"Hello everyone and welcome to the first episode of the 'Adventures of Rory and Glis'.
I'm your host, Inglis!
Now then I'm sure some of you are probably wondering about us so the next few chapters would be just about us two.
Isn't that cool Rory?"
Inglis asked after her speech. Microphone in hand, she was standing on the bridge of a spacecraft.
Beside her was Aurora, who was looking at her like one would a psychiatric hospital patient.
The entire spacecraft was empty, with only Aurora and Inglis on board.
They were in the process of passing through the boundary of a certain light blue spiral galaxy when Inglis suddenly brought out a microphone from who knows where and began making commentary.
Aurora just wordlessly steered the craft away from space debris while conjuring a giant hammer of flames to bonk Inglis' head.
"Rory?! You're gonna burn the craft!!"