"Hi, Wizards! Fancy seeing you. I thought you were still in the mortal realm… Hm, you look different, somehow. Is it a new haircut? No, no. But something is certainly missing. I remember it being rectangular and having a lot of pages…" God of Bads, dressed as flamboyantly as ever, recoiled in exaggerated shock. "Your Holy Bible of Wizardry! What could've happened to it?"
Goddess of Wizards grit her teeth. After the shame it was to sneak through the Heavenly Judgement, she still was greeted with a nosey neighbour almost as soon as she entered Heaven again. She knew very well that God of Bards, as eternally hungry for gossip as he was, won't ever let her go without learning too much about her troubles than she'd like him, or anyone, to.
"Bother someone else and get out of my palace," she threw at him. "Is the notion of privacy beyond your limited scope of understanding?"
