Vasili
My beautiful, compassionate, handsome, funny and intelligent husband had completely. LOST. HIS. MIND. Seconds after fainting I woke up and found Edward, Marco and Amanda all looking at me as I tried to remember what I had just heard. 'I think I'm pregnant.' I nearly fainted again, but I was sure I had completely imagined the whole thing.
It must have been a dream. There was no bloody way the man who had two PhD's could possibly think he was pregnant. After he had helped me back onto my chair and gave me a glass of water so I could cool down I burst out laughing. "I swore I thought I heard you say you thought you were pregnant."
When I looked at Marco and Amanda's faces they stared at me as if saying 'shut your big fat mouth'. Obviously with my air head did not take their signals seriously and looked over to Edward who was frowning. "I did say that."