In the past few weeks, Jack has experienced the ups and downs of life. He was kicked out of the gay bar due to multiple accusations of sexual harassment that were libelous! Well, according to the person himself.
On the second day, he found himself pointlessly walking around the city.
His world was getting darker as he was kicked out of his dream job. That was when Jack saw a poster about parents wanting to have a tutor.
Seeing this, a lightning bolt struck him upon realization as he said, "Who would hire strangers to tutor their kids?" he mockingly said before leaving.
A moment later, something dawned upon him!
Jack couldn't help but slap himself on the face.
"Why didn't I think of that!?" he came running back to the poster.
On the third day, posters of Jack were all over the streets.
[Want a stranger to jerk you off? Call this number…]
"Mom, what does it mean to jerk you off?"
"Sh-! Don't look at him, or you'll turn like a pervert!"
