Story of My Life (English Version of Kisah Kehidupan Wawan)

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Chapter 1 - The Prolog

Hello everyone! Introducing, my name is Wawan Prasetyo Ramadani. But my friends call me Wawan or Prasetyo or Ramadani. Well, I don't care what the call is. I'm currently in my 20s, 25 to be exact. Here, I will tell you about the life story that I used to experience. I will tell you from the beginning of junior high school to the end of high school. BTW, for elementary school, I will skip it. Because in the past, when I was one to 12 years old, I studied at home. So, I don't experience conflicts between friends, romance in elementary school, and so on. At most I only found someone's corpse, floating on the surface of the river and the inner eye opened. Indeed, there is a story about the opening of my inner eye. However, it seems that there is no need to tell. Because when I was little, I wasn't afraid of ghosts at all. But I got an invisible friend, a pink pocong (ghost from Indonesia, which looks like a candy wrapper. maybe more like a bolster), at the age of seven. So, I will tell you from the beginning of junior high school to the end of high school.

So, junior high schools in Indonesia have a habitual culture when they first enter school. which we can know as MOS (School Orientation Period). where this MOS activity concerns the scope of the school. starting from school learning, knowing the layout of the canteen room, teachers and so on, how to rest activities and many more that were introduced at this MOS time.

Well, the first time. I don't know what MOS is. Because in the past I did not hear what the meaning of MOS was and the activities carried out during the MOS. Like bringing MOS equipment, then buying food based on the food code from the MOS coach's brother, and so on.

Well, the first time. I don't know what MOS is. Because in the past I did not hear what the meaning of MOS was and the activities carried out during the MOS. Like bringing MOS equipment, then buying food based on the food code from the MOS coach's brother, and so on.

And what's unique about this MOS period is the punishment. So, for example, if one of us is a new student who doesn't bring MOS equipment. We will be punished by the builder's brother. And the punishment is, having to sing anything in front of the other students. Anyway, I'm embarrassed to be asked to sing like that. The most difficult part of the MOS activity was breaking the food code ordered by the supervisor's brother. So, the supervisor's brother told us to look for foods that match the food code. Then, bring the food to school.

It's really easy to crack the code. However, there are also those whose codes are easy to guess but very difficult to obtain. For example, we already know that the code is told to bring 'Foodbar'. However, so many new students wanted to find a Foodbar to take to MOS activities. So in that one day, the Foodbar in question can be scorched or wiped out of life in an instant. Now that's the part that is the most difficult for some students to buy the Foodbar late. But luckily I'm resourceful. Do you want to know how?

So, I bought something similar to Foodbar. Then I opened the food wrapper and I took the contents. After that, I put the contents of the food into the used Foodbar wrap, which was taken from the trash can. Before putting the contents of the food in, put it in a used Foodbar wrapper. I washed the foodbar wrap first. So that if you eat it later, you don't get poisoned.

If asked, how do I connect the unwrapping clip? That's the work of an invisible friend. So, I have two invisible friends. Her name is Ponci and Kunti. This ponci stands for pocong sissy. because he was dressed in a pink shroud and also behaved like a sissy. Whether it's joking or serious, I don't understand. Indeed, he said, he used to work as a transvestite to fulfill his family's life apart from paying his debts. So he was forced to undergo a profession as a transvestite. Due to the profession as a transgender, the nature of the transgender profession will continue. BTW, his real name is Ryan Wiguna.

What about Kunti? It stands for Kuntilanak (Ghost from Indonesia, its embodiment is like a woman wearing a dirty white dress). BTW, this Kunti is unique. She is not like kuntilanak in general. Indeed, her clothes are like kuntilanak in general, but her appearance and face are different from kuntilanak in general. If kuntilanak in general has a scary face. Well if this Kunti is very beautiful. She was so beautiful that the male ghosts and men (humans) were amazed to see Kunti's beauty. Before becoming a ghost, Kunti was once a human who was killed by five criminals. She said before she was killed by the criminals. she was raped first, then killed, and then thrown into the river. For Kunti's real name, Astrid Wulandari.

I called them Ponci and Kunti, so I could remember their real names. Because sometimes I forget someone's real name. and BTW, they sometimes forget how to fly in the air like ghosts in general

Long story short, Pocong and Kunti have attached clips of used Food Bar wrappers. So, the complete Foodbar.

"Do you need any more help, Chin?" asked Ponci in her effeminate tone.

Hearing a question from ponci, I stopped for a moment from the activity of putting the Foodbar into a small bag while thinking about what should be needed. Having confirmed everything, I resumed the activity of putting the Foodbar into a small bag. After everything was finished, I immediately turned to Ponci. "Looks like it's okay, Pon, that's enough."

"Alright, that means our job is done, right, Wan?" Kunti asked to make sure my business was done.

"Yeah, BTW thank you for your help. Without you, I can't do anything hehe."I said thanks to Pon and Kunti.

"So what are you doing tomorrow?" asked Ponci, standing up suddenly.

"I don't know, Pon. I think it's just a MOS activity." I said to Pon while thinking about tomorrow's activities.

After hearing my answer, which looks like it's done and doesn't need any more help. Finally, Kunti stood up from her seat. Then he immediately turned to Pon, to go home (Grave).

"Hm… Well then. We're going home, Wan. Let's go Ponpon?" Kunti said goodbye while inviting Pon to go home together.

"Okay. I can't wait to rest at home," said Pon who accepted Kunti's invitation.

After Kunti asked Ponci to go home together, they both said goodbye.

"Bye, Wan!" Kunti and Ponci said goodbye to me.

"Okay, Kunti, Ponci. Don't forget to fly," I said, bidding farewell to Kunti and Ponci.

When Ponci and Kunti wanted to leave me by flying. suddenly they stopped for a long time in a half-squat position. Then, they turned to me with sad faces. as if asking something from me. And it's so true, they asked me to teach them how to fly again.

"Wan… we forgot how to fly again," Kunti whined at me.

"That's right, Wan. Help us," Pon asked me to teach flying again.

With an exasperated feeling of irritation, due to the behavior of these two stupid ghosts. Suddenly there was a fad thought from my brain to work on these two stupid ghosts. By allowing them both to walk to their respective homes (graves). "Should I just leave the two of them alone? As long as my job is done."

When I was thinking about something that pranked Pon and Kunti.

they are still screaming for me.

"Wan! Please!!" Kunti and Ponci asked me again.

Regardless of their help. I immediately left them both, without looking at them. "Thank you for everything."

"WWANNNNNNN!!!!"

Finally, I immediately left Pon and Kunti without feeling guilty at all.