Chapter 3: Fake-a-Girlfriend
"What took you so long?" Seiji asked.
"My feet and legs fell asleep when I was sitting on the toilet and when I stood up, I broke my ankle," Ryu answered calmly, which was obviously a dumb excuse.
"Oh, okay. Be cautious next time." Seiji didn't put little thought into what Ryu said. He just continued scrolling on his phone.
"He never changes, sigh. He constantly gets duped." Ryu sighed, thinking about how dumb Seiji was. In retrospect, he wondered how they ended up becoming friends.
After a minute of Ryu comprehending his thoughts, Koizumi arrived back at the table.
Though both of them acted as if nothing had happened, Koizumi still blushed after taking a brief glance at Ryu. Ryu looked at her in incredulity at how quickly she could fix herself.
'Is that the power of girls? It's terrifying.'
"Since everyone's back, let's go now." All of them left the coffee shop and drove to their first destination in Seiji's black Mercedes-Benz AMG GL63.
They arrived at Ueno park. They talked and enjoyed themselves as they strolled through the whole thing. It was spring, and the cherry blossoms filled the park, making it the ideal time to visit.
For Ryu, it was both fun and irritating at the same time. Walking behind the two couples who acted lovey-dovey made it disturbing for him just to be with them.
Ryu is a single boy who has just lost his own virginity to his best friend's gold digger girlfriend. Now a self-proclaimed Non-Virgin.
Thinking back to what happened earlier, he wasn't sure if he was hallucinating. He had sex with Koizumi, and it satisfied his virgin cock. But that weird white hologram didn't appear above her head after they had sex. He could barely remember his performance in sex earlier.
Sitting on the bench, Ryu finally took in a deep breath. 'I wish I could have a girlfriend.'
After what Ryu did to Koizumi, she never once looked back at him. She would always avert his gaze and talk to Seiji, which made his heart tear apart. The feeling of being disgusted after violating your best friend's girlfriend was totally something Ryu expected.
Ryu tilted his head up and looked at the sky. 'I should never have done that to Koizumi-san. But what could I possibly do?'
In frustration, he said to himself, 'I couldn't control any part of my body. She came to the toilet and pushed herself into me. She first touched my crotch — Ugh! It's pointless to think about it.'
Little did Ryu know, Koizumi acted shyly, which made her avert his gaze. But whenever he didn't look, she would be the one looking at him instead, with a blushing, beet-red face.
Ryu stood up from the bench where the three of them were sitting. He then walked away. "Ryu, where are you going?" Seiji asked, with his arm around Koizumi's neck.
The eyes of Ryu twitched from just looking at Seiji. Ryu also wanted to do that, but he didn't even have a girlfriend. He's a fucking loner in Tokyo. He doesn't know anyone else here except Seiji–who has a fucking girlfriend you can fuck anytime.
Ryu calmly replied to Seiji and answered like a fucking true best friend, "Buddy, I wouldn't want to disturb your lovey-dovey time with your girlfriend" Ryu winked and continued, "I'll just walk around."
Seiji looked at Koizumi. He went closer to her face, hoping for them to kiss. Just before Seiji's lips could reach hers, Koizumi blocked them with her hand.
"... We're alone. There's nothing to be ashamed of if we kiss." Seiji touched her chin, pulling it closer to him to kiss her again.
Again, Koizumi blocked it with her hand. She stood up and said, "I have to go to the restroom. It's my period today."
Seiji tried to accompany her, but she said it was just close by. Alone on the bench, Seiji said, "Tomio's acting weird. It's like she's avoiding me..."
"One ice cream, sir." Ryu got some ice cream to cool off. He thought of countless possibilities for how to get a girlfriend, but the chances of them working were 0%.
Giving flowers to someone out of the blue and you barely know them. Would that work? Hell no. If they would ask, why give me flowers? Would they accept you if you said it was love at first sight?
Some people are desperate for a girlfriend and will go to any lengths to obtain one. Blackmailing would be a part of that too. And among those hopeless people, Ryu was one of them. But blackmailing was a big no-no for him.
Since he had now lost his virginity, he only needed a girlfriend to satisfy his lust. He would start his journey at the beginning of college. There are a lot of girls, and maybe he could seduce a teacher.
As Ryu scrolled on his phone, he ended up with a post: "Whoa, there. Lower your expectations." His veins bulged. He wanted to throw his phone, but no.
"I swear, I'll get a girlfriend in college!—" Ryu shouted, but then he instantly closed his mouth with his hand. Everyone around who heard what he said directed their gazes at him. They muttered to each other, "Is he still a virgin?"
Ryu immediately finished his ice cream and left with his head lowered in embarrassment. 'Am I crazy?!'
He hurriedly tried to get away, but he bumped into someone. Looking at who fell on the floor, he didn't hesitate to react. "Ah! Aunt Kumiko, are you okay?"
Ryu lent his hand forward to help Kumiko stand. But instead of expecting her to touch it, she slapped it. "Ouchh!" Ryu pulled back his hand and caressed it.
"Hmphh." Kumiko stood up and took the plastic bag she was holding from the floor. She glared at Ryu with a scary expression.
"Sorr—" Just before Ryu could apologize to his aunt, another voice could be heard shouting from a distance.
"Ryu~!" Koizumi shouted. When she saw Ryu, she immediately rushed to him. But when she saw him with a beautiful lady, she sprinted to him.
Reaching Ryu, she wrapped her arms around his arm. Between her huge breasts was Ryu's arm, engulfed in pure softness.
Kumiko's eyes went wide open after seeing what Koizumi did. It wasn't only her. Even Ryu's eyes went wide open.
"What is the meaning of this?" Kumiko asked with a gaze that could make anyone scared within seconds.
'She's a monster!' Ryu thought to himself.
"Ah. She's my old classmate's gir—"
"—Girlfriend. I'm Ryu's girlfriend," Koizumi continued with a pouty expression. She wrapped her hands tighter, causing Ryu to blackout for a moment.
'!!!'
Kumiko jolted her gaze from Koizumi to Ryu. In disbelief, Kumiko said, "Prove it to me."
Ryu looked at Koizumi with a blank face. When they arrived at Ueno park, she started averting his gaze, and if he wanted to start a conversation, she would just talk back to Seiji.
Although Ryu was happy that Koizumi had finally talked to him, he was still shocked by what she had said.
'What do you mean, girlfriend?!' Ryu said to himself. 'Oh shit, what will happen if Seiji finds out she said that? Never mind, I've already had sex with her; what could possibly go wrong?'
Koizumi released Ryu's arm, then she placed both of her hands on his cheeks. Ryu was wondering what she was doing. But suddenly, she pulled his face closer. Eventually, both of their lips touched each other.
Kumiko gasped, she covered her mouth in disbelief. Ryu, on the other hand, was completely stupefied.
Ryu gripped both of Koizumi's shoulders, he pushed them. He released himself from her hands and kiss.
He wiped his mouth with his hands, and immediately looked at his aunt. "Uh! This is—"
"There's no nothing to explain. I can see both of you are a couple," his aunt replied. "It's good to see you finally having a girlfriend."
With a quizzical yet slack-jawed face, Ryu instantly went back to normal; calm, as if what Kumiko said was true.
They chatted for a while, Kumiko asking how he got himself a girlfriend. Ryu wanted to answer, but Koizumi answered instead.
She said to Kumiko that they had met in this park two days ago when she was being harrased by men. Ryu had helped her get away from them and she fell in love with him.
Though it was a bit cliché, Kumiko was able to be persuaded by their love story. Koizumi on the other hand was glad that she was able to buy it and a small smile arose from her face.
Ryu wanted to find the perfect time to reveal to his aunt that this wasn't true and it's all an act, he thought it would be better to tell her everything when he arrives back home.
The punishment he might get is something he didn't want to experience again. He wanted to keep things simple, without going to the point he'll make his aunt mad. Though the chances of him nothing getting his aunt mad was one in a million.