All I require is her drug dealer and a weapon, something more suitable for a lady; and we can call it a party, let's call it her farewell party.
Now the question is where can I find that drug dealer?
Think.
What the hell am I doing? Why am I even thinking of thinking, as if I'm some ordinary dumb creature, did she rub off on me that hard?
The answer is as clear as my conscience; her phone history.
I had to make one call, wait 15 minutes and here I was; with her 2 months' worth of complete phone history, perks of being a smooth talking gentleman. And let me tell you, that bitch had a dirtier tongue than Gordon freakin Ramsay. Anyhow, back to the point, just look for a bunch of shady texts and back to back small duration phone calls, the next time you're searching through your ex's phone history to look for her drug dealer.
