "Change it."
With the cave, He at least has his own personal space. As for the other things he lacks, he has already thought about it. He must cultivate the scumbag of the giantess into a tyrant!
When Shi Qiao came out of the bathroom, she met the flaming eyes of the little man, and her neck shrank in fright.
Xiao Ren'er's look gave her a bad feeling.
Sure enough, the next second I heard the other person say: "Since we have finished the bath, let's recite a hundred English words!"
Shi Qiao: "..."
Ugly rejection, thank you!
Let her recite one hundred words, she would never get any sleep tonight!
But at this moment, the barrage on Xiao Ren'er's head flickered again, and it said:
"Learn to become rich, learn to become beautiful! I completed five hours of learning today and gained 100 learning points. You can choose to exchange it for 300 yuan, or you can choose to exchange it for a bottle of whitening toner!"
Qiao didn't like it when it was 300 yuan, but the whitening toner caught her eyeballs all at once.
She immediately went over and asked: "How Whitening Toner effect this?"
The barrage displayed: "The effect is naturally awesome! After you wipe it, you can see the effect once, and after five days, at least one degree of whiteness!"
Shi Qiao's heart was immediately moved: "Then do you have skin care products that shrink pores?"
Barrage: "Naturally there are, but you don't have enough learning points. Now there is no way to exchange it, so you have to study hard!"
Shi Qiao : "..."
This barrage really did not give up every opportunity for her to learn.
But damn, she really moved a little bit!
The pores on her face are too large, especially when compared to the porcelain skin of the little man, she is too inferior!
After Mu Huaiyan knew that she wanted to exchange the learning points for skin care products, he glanced across her face and said with a venomous tongue:
"I really don't know, I was shocked at first sight, are you still a woman? The pores on your face are fast. Thicker than my arm!"
Shi Qiao said: "..."
This damn little man, his mouth is really not ordinary!
She knew that the skin of her body was not good, but she was still very upset by being poisoned like this.
But before she could speak, she heard two beeps, and then she saw a line of words displayed on the bullet screen——
"Harmonious society, harmonious language, deduct 20 learning points for the host!"
The bullet screen just finished displaying. The wooden bed in the stone cave behind Mu Huaiyan suddenly turned into a stone bed, and all the bedding was gone.
Mu Huai said: "..."
Gan! ! !
"Hahahahahahaha..."
Shi Qiao learned that there are rewards for Xiao Ren'er to assist her in learning. She also learned that if he speaks badly to herself, the reward will be deducted by the system.
Mu Huaiyan's face got even worse.
Seeing Xiao Ren'er's bun's face that was as black as the bottom of a pot, Shi Qiao laughed more and more.
Mu Huaiyan shouted out the system again in his mind: "What's going on?"
The system twisted its chubby body and explained: "Master host, your poisonous tongue will hit the opponent's learning motivation and confidence, so once the host host If you say anything that is not conducive to harmony, the system will automatically deduct your learning points!"
Mu Huaiyan stretched his face: "...Why didn't you say it before?"
The system said with a guilty heart: "The host, you didn't ask! But the host can try to say something nice, such as when Miss Qiao looks good. She is pretty, she is said to be cute to promote the relationship between the two parties..."
"No!"
Before the system was finished, he was flatly rejected by Mu Huai.
Want him to speak sweet words?
That is impossible, impossible in this life!
Shi Qiao looked at the little man in a daze, as if he had been hit hard, and couldn't control the laughter. Just when she was about to poke the little man in the face, the little man moved.
Mu Huaiyan came back to his senses and stared sharply: "Study! Don't recite a hundred words tonight, don't you want to sleep!"
The smile on Shi Qiao's face gradually disappeared: "..."
She can Decline? QAQ.
The answer is obviously impossible.
In order to live in a luxurious villa and to quickly repair his body in real life, Mu Huaiyan decided to fight!
So just like that, the two began a life of studying on a blind date.
**
Seven days later.
At that time, when Qiao finished previewing all the knowledge points of the first unit of all subjects in high school, the school day came.
Since kicking Mencius and Shi Yanran down the stairs that day, Shi Qiao has not seen him and Shi Yanran again.
It was heard that Mencius grandma's birthday had arrived, and Shi Yanran and Mencius the two accompanied their grandma to a villa in the suburbs to celebrate their birthday.
Aunt Lin told her this news, and when she said this, Aunt Lin looked proud, as if she could go on vacation with herself.
Aunt Lin told Shi Qiao the news that she had received Shi Yanran's orders, and the purpose was to make her feel uncomfortable.
It's a pity that both of them will be disappointed.
Shi Qiao doesn't care where Shi Yanran has gone, and even less cares about her relationship with Mencius.
Besides, she has been "obsessed" in studying and unable to extricate herself during this period. Where can she have time to take care of their affairs?
Shi Yanran came back the night before school started.
Just because she came back too late, the two didn't see each other until they were going to school the next day.
Although you can only wear school uniforms to school, girls who can dress up still use a variety of small accessories to give themselves extra points.
Shi Yanran is very good at this.
For example, the bag she is holding is the latest limited edition of the C family. If you have money, you may not be able to buy the kind. When you get it to school, you will definitely envy a group of girls.
For example, her hairpin is studded with diamonds, and the diamonds are naturally real, and they are gifts that Mencius gave her just a few days ago.
Another example is the application of a layer of invisible liquid foundation on her face, which looks natural but makes her skin more delicate and smooth.
Mencius originally wanted to come and pick her up to go to school today, but she refused.
She told Mencius that because Shi Qiao went to school on the first day, she was worried that she would get lost and that she would be stage fright, so she wanted to go with her.
After listening to Mencius, he felt that she was too kind.
But in fact, she wanted to appear in front of everyone with Shi Qiao, let everyone see who is the Phoenix and who is the pheasant!
It's just that when she saw Qiao walking down the stairs, she was stunned.
"Sister, why is your face so white? Did you wipe the powder?"