Hello.

This may be a little jarring, give me a minute...

1, 2, 3, test test. Mike check.

Yeah, alright, this seems good.

Hey everybody, this is your narrator. Today- well, actually, perhaps not today. This might take a little while.

For today, I have prepared the first, and hopefully not last, chapter of "Mercury". I have decided to dub it this, as it seemed to have a better ring than "Catboi adventure chronicles!"

I swear, this author.

Well, in any case. Here goes.

Chapter 1: