Sonic: "You. Have you seen Hammerhead?" Sonic said to me as we stared each other down 'I should end this fast and make him my rival' I thought as suddenly. The system spoke to me
[Ding! New Mission Obtained!]
[Mission: Make Sonic Traumatize.]
[Reward: Unbreakable Sword/Mastered Swordsmanship.]
I heard the system as I looked at the blue big holographic mirror that was in front of me. Why would I need a sword? I mean yeah swords are cool but... Hmm, I mean. It gets eventually boring when I just one punch a monster, but maybe doing something different rather than punching monsters and killing them instantly can get rid of my boredom somewhat. Even though playing games already solves that somewhat, I want to have a great time while fighting monsters as well. I'm already using my energy balls to kill monsters more rather than punching them and that led me to use it more instead of my pure and limitless strength. Maybe I should use a different variety of ways to kill monsters that I encounter from now on... Alright fine, I pressed accept as the hologram that was right in my face disappeared as I heard a ding. Signifying I can now go and complete the mission, but still. Why would the system give me this? Maybe it's playing with me... That's a topic for another day, though the only good thing is now I can use Infinity. But I think I won't need it here against him. Good thing I can subconsciously activate and deactivate it at my own will now
[No I'm not, User! And congrats on finally activating your ability!.]
Sonic: "Oy, are you just gonna stare at me? Where's Hammerhead" He said as Sonic broke me from my thoughts. And then I remembered the description of my mission 'How the hell can I make him traumatized?... Oh no' I thought as there's no way I'm gonna touch someone's sack. Well in the anime, Saitama didn't exactly touch it with his hands, but still. He touched Sonic's pair of basketballs with his fist. And I know no man wants to touch somebody's balls. Well, except when you're a certain kind of person
Camden: "Oh him, he left the forest already" I pointed towards the direction where he left. And as expected, Sonic immediately threw a kunai towards me, which I easily caught, making him surprised when I read his attack
Camden: "You know that's not very nice. I was just trying to help-" I was cut off by Sonic instantly appearing in front of me with his sword as he thrust it towards my eye, unfortunately for him, I caught it in time. Crushing his sword in half with my hands as he backed off
Camden: "What's the big idea?"
Sonic: "I was gonna finish you off and find Hammerhead, but now you have read my attacks twice in a row. I took that personally" He said as he immediately disappeared from his spot and instantly arriving behind me 'Why am I feeling that this is leading me to punch his nuts' I thought as Sonic began to move around me at speeds that even surpass sound
When he finally rushed at me from my right side, I tilted my head to meet his Sonic seeing this, uses his Wind Blade Kick. I sidestepped it easily as Sonic began to fall 'Oh shit, I don't know what to do. This is my only chance' I thought. Should I punch him on the sack? The system said to traumatize him, but I can't think of anything else except hitting him in the nuts. Should I use my energy balls?... I got an idea, but of course, It wouldn't be much of a scene without me saying checkmate
Camden: "Checkmate. And no homo" I said as I created a tiny energy ball with my fingers, pressing it against his private part. At least I hope it was his balls
Camden: "Dispersed" I said as the ball of complete destructive energy covered his private stuff. And all of that was done in a couple of milliseconds. Sonic immediately jumped back and landed on the ground with a pose that covers his bottom
"..." There was silence at first as I looked at Sonic who was still in the position that he was in when he landed. And seconds later, he fell to the ground and he held his member. Feeling a pain that he has never felt in his life. Now now, that won't disintegrate his testicles, I think. I just made the energy ball a little weaker, but he will still feel like a bunch of electrical currents are running through his balls
Sonic: "AGHHH!" He screamed in agonizing pain as he struggled to stand up, but he pulled through. He put his legs together, hoping to stop or at least weaken the pain somewhat
Sonic: "Y-you! Name! Now!" He said as he looked at me while gritting his teeth hard
Camden: "It's Saitama"
Sonic: "S-saitama. The next time we'll see each other again. I-i Speed O Sound Sonic will be making your funeral" He said. His whole body started to twitch
Camden: "... Okay" I gave him the Saitama look as I left first since it will be embarrassing to see Sonic walking away like that. And I sense he did too so I decided to leave first,
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*Knock* *Knock*
Genos: "It's me Sensei"
Camden: "Come in" I said as Genos entered inside of my apartment but with a huge bag on his back. Get it? Yeah, hahaha...
Genos: "I finally have everything here with me. Sorry if I made you surprised Sensei" He said as he entered his room and started to unpack his belongings. I just sat down watching him unpack
Camden: "How're the upgrades going?"
Genos: "It's almost done Sensei. As you said, Dr Kuseno added more durability to it" He said as I nodded, happy that he took my advice. Well, I'm not that good at giving good pieces of advice but I think I'm better than Saitama can ever do at that. And speaking of good advice, I decided to hold on to my rewards from the system for now after we finally registered ourselves as a hero at the renowned Hero Association
Camden: "Oh and by the way, do you know the Hero Association?" I asked Genos as he turned to look at me
Genos: "Yes Sensei. Why?"
Camden: "Well it turns out, nobody knows who am" I said, and he gasped. Hehe. Of course, I'm going to convince Genos to take the Hero Association test or whatever with me. I presume he'll agree since he's a good boy
Genos: "Really?" He said as I nodded
Genos: "I see..."
Camden: "That's why I plan to register as a hero at the Hero Association so that some people would at least know or acknowledge that I'm a hero" I said, making Genos nod his head immediately
Genos: "I'll take the test with you also, Sensei!"
Camden: "Great! I think we only have tomorrow to register. Let's do our best Genos!"
Genos: "Hai Sensei!" We fist bump each other as we smelled something burning
Genos: "Sensei! The meat is burning!"
Camden: "Shit!" I said as I hurriedly went to check up on it. And... Yep, I burnt the steak. Fuck, that was the last steak for god's sake!
Camden: "... I guess we're having eggs tonight. Is that alright Genos?"
Genos: "It's fine Sensei, I'll eat your eggs anytime"
Camden: "... Sure" I said as I threw the burnt stake in the trash and went to the refrigerator and grabbed four eggs to have for dinner.
[Hope you enjoy.]