"What!??" Said Mark as he see's two items floating in front of him.
The one on the right is a thick book.
On the left side is what appear to be a bottle with white substance in it.
"System what are those Item?"
[Touch them to see their description]
"Okay." Said Mark as he advance to pick the right one.As he advance he notice that the cover of the Book as gold illustration on it.
It read....
Holy Bible
"The Holy Bible?" He blink in confusion as he grab the book,The system display a description of the book.As he read a perverted smile appear on his ever-existing smile.
Description:
The Holly Bible
This is the Holy Bible recorded by the one and only Bruhtastic!On his search of the Holy thighs in the Multiverse.In this bible a multitude of frisks and chara in questionable positions are illustrated,of the highest quality.
"HahahahahaHAHAHAHA" Mark softly chuckled before exploding in laughter as he took a look at the first page of the book.
*Picture here*
His maniac laugh can be heard echoing in the void.
[ Host calm down or i will be force to bonk you.]
As the threat presented by the system were heard by him, he stopped his hysterical laughter.
"Ok(sight) i'm calm now."He said as you can hear fear in his voice when talk about the bonk.
"By the way you can call me Mark."
[That's a lame name]
"What do you mean a lame name!Mark is the most beautiful name in the entire multiverse." Said Mark offended by the arsh words of the system.
[Yeah whatever Mark] The system said as he focus the last word in sarcasm.
Mark process to ignore the system and paid more attention on the item he got.
Well that's was a great item i got there, let's check out the other.
Mark goes to the left were the bottle is floating,he grab it in his hand and a description appears.
Bottle of Cum
Description:
It's a bottle remplish with cum.By drinking it you can gained power!When finished, will automatically refill the bottle.
"Bruh!that's . . .disgusting,who in the right state of mind will drink cum?"replied mark with a disgust face.
[Relax i'm joking~~ here's the real description and for you're question you will be surprised that such people exist.]
*A/N:Anyone got?if not well you're lucky.
"Yeah sure, bring me the description."
[Alright]
Bottle of milk
Description:
Bottle remplised with milk, drinking it will increase you're Defence and Health!When finished will automatically refill the bottle.
"Mhmm, what tell me that you're not tricking me to drink cum?" He ask
[You don't trust me?] Said the system offended by the distrust of mark.
"What tell me that you're not tricking me to drink cum?" He repeated in a more serious voice.
[Nothing] Confess the system
"You know what?I will do the first step."
With courage he bring the tip of the bottle in his mouth and proceed to drink the white liquid.When he taste the cu-milk his eyes socket widen.
"That's good milk.He rejoice and was glad that it was not cum."
HP+1
DEF+1
"It's good plus it gave me stats?I see this as a absolute win!"
"Now what do i do?" Mark said
[I can give you a quest]
"Yeah, i will appreciate it."
[Quest:The beginning of a legend.]
For your debut in the Multiverse what's best but to stop a megalomaniac human freak am i right?
Objectif: Stop the human.
Reward: a human soul(random)
Quest difficulty: Average
"Seem easy enough and the reward seems good." He said with confidence after reading the quest.
[Opening portal to the AU]
A magnificent portal appear in front of him.
*Pic here*
"Multiverse here i cum uhh i mean come."
As those parting words he enters the portal, to a new journey.
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Heya it's me The Bruhtastic and i'm here to wish you a Merry Christmas
And i hope you enjoy this chapter Bruh!