Artificial respiration is impossible.
Xiao Ren'er's mouth is not as big as the nail of the little tail finger. If she breathes out, she is afraid that the other party will be blown away by herself.
And at this time, the barrage on Xiao Ren'er's head was moving again, and he still asked her to recite the text.
What kind of spicy chicken operation, why do you always have trouble with reciting the text?
Shi Qiao's face was black.
But the little man's face became paler and paler, and he was about to die.
Although it was just a fake doll, she still couldn't bear to watch him die in front of her.
So she took out her broken phone, Baidu came out "Sleepwalking Heavenly Grandma Yin Leaving", and then began to recite:
"Haike talks about Yingzhou, Yantao Weimang letter is hard to find; Yueren speaks Tianmao, Yunxia Mingwan may be seen... …"
She knew every word on the screen, but it was so difficult to get these words into her head.
She has always had a habit of pinching something whenever she feels upset.
So while reciting the text, she cruelly stretched her little hand to the little man's face again.
Poke and pinch.
Q bombs Q bombs, it feels really good.
I don't know if it was her illusion. As she read the text, Xiao Ren'er's face didn't seem so pale and his breathing didn't seem so fast.
Mu Huaiyan was indeed not so uncomfortable.
But why is this person poking him in the face again?
It was the right cheek just now, but this time it was the left cheek. Do you want to poke a balance on both sides?
Bastard, stop! ! !
It's a pity that he still can't move, and he can't open his eyes. He can only hear the sound of reading textbooks from time to time.
The voice is still soft and waxy, just stumbled upon reading.
After all this, he has now begun to accept the real existence of the learning system in his heart.
But the situation does not allow him to be optimistic at all.
If he wants to cultivate this object, he doesn't need to look at it to know that it must be a scumbag. She hasn't recited such a simple text after reading it for more than ten minutes!
Really stupid!
If you change to him, you can memorize it all with just a glance!
The system also said that he should train her to become a schoolmaster, and let her at least be admitted to Peking University. Peking University is impossible. Peking University Jade Bird probably has hope!
Shi Qiao couldn't hear the complaints in Xiao Ren'er's heart, otherwise she would definitely stop reciting it immediately and let him go directly to the dog.
After reading back and forth for an hour and a half in this way, she finally recited "Sleepwalking Heavenly Grandma's Farewell".
Just listen to the sound of "ding".
The barrage displayed: "Congratulations, Xiaozizi has been successfully activated! From now on, he will be the only one for you!"
Exclusively to her?
This statement is quite interesting.
Shi Qiao leaned over, and then she saw the bun's face flushed red by her pinch, he almost couldn't help but squirt out.
At this moment, Xiao Ren'er opened his eyes abruptly, and she suddenly slammed into a pair of cold and deep eyes.
Indifferent and deep, with three-point violence.
Hey, why do these eyes look so familiar?
Shi Qiao blinked at the little man.
Mu Huaiyan's good-looking eyebrows were frowned into a ball, staring at the huge...big face in front of him with wide eyes, his whole person was stunned!
What kind of monster is this... on earth? ! !
When listening to the voice before, he thought that the other party was a girl about the same age as him, but now who will tell him why the girl in front of him is so huge?
... Is he coming to the kingdom of giants in the fairy tale?
"System, system, come out for me!"
Mu Huaiyan yelled frantically in his mind.
The system's chubby body appeared in his mind for a second: "Host, do you have any problems?"
Mu Huai said, "What the hell is going on? Did you send me to the Giant Kingdom?" The
system coughed "No, I told the host before that your current body is shaped by our system, because...the material is limited, so your current body is only the size of a palm."
Limited material? ? ?
Slap so big? ? ?
Mu Huai said: "..."
Damn, so he is now a thumb...boy? ? ?
System guilty shook his head: "You host a lot bigger than Thumbelina,It would be more appropriate for you to be called a slap boy like this."
Slap boy, you are a coriander!
Don't put such a disgusting title on him! !
Mu Huai was so angry that he couldn't wait to tear the system to pieces on the spot!
The system quickly rolled away from him, not forgetting to remind: "Host, you must train this girl named Shi Qiao to become a schoolmaster!"
"Go!"
Mu Huai refused without thinking about it.
The system didn't roll: "Host, if you don't train your opponent to become an academic bully, not only will your current body weaken and die, but even your actual plant body will die within half a day. You have to train your opponent to become an academic bully. Only then can you repair your plant body and let yourself come back to life!"
Mu Huai said glaringly at the system: "..."
When Shi Qiao saw that Xiao Ren'er opened his eyes, his face looked like hell, and there was no movement for a long time.
She had to reach out and poke the other person again.
The stamp was a little harder, and the little man suddenly rolled up, and then hit the wooden cabinet aside with a "boom".
Shi Qiao: "..."
Mu Huaiyan hit his head against the wooden cabinet, and a bag suddenly popped out of his forehead. The pain made him recover, and he stared at Shi Qiao instead.
It's just that he opened his mouth, but found that he couldn't make a sound!
Gan! ! !
Shi Qiao was guilty of being stared at by the little man, and quickly "clamped" him up: "Poor, are you okay?"
Isn't This doll too real?
You can even stare when you fall sorely. What kind of high-tech is this?
Small poor? ? ?
Mu Huaiyan was so disgusting by this title, he slapped her hands away with a "pop", and glared at her with his brows raised.
Oh, my temper is pretty big!
Shi Qiao felt her hand that had been slapped, thinking to herself.
But seeing the other party's cheeks protruding red and a bulging forehead, she decided that the adult had a lot of it, and she didn't care about him as a little man.
At this moment, the barrage above the little man's head moved again:
"Do you want to activate the speech function of the little man? Please preview the knowledge points of the first unit of high school mathematics."
Shi Qiao: "..."
Why does this barrage keep getting through with learning?
Just let her make Krypton Gold!
Learning is impossible to learn, let the little man be a dumb forever!
She decided to ignore the barrage and was going to make a few small Han costumes for the little man.
The little people have such good-looking features, if they are dressed as ancients, they will definitely be more charming!
But as soon as she stood up, Xiao Ren'er rushed towards her, grabbed her hair, and pulled her to prevent her from moving.
"Little guy, what are you doing? Quickly let go!"
This body has very little hair, if he tore off some more, she is likely to be bald!
brat?
Hearing this name, Mu Huai said that his brows were so frowning that he could trap flies!
It was a little pitiful just now, but now it is a little guy, this damned giantess is sincerely disgusting him, right?
Shi Qiao wanted to pull her hair back, but Mu Huaiyan worked hard to suckle, and just didn't let it go!
If it were placed in the past, he would not have done such a naive and rascal thing if he was killed, but what can he do now?
He was forced to go to Liangshan!
If this scumbag doesn't study, not only will he not be able to speak, but he will also die of weakness.
He didn't want to experience the feeling of suffocation before!
Even though the little person is very small, but not weak, he almost bald her scalp!
Seeing the barrage of "learning, you must learn now" flashed crazily on his head, she regretted it.
She felt that she had activated some cub-raising system, which obviously found herself a small ancestor!
"It's alright, little ancestor, I am studying, am I still unable to study?"
In order to save her poor hair, Shi Qiao finally had to compromise.
In fact, she could not harden her heart when she looked at the other person's bun face that was poked red by herself.
Shi's family has all the teaching materials and materials for the three grades of high school, so Shi Qiao only needs to talk to the housekeeper Zhang Shu, and he will quickly get a complete set of teaching materials and learning materials.
She looked at the table full of textbooks, her head numb.
She sat down at the table, slowly opened the textbook, and almost suffocated when she saw the formula coming to her face.
She gave the little man a pleasing smile and said: "I suddenly feel dizzy. Can I take a rest and study again?"
Mu Huaiyan frowned and stared at her sharply.
The scumbag is the scumbag. I thought about taking a break before I even started, just dreaming!
Mu Huaiyan sat in front of her, holding her hair with one hand, staring at her with piercing eyes. Once he lost his mind, he would not pity her hair!
Shi Qiao almost came to tears when she looked at the little man hanging in her hair.
The ancients hanged the beam to pierce the stock to forge ahead, what is she doing now?
Life is hard!
Don't activate this little man if you know it, you should let him suffocate to death!
At this moment, the barrage above Xiao Ren'er's head flashed again, and it said:
"Dear, learn to be rich, learn to be beautiful, please don't reject learning, as long as you can make progress in your studies, the system will give you Corresponding rewards, whether you want to be beautiful or want money, the system can satisfy you, so please come on! "
Reward?
Learning can be converted into wealth, which is justified.
However, this is not an immediate conversion, but a long-term process.
Just learning can make people beautiful?
Damn it, cheating a three-year-old is almost the same!
Shi Qiao swept across the barrage with a look of impotence, and didn't believe what the barrage said in her heart.
Thinking of this, she picked up a pencil and resigned herself to draw an auxiliary line on a geometric problem.
Just about to write, the little man slapped her wrist with a "pop".
The little man squinted at her with contempt, and then pointed in another direction, which meant that she would draw auxiliary lines in the direction he was pointing.
Shi Qiao looked at the little man in front of him in horror: "..."
Fuck!
What kind of high technology is this little doll made of?
He is so smart that he can even do geometry problems in high school!
[ The author has something to say: Shi Qiao: Xiao Zai Zai is so smart!
Mu Huai said: My wife is so stupid! ]