Chapter 6 - War against Britons
The Britons came and the men and women of Normandy drew seeth the axes and shields and one said "behind us " and we made a plan and the Hittite and Romans were also intelligent people Mongols too but we've always been winning and well we'll make it stay that way and then we charged " SHIELDS " and then as they came I pushed them all down and then they fired arrows with fire and I yelled " SHIELDS " and we locked our shields up in the sky and the rain ended and then we ran and shield pushed the Britons impaling them with the arrows left on our shields and then I kicked a guy hard a Briton and as he got up I took him down with me and broke his leg and then we annihilated the army and forced a retreat and then we yelled in unison and I saw Valkyries taking all our dead soldiers to Valhalla and Falkvaneir and then we headed back and celebrated with our brothers and sisters of Normandy and other 2 clans and we discussed strategies and plans and Rollo the 3rd was here and he said " make and build fortifications and strengthen here we go let's do it " we got out people together and we started building a camp fortification and then we saw the work being done we decided to make outlaw scout camps with different names anybody from any clan welcome to join and we make more arrangements it's not for war as at last we are at peace now and then this war would last long but we will make it our win and then I saw a man and I know god Odin is there and then I knew it won't be that good and it can be ugly and I said " get the soldiers ready and armed " and then the ship came and in a dark fog and I looked around here and there and then I saw them threw bolts of fire and burn the walls and I said " BACK OFF THERE MUST BE A WAY TO BREACH IN " and then we saw the Britons smash in and I hid and they scouted and fired arrows in random and then I took a knife and took a Briton down and then I slowly moved into the fog and killed three or 3 more of them and then I sensed my surroundings and then I took a few more and we moved in silence and then I silently took the fallen Briton soldiers spear and then quickly and quietly moved and stabbed a guy through a spear into a tree and then from the trees jumped the Britons and they charged and I got pushed and I sidestepped and quickly got up and ran into the Briton falling down with him and Skaldmo or Shield Maiden came aiding us and then a volley of arrows and then the women of the houses charged and stabbed and impaled the enemies off and we got up and our assassins and night hunters surrounded us and Normandy Vikings came and then we charged and cornering them all and then we laughed " oh yeah " and we yelled and charged the Britons lost and after a struggles of hours and hours during the fight Rollo the 3rd took his axe and charged killing them all of one by one and then throwing my flail and killing them off and as the assassins used the blades of the hands killing them off more and night hunters fought closely and in gear the Britons were losing an edge and then the decided to run but well let's just say being surrounded they all knelt and surrendered.
A Briton said "Irishmen are coming too " and I said to push them off into the boats back and we celebrated the win again and then we called for serious backups now and then we decided to invade the Irish lands and see them but then the ships came and from them came the Irishmen and they were just as tall but more fierce and they got down and then I said ' HAL THE SHILEDS " and then we hit them head on and then the king said " ENOUGH " the king stood out as more powerful and then he looked at us and said " the Norsemen " looks at our woman and then says " Norsewoman too are here " and then he said it " we need help against Egyptians and Libyans they raided our villages and are looking for you and your people we must stand now the Britons helped them " I said " let's get them " and then I wore a dark armor with something written on it and I wore a hood and then with my friends and brothers dressed as the same we sailed and then we scouted the island and are we being betrayed no we are not or are we? As we sailed a few ships wail in distance and our Viking connection and we knew were in trouble there are no Libyans or anything and as we landed the Irish landed and the tributary began and then alliance was made with a few chieftains and their priests called the druids and we received bonds of friendship and then asked for our protection to which I responded yes we would like to and a feast was held for us and then they served us in their ways and a loud cheers took place and then they offered us food of their kind and all and some runaway women and men as service to glad we accepted I gave orders nobody will be mistreated and then set sail waging a goodbye and settle and claim new lands for ourselves then we looked into the future of our people and sailed back and we landed the Gaels are burning back their way into Germania and they are coming for us and I said smiling " does the fun ever stop ? " and the Nordics said " in this life it doesn't " and we prepared ourselves and then we waited and made strategies and plans to attack and counterattack them as measures were taken to stop the Gaels from pillaging and raiding us and we drew walls to keep them out and then we decided to fight fire with fire " prepare the men and women " we fight and we fight at dawn and dusk alike children lost their parents and this will end.
I decided it and claimed that we will make peace with the Gaels and marched into the way and with a delegation and meet the head of the tribe and asked for the way to end it and the Gaelic head said "we will take tour children and enslave them "and war was declared upon us and I said "let's go then shall we war chief? "
"War is declared you win we leave we win you leave "and I said "so it's settled "and came to terms 5,000 each side and we met the next few days and then the war started and then I said " let them come for us " and as the Gaels came we blocked them with the shields and blocked them.
And we lead the assault and laid the Celtic Gaels and dropped the ones in front of us and then I threw a spear and impaled a Gael Warrior and to a tree and then I used my axes and took out many as my steel met with a Gael I tripped him and broke his knee by jamming it and the Gael screamed and then I stabbed the rear edge of my spear and jammed it into a Gaels mouth and pushed him down and punched him and I heard a raven caw " ODIN IS WITH ME, GET YOUR BEST MAN, LETS GO" and then the Gael came running towards me and then I took my shield and hit him hard and down and then I said " get up now at once " and then as he did and then I pushed him down and the Vikings and Gaels cheered and then he tried to hit me as I dodged him and then lifted him off throwing him off the ledge or smacking him into the ground and pounded him and punched him till he gave up and the Gael said " well I'm not done here "and with his guards attacked but then I took my axe and then fought off the Gaels and then assassins came and then a few arrow shots later and then I held an axe off his throat.
Then he said " please leave me and my men " and he begged and so did his men and women and the halls silent and I said " leave and do not come back again " and the Gaels ran off one by one and we cheered in unison and joy.
I yelled "TO BOTH GLORY AND IMMORTALITY "and they cheered and we have established our supremacy on the soil and word reached to our brothers across the seas and we were celebrated throughout and respected throughout now too and then I yelled " to victory and to the gods " they yelled to the gods too and we have done it.
The lands are secured now victory is completely ours now so are the lands and its grains and we having no threats or enemies now.