I calmed down and started to think, I needed to find master Roshi, but his island was in the middle of the ocean, that and I didn't know where in the dragon world I was. I asked around for a bit and found out that I was in south city. Now that I knew where I was I had some sort of frame of reference. I still didn't know where Roshi's island was, so I had to do the next best thing and find mount Paozu then hope Goku would be kind enough to give me a ride there. I went into a nearby store to buy a map of the world and with that I had pinpointed where mount Paozu was, I went into another store and bought some adult magazines and tapes so Roshi would accept me as his student. All I needed now was a ride into the main continent and to find my way to mount Paozu.
As I headed to the port I was stopped by a woman with black hair holding a baby, "There you are Hercule I've been worried sick about you. When I heard you and your master got into an altercation I was worried sick about you". I was confused, I didn't know who this woman was, "I'm sorry can I help you?" I saw a flash of anger in her eyes and she slapped me, "How do you not recognize your own wife and daughter Hercule?!!! Were you hit so hard in the head that you forgot about us?" In my head I thought, 'ahh shit that's right, I forgot Hercule was already married and had a daughter. Ahhh damn it I don't even know my wife's name.' I got into an upright position, "I'm sorry honey, I was just hit in the head so hard I didn't realize it was you for a second, my head still feels woozy." I put my hand on my head to make it seem like it, she calmed down a little. But then she saw the bag with the adult content and the map I had and she slapped me again. "Is this the sort of example you want to show your daughter, damn it Hercule sometimes I think my dad was right and I shouldn't have married you." I looked down, "I'm sorry honey, let me explain everything." I took her to a nearby bench and sat down with her and told her what happened, "Listen honey, Tao killed my master, he almost killed me but I managed to survive. and frankly, this has been a wake-up call to me. That dojo I'm in, it's not true martial arts, it's just a bunch of tricks and showmanship, and while it has gotten us good money, I wanna train under a true martial arts master. I wanna go train under Master Roshi and became a true fighter." My wife looked up at me, "The master Roshi, the god of martial arts? But he's nowhere to be found, I hear he lives somewhere out at sea, how the hell will you be able to find him? Just forget about it all and retire, with the money you have it shouldn't be a problem, that explains the map and all but what the hell are the dirty magazines for?" I blushed a little bit, "well for starters, I hear one of his best students lives out on mount Paozu, I figure if I can find him he can point me in the right direction, as for the magazines and tapes, well I hear Roshi is a lecherous old man, so I figure this will put me on his good side and he'll let me train with him. Just gimme a month to find him honey, we'll travel together, if we can't find him by then I'll just settle down in the city with you, find a normal job and forget this ever happened." She sighted at me, "Fine, you got 1 month."
I was happy, I went into a nearby travel office and booked passage to the continent for the three of us, then when we got to the continent I bought a motorcycle with a sidecar and we were off. We took about 2 weeks to travel to mount Paozu, we found a nearby village and asked about Son Goku, they pointed us to a nearby mountain and I went there with my motorcycle. Finally, we arrived at a small house. Outside, a man in an orange gi was farming while a woman with a purple Chinese princess dress was cradling a baby. I pulled up to them, Goku looked much more imposing in person, my inner fanboy was begging to come out but I kept my composure. I walked up to him and bowed, "Hello sir, are you Son Goku?" He looked at me, "yea I'm son Goku, who are you?" I looked up at him, "My name is Hercule, I used to be a student in the Satan Castle Dojo, but my master was killed by mercenary Tao, after that I realized I needed a true martial arts teacher. I'm trying to find master Roshi." Goku's eyes lit up, "Ohhh wow, so Tao is still causing problems out there, anyways I can point you to master Roshi's, heck I can even take you there if you want." He looked over at Chi Chi, "Hey honey, mind if I take these guys over to Roshi's, I'll try and get back by dinner." Chi chi nodded, "Fine Goku, just don't take too long we got crops to tend to." My wife then popped up, "How are you even going to take us there, I don't see a car anywhere." Goku then shouted, "KINTO-UNNNNN." A small orange cloud zoomed down from the skies, Goku hopped on and smirked, "This is how, now hop on guys." My wife hopped on, and sat down on it, "Unbelievable, Hercule you gotta try it." I tried to jump on but I fell through, I brushed myself off and stood up, then I remarked, "I guess my heart isn't pure enough. Mind if I grab on to you Goku?" Goku nodded and I grabbed on along with my wife. Before Goku took off I remarked, "Try to not fly too fast we got a baby with us."
After a few hours of slow flying we arrived at at little island, a short bald man walked up to us, "Heyyyy Goku it's been a while, how have you been, and who are these 3 people." Goku spoke up, "Ohhhh hey Krillin, it's been a while, This guy is Hercule and this is his wife and kid. he wants to train under Roshi. Is he around by the way?" Krillin nodded and let us inside. We opened the door and we saw Roshi watching women on the TV doing dance classes. My wife gave me a stare, "This is the legendary master of martial arts?" Roshi looked at our directions and blood came from his nose and he groped her breasts, "Krillin, Goku, I see you bought me a pichi pichi gal." My wife's face turned deep red and she slapped Roshi across the house and yelled, "Touch me like that and you're dead!!!!" I started laughing and walked up to him with the adult magazines and tapes I had, "Master Roshi, my name is Hercule and I wish to become your disciple, as for the tribute, I got you the hottest adult mags and dirty videos from south city." I ruffled inside my shirt and got them out and put them in front of him, Roshi's face turned red and blood gushed from his nose again, he got up and looked at me, "Very well Hercule, we start training tomorrow."
Goku spent an hour catching up with Krillin and Roshi, he told them about his kid and both were surprised. They congratulated him and patted him on the back. Roshi offered to cook up dinner, but Goku declined as he had to get back to Chi Chi, he called Kinto-uuuuun again and he zoomed off, much faster than when he flew. My wife then looked at me, "Well it didn't seem you were crazy, enjoy your training, just make sure to keep that pervert away from me and Videl, I don't want him to be a bad influence on her." I nodded and helped her and Videl get settled in.