Mr. Burton was a nice guy, He never hurt anybody in his life, he was a kind hearted, a wise guy respected by everyone, who lived in hearts of every girl, Why it's easy cuz he was a guy with good looks and goddamn masochistic personality.
And if I say that than think me as a big time fucking liar.
By the way do you want truth ? You wanna listen true story of Mr. Fucking Burton ?
Than prepare yourself cuz his true story may cause you an ear bleeding or in worst case it's left you with life time trauma.
Even AO (adult only) or Parent advisory rating is an understatement for his story.
He Was a Cock addict motherfucker who into the anal play
Because There's are three knds of guys in the world.
One who who's dick sucked by bitches
Second one who's suck other guy dick.
And last one who suck his own dick.
And he was in third category. Unlike me who need an opposite gender for an orgasm, people like me depend on bitches.
And for second category they depend on each other it's like a Guy love a guy but in wrong way.
But for Burton he was not depend on anyone he was self sufficient guy. People used to call him Mr. Flexible not because he cope with changes in circumstances and think about problems and tasks in novel, creative ways. But cuz of his super flexibility body and his extraordinary ability allow him to exceed all the normal human limitation to bent downward for just suck his own dick.
Guy like him who get hard on by just looking himself naked in mirror.
One time when I asked him why what's the point of doing this ? that time he replied me "by that he reaching one step closer to become a ultimate human being.' And he was only one step further for his goal that's what he said.
According to him dogs are the ultimate life form on the Earth why? Cuz they are self sufficient they don't need anyone. they lick there own ass to clean poop stain.
And if he succeed in licking his own asshole like dog than he will finally become an ultimate life form itself and that's the last step he in his goal.
And about his good looks? My ass even Mikey look handsome in front of him. If I had to describe his face than I will say a poop stained pig ass multiply by Cancer even understatement to describe digusting ugly ass face of his. If things were censored in real life like in movie. Than his face is one thing which were going concerned, full blurry shit.
I don't much remember anything about him but I still remember one thing.
One time he went in a pub. Lay his eye on a girl who's was look like sn ugly ass ghost girl from the movie The Ring who came out from TV screen. But even tho he tried to make move on her and after an hour they both were sitting on same table. They talked to each other, some times they laugh on something which I don't know why. And he told her your an angle straight came from the heaven your looking like Angelina Jolie.
I don't why he compared that bitch with Angelina Jolie I guess maybe he trying to buttering her up or maybe he just in hangover. But in any case she look happy on his compliment.
When Another hour passed she stood up from her chair, hold his hands and take him to the handicap toilet. And when a boy and girl go inside handicap toilet together that means only one thing. they going for sex. And I thought he finally founded a girl even tho she ugly as ass bitch. After few minutes passed he run out from toilet screaming and naked. Than I realize his dick was stick upward on his stomach and she came out from toilet in full clothed with a super glue in her hand than the bar tender said it's her 17th target who's dick got stick on there stomach like statue of liberty.
He never hurt anyone in his life not because he's was a wise man or non violent person the reason is he's pussy who were afraid of get banged by other
He used to say "he sent from heaven as gift to man kind.'
But that's what's he thinks. In reality his was third biggest gift for humanity after global warning and poverty which sent from hell by Satan to fuck up the man kind.
But according to my theory he wasn't a self sufficient man or bring closer to ultimate life form. He was just a big fucking looser, who suck his own dick cuz not a single girl interested in him, about ultimate life form shit he was just a mentally ill guy who was into zoo porn.
And that's the story of Mr. Fucking Burton I know.
So, Can I Go now ? Or you wanna listen more Mr. Investigator ? But too bad I only knew that much
Cuz having memories of someone like him is dangerous for health. it's like having wound on brain which carved by military knife. And no one want something traumatizing like that ?
Investigator replied "Yes, you can go now Mr. Leonard but before than I have few questions can you answer them first before leaving ?"
Yeah I can do that much, go ahead and ask.
Investigator ask " is he tried become so called self sufficient ultimate being. Because of trauma he gone through of sticking his dick on his stomach by a women is that's the whole reason ?
And the story you just told me is 100% correct or not ?
And what kind of relation you have with him, your were his friend or enemy ?
Who's Mikey ?
And what he did after that dick sticking incident ?
Well, Mr. Investigator I can gladly say that all the question you asked is sound worse than fart of ugly fat bitch but even tho I will do my best to answer them all.
So for first question my answer is I don't know and I don't care.
For second question I can say my memories ain't that good but I got the feeling is I'm not wrong either
And for the next question my answer is I'm not into homosexual things.
Investigator said " I didn't mean homo relationship I mean friend or foe thing."
Well I never bitten by a mad dog with rabies, especially not on my head and nor I fall from stair by my head either. So there no way I'm that crazy to make a friend like him.
And for being an enemy than sorry I'm not that either, I have nothing to do with a dickhead like him. I just happened to know him because of one guy and if you really wanna know about him that badly than ask the that guy, the guy who know everything.
By the way Mikey is name of my pet dog.
And I don't know what he did after his dick got stick on his belly. And I don't care if after that he had to do hand stand for pee.
Investigator asked "and who's that guy who know everything ?"
Derry his name is Derry. Ask anyone they will all say the same thing is if you wanna know the truth than go to Derry cuz he always tell truth and that's his biggest weakness.
Investigator said "Thanks for your cooperate with me Mr. Leonard. You can go home for now but I will call you back if I need your assistance in Future"
No problem
It's pleasure of all this side of table.
I can take my leave me
And please try to don't call me back for any future assistance.
Peace