I was asleep, floating in darkness, as I dreamt however I could see flashes of what was happening. I saw Vegito arriving, Super Buu engaging with him. Vegito being absorbed and splitting back to normal. All of a sudden I woke up, I was on a grassy field where the sky was blue. However it didn't seem like earth. I looked over to my left and saw Goku sitting in the grass, and in the distance Vegeta engaging kid boo. I approached Goku.
"Hey, Goku, I'm assuming you separated Fat Boo from super Boo's body is that right?"
Goku nodded and looked at me.
"Ok Hercule, answer me, how do you always know what's happening? Kami explained that you used the dragon balls to acquire that knowledge, but something doesn't add up. I only recall you used the dragon balls once to heal your wife. After that you've never used it. Something doesn't add up."
I was stunned, 'What the hell, I thought Goku was always a bit of an airhead. My intervention during my time must have changed his character. He's looking at me and isn't going to take no for an answer.'
I looked at Goku.
"Fine, I'll tell you everything, can you promise me to not tell anyone?".
Goku gave me a serious look.
"If kami and piccolo were willing to trust you I'll see what I can do."
Very well then, I started to explain to him about my previous life, and how they were technically within a story. Goku's face looked like he had an existential crisis, but eventually he settled down. As a bonus, I told him about the upcoming threats as well.
Goku looked at me.
"So this cat looking thing, a god of destruction, Evil me, timelines??!!!"
I nodded, and Goku looked at me.
"Well, if piccolo and Kami trust you then I'll trust you. Your advice has made handling these threats easy."
An explosion rang out in the background, Vegeta had just finished unleashing a final flash and Kid Boo was annihilated, he flew back down to us.
"Well, that solves everything. Where's the fat one?"
He looked over, I saw fat Buu laying on the floor passed out. Vegeta raised his hand but I stood in front of him.
"That thing isn't a threat to us anymore, let him live with me."
Vegeta glared at me and lowered his arm.
"Fine, whatever."
We went over to the supreme Kai and Elder Kai and thanked him. They looked horrified that fat Buu was alive, but after explaining what happened they let us go and agreed to let fat Buu live with me.
We waved farewell and returned to earth, everyone greeted us and congratulated us on our Exploit. The media of course ate it all up, the great Mr. Satan savior of earth teaming up with the Saiyan's and managing to turn back the Evil Buu.
we gathered everyone into the lookout and gathered the dragon balls and summoned Shenron. We went through the usual motions, wish everyone back from the Dead, fix any damage done to earth and other planets, etc.. Once we knocked that out of the way everything went back to normal. We went back to training at the Dojo, and with the latest battle of Buu saving the world we got a glut of apprentices. It got to the point that our first generation apprentices were training the newbies coming in.
A few years passed by and I had a reunion of everyone, Beerus was still another year away, this was around the time Abo and Cado we're going to make their debut, as such I had it gathered into a fairly remote spot to minimize the damage. As the meal started I sensed 2 power levels approaching. 'Just on time', I thought. I saw the two Frieza pods crash down near where we sat and I saw them come out. They did their usual speech about Frieza and how they were here to claim this world. I looked at everyone.
"I'll handle this guys, they're too wea-."
Yamcha spoke up.
"Mind if I take a crack at them?"
I looked over at him.
"Fuck it go for it."
Yamcha got up and went into a fighting stance and powered up. He dashed at Abo and kicked him into the floor, knocking him unconscious. Cado looked at him with fear and Stepped back.
"I-i-i-i-i-i'm Sorry, we'll go now."
Yamcha stopped and stepped back.
"Really?"
Cado nodded and picked up Abo and dragged him back to his pod. He put in the coordinates and the pod took off. Then he went into his own pod, before he stepped in he bowed apologetically and flew off. I sighed.
"Well, that was anticlimactic."
Yamcha stepped back to where we were eating and sat back down. We finished our meal and we went out separate ways. I went back home with Miguel in my arms and spent the rest of my day together. I got into bed and went to sleep. I woke up and I was back into a familiar room with a familiar person.
"Ohhh, so I'm back, so this is the end I guess?"
The person looked at me.
"Yeah, this is as far as you go. If I'd let you continue it would have been pretty anticlimactic, you were going to use the Mafuba to seal Frieza and Goku Black weren't you?"
I smiled a little bit.
"I guess telling that to Goku gave it away huh."
He nodded and laughed.
"Yea, although I admit, I like your creativity. Looking at your record now I love what you've done. You turned a lot of people I never expected to be good into good people. You've more than earned a spot in your next life. Got any questions?"
"Will I see my family there?"
"Yea, time flowed down there at the same rate as earth. So your grandparents and Parents are gone now. Don't worry their life record is good so you're going to the same place as them."
My eyes lit up.
"So, what do I do now?"
The figure stood up and went to the office door.
"Just open the door and step through. It was a pleasure working with you."
I stepped through and entered a garden, I turned back and the door was gone. I saw a small stream and my old body was restored. I looked at the distance and saw some familiar figures in the distance. I felt tears flow down my face, I brushed them off and walked towards them.