"Right…"
Joren stopped in his tracks and faced his fear head-on. What a brave man.
"I called ya out here to tell ya sum smart words."
'You mean, wise words….'
"Enlighten me, Gangsta God." Joren respectfully said.
"Haha, funny guy." the man laughed as the edge of his lips curled up a little, "B'fore sum smart words, how's life doing, man?"
'He's asking me that?'
It was out of nowhere.
"Feels a little rush, but I'm all in for it." Joren honestly replied.
The man on the throne comfortably leaned back as he crossed his legs, finally covering up the obscenity, making Joren sigh in relief.
"Found any problem along d'way?"
"There's this God who's been lusting on my woman. I'm actually on my way to Camelot."
The man slowly nodded, "In a man's life; money, power, and women are the most important, doncha think?"
Joren raised an eyebrow, "Yes,"
"But, for ya, what's d'most important?"
The man asked with an expectant and smug smile.