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Chapter 5 - Heaven and Hell

[Hyōdō household]

I had originally planned to bang Yuriya till evening but was forced to cut it short due to this strange ability.

[You are suffering from hunger -1hp] I grimaced as I saw my HP is already down to 70. I am telling you; this system thing is literally after my life.

Apparently, it looks like I cannot go with an empty stomach after noon, as you can see currently, I am suffering the consequences of my actions, but can you fucking blame me? When I saw Yuriya in that sexy pink maid costume, I couldn't suppress my teenage hormones and banged her till 1 pm in the afternoon.

[Time skip]

Only after wolfing down the delicious food cooked by Yuriya my hunger has finally been clenched, and the negative effect has disappeared and in just under 10 minutes my health had replenished.

Normally I would have continued on fucking, but I am determined to get to the bottom of this system mechanics. I don't want to lose my fucking life due to some fuckling stupid ass negative effects, if I was given a chance to get away from this system, then yes, I will do it with a wide smile on my face.

I would rather live a joyful simple life, doing what I love, than be unhappy and be at this system's mercy.

After Yuriya left my humble abode, I sat down in my room and brought up my status screen. "What are you… Who made you?" I asked, hoping to get some reply from it, but the message that popped up before my face pour cold water on my hope.

[Your level is too low] "Really now… Do you want me to enter the dungeon and get my ass handed by the Zombies?" The only way to level up is to enter the zombie dungeon and I have no idea if I will be swarmed in large numbers or I will face a 1v1 situation in the dungeon.

I don't want to enter the dungeon without having any knowledge on what to expect, I love my dear life.

[+1 wis] Motherfucker! This thing is messing with me. "You little devil…" I sighed. I considered going into the dungeon, but I have to make some preparation beforehand.

I glanced quickly through the other tabs, hoping to find something useful and I did find it as a form of the shop.

[Welcome, to the universal shop. Here you can buy anything, from a simple dildo to godly artifacts.]

"Uh…Okay…" I sweatdropped at that. For the next ten minutes, I jumped back and forth between the items and abilities as fast as I could. I found harmless-looking swords capable of cleaving through the very universe itself, I found techniques that could block absolutely any attack thrown at it, I found spells that could bring great calamity upon the world, this… this system's store even has hands in the line of human trafficking business, I can even fucking buy beings!

Th-This system is terrifying! To tell you the truth, I sat there for a couple of minutes trying to process these new things, I did try to ask for some information, but the screen said the same thing again and again, just how many levels do I need to get this information, I have no idea… but one thing is clear, whoever created this thing is powerful, powerful beyond my fucking imagination and I don't want to mess with that guy.

After careful thinking and using my knowledge of gaming, I brought three things using that 1000 store points.

Zombies are basically undead, so they are weak against holy or light-based attacks, so I bought a light gun that cost me 400 hundred store points.

[Light Gun: The Guns were created for Exorcists to fight against supernatural creatures, more so those impure and creatures of darkness.

5Mp per bullet] So, I have a total of 20 bullets to waste, next I bought an iron spear for 200 store points, it's just a simple spear, why did I choose this instead of a flashy weapon like katana? Well, its reach is longer than any non-pole arm weapon and sword. Its strikes can create enough power to penetrate most armor. It can also be turned into a projectile. And the remaining 400 store points were used on 2 character's boost potions, it's just a simple mid-tier potion. This baby grants health regeneration and increased movement speed by 20+.

The effects of a single bottle will last approximately 3 minutes with a total of approximately 40 health restored.

So, I have additional 80 health with me, the reason why I didn't buy any healing items from the shop is that when I was wolfing down fried rice, my health points immediately restored by 10, so yes, normal food is capable of granting health points.

"status" I summoned my character sheet, I still have hundred unused stats points in my hands, once I assign them, I will be on my way to defeat some brain-eating monsters.

I assigned 30 to strength, 40 to agility, and 30 to endurance.

[Character Sheet]

Hyōdō Issei

Title: Womanizer, Scum, Ladies man, The Gamer.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.

Level: 1

Age: 17.

HP: 100.

MP: 100.

Stats:

Str- 25> 55.

Agi- 15> 55.

End- 40> 70.

Int- 19.

Wis- 15.

Cha- 14.

Stats points Available- 0.

Money- 0.

Store points- 0.

Gear:

Black Track pants: Durability [30/30].

Sports Jacket: Durability [30/30]

Annihilation Maker [Lv1] [Locked]

I still have no idea what this annihilation maker is, but I have a feeling that I will know eventually as I level up.

I then stored some sweet buns, some cookies, the two potions, the light gun, and an entire first aid box in my system's storage.

"Hey, how do I enter the dungeon?" I asked, and seconds later another screen appeared in front of me.

[Do you wish to enter the Zombie Dungeon? Y/N] I hesitated for a second but eventually, I clicked on yes, I need answers and for that, I have to level up.

"Troublesome…" Just what did I just get myself into, why the fuck did you choose my sorry-ass, huh? I wanna feel some boobs… rest my head on those soft mounds. I whined inwardly, as I felt the space around me morphed and twist with high-definition Hollywood effects.

…..

I found myself in a field of grass, the first thought that came to my mind is it's beautiful, but my friend that thought didn't last long.

[Spawning Zombies in 30 seconds] [Difficulty: Ea@$2> Heaven and Hell] [Enemies and bosses all die in one attack. The player character dies in five attacks. However, the player character is given 10 lives to use whenever they level up.]

[A random quest has been created: Survive the zombie horde] [Rewards: 150,000 store points, skill blink.] Motherfucker! Oi, oi, oi, I saw that shit, the fucking difficulty thing glitched and changed to heaven and hell mode…. Nani! My jaw dropped, my butt cheeks trembled and fear gripped my heart as I read the lines.

'Shit!' You are expecting a level 1 to survive hell mode, motherfucker! This isn't even a hell mode, this is "how to fuck my life in 10-way mode" fuck, shit! I want to contact GM, fuck! I don't want to play this hoodwink bullshit game!

[You cannot leave the dungeon] Fuck you! Fuck the creator of this game, If I get out of this alive, I will shove my fucking hard dick in your wife's pussy and make her my bitch! Whoever created this fucking system will pay thousands fold.

A dreadful silence hit the field as the timer hit zero. It was a bad choice by me. In the end, it is my responsibility to bear. I'm a dead-dead man!

I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins rapidly, and suddenly all hell broke loose.

Undead in the number of thousands dug themselves out of the ground, ha ha ha, this is impossible… I can't do it. As I was tormented by the feelings of despair and the possibility of being dead and never see my loved ones, a voice reached out to me and gave me hope.

[Snap out of it, Hyōdō Issei. The world has never been kind, it is here where the cowards will die and only the strong will be able to survive, that is the way of this world, even if you are alone, stand up and survive, do whatever it takes to survive] Who are you? Are you…? [No, I am not the creator of this strange system thing and I have no association with this thing, I am you and you are me… Shit! My time is up, Hyōdō Issei… Survive and become strong! We'll meet again.] Even though we talked for a brief second, his words subsided my anger by a little, but I was still mad.

I sighed, this won't do... I won't survive if I just let my boiling blood dictate my actions. I have to think calmly, the zombies are slow, but they are in huge number, so I have to keep my distance away from the horde, all it takes five bites and my life is over.

"Fine then, if that's how you want it that's how it will be!!" I took out my gun and readied my spear.

"Stay low, go fast. Kill first, one shot, one kill…" I chanted trying to keep a positive attitude, but I have no idea that this day is the start of my personal hell. I will suffer greatly, whoever made this level must have despised me greatly, perhaps they wanted me dead.

I thought I have to survive for a few minutes but never have I thought that I will suffer here for days and probably for months.

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Even though my aim sucks, I never was aiming for their heads as the horde rushed towards me. My topmost priority is to achieve my 10 lives, if I don't... the game is over for good.

"RUAAAAAGH" "GRAAAHHHGAAA" The distance started to decrease rapidly between me and the horde. 200 yards, 100 yards, and soon they reached 20 yards, aiming my Gun I fired 10 shots of bullets made of light in rapid succession.

The first bullet hit a zombie's lower abdomen and its body immediately burst into light particles. [You have killed a zombie] [Gained 100xp, 3 stats points] The second, the fourth, the sixth, and tenth hit their target killing them in an instant.

[You have killed five zombies] [You have Gained 500xp, 100 store points, and 15 stats points] [You have leveled up once] [You have gained 100 stats points and ten additional lives.] The second I heard that notification I backpedaled and ran the fuck out of there.

Thank God, I wasted 40 points on agility, my agility is the only thing that is keeping me alive, for now.

As I ran, I opened my status to assign the newly gained points, and fuck that is what came out of my mouth! Now I need double the amount of exp, but when my eyes landed on my mana my anger was diminished a little, now I have 100 bullets, I think I can do it, I think I can survive.

[Character Sheet]

Hyōdō Issei

Title: Womanizer, Scum, Ladies man, The Gamer.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.

Level: 2 [0/1000 exp]

Age: 17.

HP: 500.

MP: 500.

Stats:

Str- 55> 65.

Agi- 55> 65.

End- 70> 80.

Int- 19> 29.

Wis- 15> 25.

Cha- 14.

Stats points Available- 115.

Money- 0.

Store points- 100.

Gear:

Black Track pants: Durability [30/30].

Sports Jacket: Durability [30/30]

Annihilation Maker [Lv1] [Locked]

Iron Spear: Durability [500/500]

Light Gun: Durability [999/1000]

Skills:

Gamer's Mind [MAX][Passive]: Allows the user to calmly and logically think things through. Allows a peaceful state of mind. Immunity to mental disorder.

Gamer's Body [Max][Passive]: Grants a body that allows for the user to live the real world like a game. Sleeping in a bed restores HP, MP, and all mass effects.

Indomitable Libido [Lv1] [Passive]: The user has an inexhaustible libido and very powerful sexual drive. users never get bored of sex or lose the mood for sexual activity & passion.

Increase closeness with opposite sexes by 20%.

Tactile Sexual Arousal [lv1] [Active]: The user knows his way around a woman's body, the User can cause pleasure, orgasms & sexual arousal through touch, further increasing the sexual quality of anyone just by touching them and induce complete sexual arousal; this can create extreme lust & pleasure, enhanced sensitivity to sexual pleasure and cause them to crave sexual interaction.

Increase closeness with opposite sexes by 30%.

Create Instant Dungeon [Lv1] [Active]: Used to create instant dungeons. Stronger instant dungeons may be created according to level.

Zombie Dungeon [Available].

Orc Dungeon [Need lv 10 to access it]

Escape Instant Dungeon [Lv1] [Active]: Used to escape instant dungeons.

Reputation:

Kuoh Academy: [40/100] [Neutral]

Hyōdō Residence: [80/100] [Well Liked]

Ito Nene: [70/100] [Well Liked]

Nakamura Yariko: [60/100] [Liked]

Student Council: [10/100] [Hated]

Komiya Yuriya: [70/100] [Well liked]