in the lookout i told them my plan, i would take everyone on there except raditz and nappa and have them bait cell to lead him away from the villages while raditz and nappa guarded 17 and my students evacuated the villagers. I told them, the moment cell closes in on them to kill the android if it seems as if he's about to be absorbed. 17 seemed pretty upset at the idea, but i gave him my word about reviving him with the dragon balls. 17 was outraged by this and didn't believe me when I told him about the wish granting orbs. He decided to fly off, as he figured he would be better off hiding than dying by our hands. I had one of my students tail him and keep an eye on him instead, while i had another one tail cell to try and keep them away from each other.
Now the plan had to be changed again, we had to lure cell away from 17 while keeping people safe, i decided the best way to do so would be by taking nappa and raditz and instant transmissioning them in and out of cells presence, while one of my students approached 17 and told him where cell was and kept him away from there. However, as we teleported away, cell spotted one of my students and captured him, he absorbed him and got the location of my other student with 17. As he was about to catch him i teleported in and delivered a kick to cells face that knocked him back a bit, i yelled to 17, "follow my student and fly as far away from here damn it, now ill hold him off." 17 complied and flew away, now it was me and cell, i got into a fighting stance and cell laughed, "what are you going to do, you're no super saiyan, you're not even a namekian. you're just a human." In my mind i thought, 'shit, this is just like the abridged series, might as well yell tien's line and die a cool death', i prepared my kikoho, tien had taught it to me so i figured now was the time. i yelled out, "i may be a human, but you know what, fuck super saiyans, fuck super namekians, and fuck you!!!! kikohooooooooooo."
A bright light enveloped cell and he sunk into the ground, now he was pissed, "damn you uuuu-ahhhh". another kikoho emerged, this shit was draining, i felt like i was sprinting all out with every blast, now i understood why tien died when he used it on nappa, i kept on pushing, "kikohoooooooo." cell was getting super pissed now. but i kept on pushing, eventually though, after a few minutes i was drained, i collapsed into the ground, on the verge of passing out. cell walked up to me, looking real pissed at me, "any last words?" i looked up at him, "kiko-fuck yourself." he raised up his hand and aimed a ki blast at me, out of nowhere nappa appears and delivers a solar flare at cell. He grabbed me and flew as far away as he could. We were hiding in some bushes barely a few kilometers away, Nappa handed me a senzu bean and whispered, "now you owe me 2 times." I nodded and thanked him, I tried to get my transceiver to ask my student where 17 was. But as I reached out to grab it, I realized it was missing. I must have dropped it as Nappa flew off, I suppressed my power level and tried to approach cell, he had the transceiver in his hand, and he was speaking into it, he could imitate my voice. He was telling my student to approach his location, I sensed him approaching Cell, I yelled at Nappa, "GO SUPER SAIYAN ITS OUR ONLY CHANCE, KAIO KEN TIMES 60." I rushed at cell, but with his enhanced strength from 18, he made short work of us.
He approached my student and swatted him aside, then he absorbed 18, the other z fighters were approaching as well, but by this point it was too late, Cell was perfect now. Almost immediately he set about fighting us, they all fell in one blow to cell. At least with the androids we could put up a fight. in front of cell, we felt like we were running around his palm. He was approaching us now, set on killing us all i had to act, to try and buy some time. I yelled out, "Fine cell, kill us all right now, wipe out earth for all you care. but, if you do that you'd be depriving yourself of a true challenge. Right now, goku, gohan, future gohan, vegeta, and trunks are training in a chamber within the lookout. In there, 1 day is 1 year. it's been a little more than 18 hours right now. but i think, no i know within a day or 2 they will give you the fight your aching for. all of us are also going to train up as well don't you worry. So how about using some of the other genes from the rest of you that you got and have some patience."
Cell looked directly at me, he thought i was bluffing but he could see the truth. He could hear my heartbeat thanks to his super hearing and knew i was telling the truth. As such, he held up 10 fingers, "I'll give you all 10 days to train. i'm going to host a tournament, the cell games. you're all invited. anyways, train hard, and try to make your fights with me entertaining." With that he flew away, at least we were still alive, I passed out from the relief, but I knew things were only going to get worse.