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Chapter 4 - Chapter 4

"Can't stand me, huh? Fight me then." Xu Lin said provocatively.

"You—" The boy looked at Xu Lin's tall figure and said angrily, "I won't lower myself to your level."

"Tsk, all bark and no bite." Xu Lin continued to mock, not knowing when it started, but whenever someone tried to get close to his sister, he would instantly become defensive like a hedgehog.

Xu Ke looked at her brother's protective behavior and a hint of amusement flashed in her eyes.

The boy glared at Xu Lin fiercely, forced a smile that he thought looked good, and said to Xu Ke, "After the college entrance exam in a few days, I've booked the biggest private room at Heaven on Earth KTV to celebrate. Everyone has agreed to come, except for you."

"My mom doesn't let me go out at night. We'll see then." Xu Ke glanced at the boy who had been pursuing her for three years in high school and politely replied.

"It's okay. Just tell aunt, and I'll come pick you up in my dad's car and bring you back." The boy said boastfully.

"We'll see."

"Yeah. By the way, you still haven't said which school you are planning to apply for. It's time to fill out the application."

"Well, I haven't decided yet. I originally wanted to go to Beijing, but it's too far. I'm afraid I won't adapt to life in the north, it's too cold. So I might go to Shanghai instead."

"Shanghai is great. Fudan University, right? I'm also planning to apply to universities in Shanghai."

"Really?"

Xu Lin looked at his sister talking and laughing with the boy, his expression as if he had eaten a fly. He stopped his bike and called out, "Xu Ke, wait a minute, I have something to tell you."

Hearing her brother's voice, Xu Ke also stopped and turned her head. She saw his constipated expression and smiled triumphantly. She pretended to be clueless and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Come here, I have something to tell you."

"Save it for when we get home, we're going to be late." Xu Ke's lips curled into a foxy smile.

"No, it has to be now."

With an apologetic look, Xu Ke turned to the boy and said, "Sorry, my brother is calling me."

"It's okay, I'll wait for you." The boy stared at Xu Ke with infatuation.

For Xu Ke, the boy had lost his usefulness. She had achieved her goal of making her brother annoyed. She put away her smile and said calmly, "No need, you can go ahead."

The boy felt a bit unwilling to leave and wanted to say more, but seeing Xu Ke's expression, he knew that saying more would only annoy her. He forced a gentle smile and said, "Alright, I'll go first. Take care on your way."

After saying that, he gave Xu Lin a cold glance and rode away.

"What's the matter?" Xu Ke asked her brother with annoyance when he finally caught up.

"What's the matter? Did I interrupt your lovey-dovey conversation?"

"Heh, who do you think you are to interfere?"

"If I can't interfere then who else can? Do you think that Lu Qi is a good person?"

"I think he's not bad. He's of average height, a bit handsome, and his family situation seems pretty good."

"You, you're just a silly girl. I know what Lu Qi is like outside of school." Xu Lin was so anxious that he almost couldn't even speak.

"You're the silly one. It's none of your business."

"I will butt in. If you don't let me, I'll let Mom take care of it."

"Hmph, Mom said we can start dating in college. I'll graduate from high school in a few days." Xu Ke said with longing.

"You… I don't care. You're not allowed to get too close to that Lu Qi."

"I won't listen to you." Xu Ke said arrogantly and was about to ride away.

Xu Lin grabbed her sister anxiously and said, "I don't care. I won't allow it."

"Hmph, dare ordering me? You little brat."

"If you don't listen to me, I'll beat him up."

"Hmm?" Xu Ke coldly extended her voice.

Xu Lin felt a bit uncertain from her sister's expression, but seeing how she defended Lu Qi, he became even more suspicious and asked, "Do you like him?"

"Hmph, I won't tell you." Xu Ke pretended to act like a lovestruck girl and secretly glanced at her brother.

"Whatever. I don't agree." Xu Lin was so angry that his face turned red, and he rode away in frustration.

"Hehehe…" Xu Ke giggled and rode her bike to catch up with her brother.

"Laugh all you want. Go away." Xu Lin said in frustration.

"Hahaha…"

When they were close to the school gate, Xu Ke finally stopped giggling and leaned close to her brother's ear to whisper, "I'm your sister. Don't tell me you're jealous that I'm finding a brother-in-law for you?" After saying that, she saw that her younger brother still had a bitter face, gritted her teeth, and continued, "I'm your real sister!"

"So what?" At some point, his sister had already become his personal possession in his mind. Xu Lin said in a defeated manner.

'So what?' Xu Ke blushed and muttered under her breath, "Pervert, perverted dog. You siscon!"

"I am. No, I mean, um, you have no evidence, so don't make baseless accusations." Xu Lin still couldn't change his habit of telling the truth when he was flustered in front of his sister.

Xu Ke had long had this feeling, and as she grew older, this feeling became more and more apparent. Hearing his obvious explanation, it was no different from admitting it directly. Her face became even redder, and she muttered, "Perverted dog, even with your own sister… Once I go to college, I'll find you a brother-in-law!"

"You dare… No, you, um, that one, must pass my test."

"Pervert!" Xu Ke glared at him, then fled in panic, afraid that if they continued talking, she wouldn't be able to stop her bike.

*****

"Good morning."

"Good morning."

Xu Lin walked into the classroom with a tired expression on his face. At this time, not everyone had arrived in the class, and they were sitting together in groups, chatting.

"Qilin, did you sneak into the widow village last night? You look like you've been drained," a skinny guy with a lewd look on his face came over and said.

"Yeah, last night, I, Master Xu, fought alone against a group of women. I took many of them out but unfortunately, I was outnumbered. Although I inflicted heavy casualties on the enemy forces, I eventually ran out of ammunition and had no choice but to retreat." Xu Lin replied.

"Tsk, you talk as if it's true."

"If you don't believe it, forget it. A lewd guy like you wouldn't understand my loneliness."

"Fuck off, I don't want to bother with you."

"Come on, let me bother you a bit. You think I can't make you unable to move?"

Just as they were talking, a voice interrupted, "Count this fat master in. Let me hold down this little lewd guy. I guarantee he won't be able to move."

"Get lost, you disgusting thing." The two of them cursed in unison.

"Hey, hey, Qilin, lewd guy," the fat guy with a lewd expression on his face patted the shoulders of the two.

"Fuck, my name is Wei Shuo."

"It doesn't matter, it's almost the same," the fat guy smirked, hugging Wei Shuo and gesturing for Xu Lin to come closer.

"Have you guys noticed that this year is really different?" he asked.

"What's different?" Wei Shuo asked, trying to break free, with a disgusted expression on his face.

"Haven't you noticed? The girls have all become quite fashionable. Look at them, styling their hair and wearing tight school uniforms. Those thighs, tsk tsk." The fat guy said lewdly.

"Hmph, what are you even saying? It's almost the end of our first year, and you're just noticing now?" Wei Shuo said with an expression of disdain, then continued, "Let me give you some useful information. Look, Lui Xinyue, one of the two class beauties, has at least gone up a cup size this year. She's at least a C+ now, and with those eyes, it's unbearable. And our second class beauty, tsk tsk, although she's not busty enough, but her waist… tsk tsk, it's deadly when she twists it, and those legs… damn, they can kill."

"That's lewd! Damn, how do you know cup sizes? Teach me, and this chubby master will treat you some spicy strips," the fat guy said eagerly.

"Get lost, I don't care about your spicy strips. Give me some useful information, and I'll teach you."

"How about borrowing the latest Blu-ray of Mikami-sensei for you to watch for two days?"

(TN: Yua Mikami – is was a JAV actress.)

"Deal!"

In the class, the rule was that boys sat together and girls sat together. The two most beautiful girls in the class happened to be seated together, and their seats were in a hot spot. The intense gazes of the twenty or so boys were enough to ignite that spot.

"Scums. Disgrace to civilization." Xu Lin cursed the two guys inwardly, but his eyes couldn't help but drift towards the two girls. He happened to meet Lui Xinyue's gaze, and every time he was stared at by her eyes, he felt a little flustered. They were typical seductive eyes, capable of killing people with their charm.

Lui Xinyue smiled with narrowed eyes, lowered her head, and after a while, she raised her head and pointed to her phone.

Xu Lin lowered his head in confusion and took out his phone, opening WeChat to check.

[Are you looking at me or Gu Ying?]

He raised his head and saw Liu Xinyue blink her eyes at him, then nudged Gu Ying with her elbow, gesturing for her to look at the phone.

Gu Ying glanced at the phone and followed Liu Xinyue's gaze. Her face instantly turned red, and she pinched Liu Xinyue's waist and scolded in a low voice, "You're asking for trouble."

"Hehehe, do you want to see our school heartthrob's reply? Call me 'big sister' and I'll show you."

"Tsk, I don't."

"Are you sure? He replied."

"I don't want to see."

Although Gu Ying's eyes were fixed on her phone, she still pretended not to care. Liu Xinyue looked at her hypocritical expression and smiled cunningly.

Damn, this is like a death trap. Xu Lin looked at Liu Xinyue helplessly, knowing that she was the one who often teased him.

Although his mother didn't allow him to have a girlfriend in high school, how could a young boy's restless heart be restrained? Xu Lin, an inexperienced teenager, had never encountered this kind of "Who would you save first if your mom and I fell into a river together" problem.

At this moment, the fat guy noticed the WeChat message on Xu Lin's phone and leaned over to his ear, saying in a teasing voice, "This little vixen is clearly seducing you, go for it."

"How do I go for it?" Xu Lin replied dumbfoundedly. This damn fatty had taken advantage of his family's wealth to harm countless naive girls. Xu Lin knew of at least three girlfriends he had changed.

"Just say you're interested in both of them."

"Fuck off, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Listen to me, you won't get rejected! Nowadays, girls like scumbags. The worse you are, the more they like you."

"Really?"

"Absolutely!"

[I'm looking at both of you!]

Xu Lin felt that something was off, but still sent this message.

After a while, Xu Lin saw Gu Ying turn her head and glare at him, while Liu Xinyue glanced at him with a smile that wasn't really a smile before turning away.

"Fuck, Fatty, why do I feel like something's not right?"

"Hmm? What's wrong?"

"They both seem to be glaring at me?"

"Hahaha" Zhu Wenjie laughed so hard that he bent over, and Wei Shuo's face turned red from holding back laughter.

"Fuck, you're messing with me, Fatty."

"Master Xu, spare me, hahaha, little virgin, hahaha." His voice was particularly loud, attracting the attention of their classmates.

"Hahaha~~" instantly, laughter filled the room.

Xu Lin, with a red face, headlocked Zhu Wenjie and hammered him hard.

After a while, everyone dispersed and returned to their seats. The class was about to start.

Xu Lin felt his phone vibrate and took it out to check. It was Liu Xinyue again?

[Hello, little virgin! (laughing emoji)]

Xu Lin looked at the girl in front of him whose shoulders were shaking uncontrollably. In embarrassment, he gritted his teeth and replied:

[What's wrong with being a virgin? At least I'm big, thick, and long.]

The girl in front of him stopped giggling, looked at her phone, turned her head with a flushed face, and glared at Xu Lin. Xu Lin responded with a provocative look.

Fatty Zhu saw the message on WeChat group and patted Xu Lin's thigh, secretly giving him a thumbs up.

*****

The first Chinese class quickly passed and the next class was physical education. Xu Lin and his two friends went to the equipment room to get the equipment after using the restroom.

The girls also came and brought some lighter items.

"Hey, hey, Qilin, we'll leave first. You find an excuse to keep Liu Xinyue here, take her down, and we'll cover for you."

Xu Lin's gaze lingered on the girl's large breasts for a while, and he muttered under his breath, "Get lost, dammit. You're trying to trick me again."

"That little fox obviously has feelings for you. Based on this Master Zhu's experience for many years, taking her down is just a piece of cake."

"Fuck off."

"Well, then, we'll go first. Liu Xinyue could you help Qilin with something. And you, lewd guy, stop staring. Let's go."

Suddenly, everyone left, leaving only Xu Lin and Liu Xinyue. Originally, he wouldn't feel awkward or uncomfortable, but because of the WeChat conversation just now, Xu Lin felt somewhat at a loss. He looked at the girl and whispered, "Um, should we go too?"

"Pfft~ hahaha." Liu Xinyue looked at his awkward appearance and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"What are you laughing at?" Xu Lin's eyes were fixed on the girl's swaying chest, unable to look away.

"Tsk, stop staring!" Liu Xinyue noticed his gaze, covered her chest, and scolded him with a glare.

"Uh, ha, well, we're going to be late. Let's go."

"Hehehe~" Liu Xinyue walked slowly towards Xu Lin with her hands behind her back, a mischievous smile on her face.

Xu Lin took a step back, until he leaned against the wall, unable to retreat any further. He mustered up some courage and raised his voice, saying, "What are you doing?"

Liu Xinyue stood on her tiptoes with her hands behind her back, looking directly into Xu Lin's eyes, and provocatively asked, "What am I doing? Am I scary?"

Xu Lin was mesmerized by her captivating eyes and stammered, "No, not at all."

"Hehehe~ then why do you look so afraid of me?"

"Who said that? Why would I be afraid of you?" Xu Lin straightened his posture, but his voice became smaller as he looked at the beautiful face so close to him.

"Hmph, you have quite the ambition, trying to pursue two people at the same time. Am I beautiful? Or Gu Ying is more beautiful?" Liu Xinyue asked with a smile.

Xu Lin was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but compare them in his mind.

To be honest, in terms of appearance, Gu Ying's face is more delicate, but in Xu Lin's eyes, Liu Xinyue's pair of seductive eyes surpasses Gu Ying. In terms of body, Liu Xinyue is about 1.68 meters tall (about 5'6) and belongs to the plump and full type. However, the flesh is mostly in the 'right places', and the full and plump breasts and perky round buttocks make people can't help but want to explore. Gu Ying is tall and slender, about 1.73 meters tall (about 5'8), with a pair of long legs like sharp swords that can pierce into people's hearts. However, Xu Lin already has a sister who is a Leg Goddess, so his attention is more focused on Liu Xinyue.

"What? Can't tell them apart?" Liu Xinyue stared at him with a narrow gaze.

"You…"

"What are you saying? I'm prettier? Be clear about it." Liu Xinyue urged with a hint of coquetry.

This tone completely made Xu Lin lose his resistance.

"You're prettier!"

Liu Xinyue's face instantly revealed an extremely charming smile, and she leaned closer, asking, "Why am I prettier?"

Looking at the pretty face getting closer and closer, even the pores of the girl's tight skin were clearly visible, and the fragrance from her small mouth made Xu Lin involuntarily lower his head and quickly kissed her.

"Ah!" The girl exclaimed.

Thump thump thump.

Xu Lin widened his eyes and leaned against the wall, feeling extremely nervous as he looked at her incredulous expression. It was like waiting for the judgment of a criminal. It was the first time he took the initiative to kiss a girl, and he felt like his heart was about to jump out.

Is it over? Will she tell the teacher? Call her parents? Xu Lin started to panic.

After a few seconds, the girl still had the same expression of disbelief on her face. Xu Lin took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and said, "I, I like girls with a fuller figure, not too skinny. Also, I, I like your eyes."

"Pervert, who allowed you to kiss me?" Liu Xinyue pinched the soft flesh around Xu Lin's waist and scolded.

"I couldn't resist." Xu Lin grabbed the girl's hand.

"You, let go, you're hurting me."

Only then did Xu Lin realize that he had exerted too much force with his hand. He quickly let go, and saw several handprints on the girl's delicate wrist.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Does it hurt? Let me massage it for you." Xu Lin earnestly took the girl's hand and gently massaged it.

"Ha ha, silly." Liu Xinyue scolded him but didn't retract her hand.

"Hehe." Xu Lin laughed foolishly without answering.

"Alright, it doesn't hurt anymore, stop massaging."

Xu Lin felt the girl gently struggle with her hand and felt a bit disappointed. He said, "Oh" and let go of her hand.

"Stupid!" Liu Xinyue glared at him angrily and amusingly, then turned around abruptly, swaying her perky round buttocks, and said seriously, "That was my first kiss, you better take responsibility!" After speaking, she walked out of the equipment room first.

"Ah… What are you guys doing? You scared me."

The surprised voice of the girl made Xu Lin nervous. He thought something had happened and quickly ran out of the room, only to see the fat guy and the lewd guy standing awkwardly next to her.

Seeing their identical guilty faces, there was no need to say anything. These two bastards must have been hiding at the door and peeking.

Liu Xinyue made a pitiful look at Xu Lin and said, "They scared me."

Xu Lin immediately stared fiercely at the two of them, silently thinking, I'm sorry, brothers, let me use your deaths to fulfill myself. Xu Lin silently mourned for the two of them in his heart, without saying a word, he rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward.

"Fatty, you hold on for a while, 'cause I'll go beat you up."

"Ouch, it hurts so much. Curse your ancestors, lewd guy. Didn't we agree to face difficulties together?"

"You can only blame yourself for being too naive. Don't you know the saying 'a dead friend is better than a poor friend'?"

For a while, there were curses, screams, and cries of pain.

*****

Physical education class ended, and during the break time, the three of them sat around a small tree.

"Hey, we have Mengniu's class next, how well did you guys memorize the vocabulary?"

"I'm hopeless anyway." The fat guy had a look of despair on his face.

Wei Shuo shivered, seemingly very afraid.

"The three of us are not good at English, and Mengniu always troubles us."

"I wonder if her husband couldn't satisfy her, that's why she became sexually frustrated!"

(TN: Mengniu is a Chinese dairy company.)