In Heaven.
"Hey Minato, wake the hell up." Said an Angel.
"GAH! Who the hell are you?!" He yelled as he looked around the darkroom.
"That's not important, I need you to get your ass isekai'd as fast as possible. Now, what weapon, or skill do you want?"
"A sword that one taps anything it touches, a suit of armor, and that's it."
"Alright now go." He said pointing to a door.
"Well that was barely a minute, I guess see you later. Wait, who am I facing? A Demon King? A tyrannical king?"
"No, it's Emperor Heckler, an idiot gave him Imagination creation."
"Wait, does that mean he has modern armies?"
"Yeah, on second thought, I'll give you a minigun with infinite ammo as well."
Then a minigun with a drum magazine appeared in front of him. He picked it up and thanked the Angel and walked through the door.
He walks out and he was in some forest.
"Well, I guess I gotta find the nearest town."
As he was walking, however, he saw a massive modern city and decides to go there. But then he hears a loud high-pitch electric noise.
"WULULULULULULU"
"Ugh, I hate Cloak-
He was then knocked to the ground.
"I expected better from you!" He shouts as he continues to wack him with his baton. After 5 minutes of being beaten up, he finally drags him to a small base.
He calls for to open the gate and drags Minato inside. The man then throws him inside a jail cell.
"Great job Boris, that's the 5th bastard that you caught this week!"
Heckler's throne room.
"Your Majesty, we have now captured 300 people from earth, what shall we do with them?" Asked an Advisor.
"Break every bone and dump them in the ocean."
"Yes, your Majesty."