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Chapter 6 - Episode VI - Boned

Akuno was currently walking through a graveyard, heading towards a mausoleum towards the other end of the cemetery. She was dragging Warui behind her, who was terrified, due to the dark creepy atmosphere.

"Why the hell are we here?!" He asked, clinging to her leg, which wasn't affecting her in the slightest. "It's so damn freaky!!"

"Shut up. I'm just here to get my Minion." She said, annoyed.

She walked up to the mausoleum and, instead of knocking, punched the door down. Inside was...different than expected. It's pretty dusty, but also covered in comic books, pizza boxes, a freaken' minifridge, somehow, and there was also a strange cloud hovering in the air. A skeleton-looking girl was laying on a bed. Akuno walked over.

"Kokkaku, get your bony ass up, we got a new-" She stopped, noticing something. "Are you high?!"

"Yep. Little bit." Kokkaku replied. "Sittin' here gets boring…"

Akuno then smacked Kokkaku on the head, making a funny rattling noise that made Warui laugh a little. Akuno then pulled a comic book from the wall, revealing a keypad. She then typed in a code and opened a secret passage in the wall. She walked inside, followed by Warui and Kokkaku. The room it led to was old, and covered almost completely in Dust. In the center of the room was a large book which resembled a Tome. Akuno walked over and picked it up.

"...and it's Locked." She said, after trying to open the book. "Kokkaku where'd you put the Key?"

"Uhh…" She thought for a minute. "Oh!"

Kokkaku rolled up her pants leg, where a key was taped to her femur bone.

"I gotta be really careful and slow or-" Kokkaku started to say, when Akuno ripped it off. "YOW!!!"

Akuno uses the Key to unlock the Book. As she opens it, the pages glow red, gravity starts to shift in the room, Akuno's hair rises and…

"Kokkaku." She said, then revealed the Book's pages have been drawn all over. "DID YOU DRAW IN MY GODDAMN BOOK OF HEAVEN?!"

"I was bored in the last 100 years, I needed something to-" Kokkaku was interrupted by Akuno hitting her with the book, causing her head to spin.

"I CAN'T USE IT NOW YOU DUMBASS!" Akuno said, putting the book back. "Now we can't travel throughout Yggdrasil!"

Akuno sighed and sat down, rubbing her eyebrows.

"Uhh…" Warui spoke, nervously, "Can we...get another?"

"Not EASILY." Akuno said. "Only 4 Books of Heaven landed on Earth, and, if I can't read the language it's in, I can't use it anyway."

"Well...is there a way to find them?" Warui asked.

"There WAS. We can't anymore." Akuno said. "There's a variant of Tekis known as Blue Tekis that gather around a Book of Heaven, but that means needing to risk fighting Tekis."

Akuno sighed and got up, grabbing Kokkaku's wrist. She forced Warui to touch her forehead, making them Link. She then dragged them both outside.

"Let's go. We have work to do." Akuno said.