"I swear, if there's a way to find perpetual peace and love forever and ever, I'll find it!", Teruto Screams in the mirror. Teruto Marie looks in the mirror, looks at her flawless skin, her bushie brunnete hair, and her wide athletic shoulders. She looks at her beautiful wide feminine shoulders, and shifts her focus to her baby face jawline to take attention off of her insecurities. She's goes downstairs. Her dad is there, working on a magical experiment, involving horses. Her mother hastefully walks over to the young girl, so she can say good bye, before she embarks on her journey, also distracting her from what her father is doing "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" A long pause ensues. "Take what?" "John! That's your que!" Teruto's dad wakes up sleeping on his desk from working all night. "Sorry Janis!" Her dad slurps, and swallows his drool."

"Summoning El Unicornis, Za'wardo!" Janis and John Marie say simultaneously.

A portal opens and a winged unicorn with dragon scales shows up with the long the long hair bushy hair of Janis, her heroic mom, and the big shouldered stallion bodied shoulders of John, her crazy magician dad.

"She's come of age, Simon!" John Yells Boastfully.

"Didn't you say you had a boy, John?"

"What ah you talking about?"

"-"

"Oh... Yeah, I'm sorry. You did say you had a daughter".

"You look confused, Simon." Janis says.

"I'm 4000 years old okay! I'm an immortal talking wizard horse!"

"Just take are daughter to Magic school, faggot!"

"Dad!"

"Alright, John! Hold your... horses.

Get on my back, Girl! I've been serving your family for generations!"

Simon Joe Armstrong Lenin III, takes wing with the new young hero on his back! He takes wing and flies into the a magical unicorn activated portal as Always from Erasure plays in a speaker on the horses saddle connected to an ipod nano, as the readers shakes their heads from the meme cringe they just read. Magic heckling trolls beware! There's a new hero in town!