my dear fellow," said Sherlock Holmes as
we sat on either side of the fire in his
lodgings at Baker Street, "life is infinitely
stranger than anything which the mind
of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive
the things which are really mere commonplaces of
existence. If we could fly out of that window hand
in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove
the roofs, and peep in at the queer things which are
going on, the strange coincidences, the plannings,
the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events,
working through generations, and leading to the
most outre results, it would make all fiction with ´
its conventionalities and foreseen conclusions most
stale and unprofitable."
"And yet I am not convinced of it," I answered.
"The cases which come to light in the papers are, as
a rule, bald enough, and vulgar enough. We have
in our police reports realism pushed to its extreme
limits, and yet the result is, it must be confessed,
neither fascinating nor artistic."
"A certain selection and discretion must be used
in producing a realistic effect," remarked Holmes.
"This is wanting in the police report, where more
stress is laid, perhaps, upon the platitudes of the
magistrate than upon the details, which to an observer contain the vital essence of the whole matter.
Depend upon it, there is nothing so unnatural as
the commonplace."
I smiled and shook my head. "I can quite understand your thinking so." I said. "Of course, in
your position of unofficial adviser and helper to
everybody who is absolutely puzzled, throughout
three continents, you are brought in contact with
all that is strange and bizarre. But here"—I picked
up the morning paper from the ground—"let us
put it to a practical test. Here is the first heading
upon which I come. 'A husband's cruelty to his
wife.' There is half a column of print, but I know
without reading it that it is all perfectly familiar to
me. There is, of course, the other woman, the drink,
the push, the blow, the bruise, the sympathetic sister or landlady. The crudest of writers could invent
nothing more crude."
"Indeed, your example is an unfortunate one
for your argument," said Holmes, taking the paper
and glancing his eye down it. "This is the Dundas
separation case, and, as it happens, I was engaged
in clearing up some small points in connection with
it. The husband was a teetotaler, there was no other
woman, and the conduct complained of was that he
had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal
by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his
wife, which, you will allow, is not an action likely tooccur to the imagination of the average story-teller.
Take a pinch of snuff, Doctor, and acknowledge
that I have scored over you in your example."
He held out his snuffbox of old gold, with a
great amethyst in the centre of the lid. Its splendour was in such contrast to his homely ways and
simple life that I could not help commenting upon
it.
"Ah," said he, "I forgot that I had not seen you
for some weeks. It is a little souvenir from the King
of Bohemia in return for my assistance in the case
of the Irene Adler papers."
"And the ring?" I asked, glancing at a remarkable brilliant which sparkled upon his finger.
"It was from the reigning family of Holland,
though the matter in which I served them was of
such delicacy that I cannot confide it even to you,
who have been good enough to chronicle one or
two of my little problems."
"And have you any on hand just now?" I asked
with interest.
"Some ten or twelve, but none which present
any feature of interest. They are important, you
understand, without being interesting. Indeed, I
have found that it is usually in unimportant matters that there is a field for the observation, and for
the quick analysis of cause and effect which gives
the charm to an investigation. The larger crimes
are apt to be the simpler, for the bigger the crime
the more obvious, as a rule, is the motive. In these
cases, save for one rather intricate matter which
has been referred to me from Marseilles, there is
nothing which presents any features of interest. It
is possible, however, that I may have something
better before very many minutes are over, for this
is one of my clients, or I am much mistaken."
He had risen from his chair and was standing
between the parted blinds gazing down into the
dull neutral-tinted London street. Looking over
his shoulder, I saw that on the pavement opposite
there stood a large woman with a heavy fur boa
round her neck, and a large curling red feather in
a broad-brimmed hat which was tilted in a coquettish Duchess of Devonshire fashion over her ear.
From under this great panoply she peeped up in a
nervous, hesitating fashion at our windows, while
her body oscillated backward and forward, and her
fingers fidgeted with her glove buttons. Suddenly,
with a plunge, as of the swimmer who leaves the
bank, she hurried across the road, and we heard
the sharp clang of the bell.
"I have seen those symptoms before," said
Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire
de coeur. She would like advice, but is not sure that
the matter is not too delicate for communication.
And yet even here we may discriminate. When a
woman has been seriously wronged by a man she
no longer oscillates, and the usual symptom is a
broken bell wire. Here we may take it that there is
a love matter, but that the maiden is not so much
angry as perplexed, or grieved. But here she comes
in person to resolve our doubts."
As he spoke there was a tap at the door, and
the boy in buttons entered to announce Miss Mary
Sutherland, while the lady herself loomed behind
his small black figure like a full-sailed merchantman behind a tiny pilot boat. Sherlock Holmes
welcomed her with the easy courtesy for which he
was remarkable, and, having closed the door and
bowed her into an armchair, he looked her over in
the minute and yet abstracted fashion which was
peculiar to him.
"Do you not find," he said, "that with your short
sight it is a little trying to do so much typewriting?"
"I did at first," she answered, "but now I know
where the letters are without looking." Then, suddenly realising the full purport of his words, she
gave a violent start and looked up, with fear and astonishment upon her broad, good-humoured face.
"You've heard about me, Mr. Holmes," she cried,
"else how could you know all that?"
"Never mind," said Holmes, laughing; "it is my
business to know things. Perhaps I have trained
myself to see what others overlook. If not, why
should you come to consult me?"
"I came to you, sir, because I heard of you from
Mrs. Etherege, whose husband you found so easy
when the police and everyone had given him up
for dead. Oh, Mr. Holmes, I wish you would do
as much for me. I'm not rich, but still I have a
hundred a year in my own right, besides the little
that I make by the machine, and I would give it all
to know what has become of Mr. Hosmer Angel."
"Why did you come away to consult me in such
a hurry?" asked Sherlock Holmes, with his fingertips together and his eyes to the ceiling.
Again a startled look came over the somewhat
vacuous face of Miss Mary Sutherland. "Yes,
I did bang out of the house," she said, "for it
made me angry to see the easy way in which Mr.
Windibank—that is, my father—took it all. He
would not go to the police, and he would not go
to you, and so at last, as he would do nothing and
kept on saying that there was no harm done, it
made me mad, and I just on with my things and
came right away to you."