I was on a mission.
I realize that my sex life with Elian was really bland and my biological clock is a ticking time bomb. But as a prideful man, there is no way that I could allow that to define me. So I'm getting rid of it. How can a simple couple from the old era, several hundred millions of years older than me, outdo my freakiness and fleek in bed. There's only so much that i can take and it's burning me inside that i wouldn't be the rompiest, and most rampant partner in sex.