"Kyong He, bring my son to his room to change. We'll be heading out in 10 minutes." father ordered.
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"Yes sir!" Kyong He nodded before dragging me away somewhere by my collar. I told Big Brother Kyong I was able to walk on my own but he increased his grip strength instead! Was I that problematic that I couldn't walk on my own??
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Big Brother Kyong brought me up the stairs and to the front of a majestic designed door.
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'Alright, if the door already looks this grand, I don't want to know how it looks inside...' I thought inwardly.
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When Big Brother Kyong turned the door handle and push open the door, I was hit with blindness!
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'Holy fuck!!!! Whose room was this? Why was everything sparkling?! Who designed it?!?!? Ah...Don't tell me this is...'
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"Young master Starfall, go shower and get change now. We'll be leaving in 10 minutes." Big Brother Kyong instructed. "Also, the windows have been reinforced with Dragonsteel so, don't try to escape anywhere. I'll be waiting for you outside."
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"Ah?...Alright." I nodded as I walked in and closed the door.
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As I turned around, I stood there stunned for a moment, marveling my badly designed over grandiose bedroom. Man c'mon, what the fuck?!?!?!
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10 mins later...
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"Young master Starfall, it has already been 10 minutes. Are you alright?" Big brother Kyong knocked. "Young master? I'm coming in...What?"
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"Ahahaha, help." I smiled wryly.
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I was too focused in sensing the surrounding qi just now that when I sat down I immediately entered a meditative state unconsciously and completely forgotten what I was suppose to do here. Apparently, I was in such a deep meditation state that I didn't even realize big brother Kyong had entered my room. Scary.
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It's been years now since I've actually focused and tried to sense qi around me. I mean, after living and dying 99 times before, I would have assumed my perception and absorption of qi would be heaven defying, but after coming here...I couldn't sense anything...And my absorption, when I did sense some particles, I couldn't absorb anything! Hell, it was like the qi was trying to avoid me!
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Oh right, you'd be surprised what you could do in 10 minutes if you were actually focused. I could feel the qi around me zipping here and there, but none would want to get close to me, much less gather near me. (T_T) . 'This life was gonna be painful,' I told myself.
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After that, big brother Kyong's sudden yelp knocked me out of my meditative state before I could even form a connection with Heaven and Earth! Come on! Was my talent this bad?? Was I that unattractive?!?!
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"Ah...young master, I'm sorry to disturb you but, your father is waiting for you downstairs. You may rest plentiful after the ceremony." Big brother Kyong informed. On the surface, Kyong He was an indifferent, cold young man, but deep within him, even he was shocked when he saw his young master meditate. I mean, he was plenty sure his young master couldn't sit still for even 30 seconds before he runs away and play. He was really starting to suspect whether his young master was alright when he found young master Starfall at that cave entrance. 'I'll check it out later.' he thought to himself.
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"Now if you excuse me young master, I'll be helping you change,"
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"Ah? Wai...wait. Wait! Big brother Kyong, I can change myself!" I tried refusing him.
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"Nonsense, young master Kyong. It was my mistake that I have forgotten to assign a maid for you, so now I'll help you change..." Big brother Kyong ignored my words!
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Nooooooooooooo!
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Another 5 mins later...
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"Done." Big brother Kyong announced.
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'I'll never be able to get married now...(T_T)...' He locked me in place with his qi, stripped me of my dirtied clothes then forced me to wear a new set of uncomfortable clothes too complicated for me to me to put on myself. Why did I have to tie a bow on my back? Was this normal for men to have wear bows here? Ah! I didn't notice but big brother Kyong has a big blue bow behind him!
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"Let's go down now, young master?"
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Just as my bodyguard asked, a brilliant flash of light suddenly erupted from my chest accompanied by the sounds of multiple chains breaking can be heard. "What the fuck is happening?? Argh!!!!" Something was burning within me! I grabbed my chest and tried to suppress the burning pain within me with all my might, alas, to no avail, my chest continued to burn even more hotter.
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"Young master!" Big brother Kyong called out. He wanted to help relieve my pain but he didn't know the cause nor how. Heck! Even I don't know what's hurting, how could anyone else help?
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'Fuck! Why is my chest so painful?!?!' Tears were streaming down as I writhed in agony.
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Sometime later, I was drenched in sweat. The pain in my chest has subsided but after enduring through all that, instead of feeling tiredness and sore muscles...I actually feel refreshed! Like I was just reborn! And that does mean something coming from a guy who lived 99 different lives. (^_^)
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Anyways, not only did I feel extremely energized, my skin now had this shiny gleam to it. I also gotten whiter? Wait...What happened to my perfect tanned body? What's with this whiteness?? I don't want to turn into a sissy! Fuck! Fuck it, when I go adventuring later, first thing I'm doing is lie in the open plains and get my tan back! Oh, and I'm taller now? That's neat.
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"Young master! Are you alright?" Big brother Kyong suddenly asked.
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"Huh? Ah...yeah, I'm alright. I'm not actually sure...Did I just get whiter and taller??" I wanted to confirm with my bodyguard that I wasn't seeing things. I mean, I've never heard of cultivators getting growth spurts after trying to connect their bodies with Heaven & Earth...It sounds absolutely ridiculous! We'd have way more people cultivating by now if that were to happen! And hell, was it normal for the qi to apply Fair & Lovely Cream on a cultivator's skin? Because I sure as hell don't think the whites were superior. Heck, the whites from my home world only knew how to throw nukes everywhere! They tried world domination once and failed, 6 billion people were wiped out in the process; they tried claiming that I was their sole possession, that realm was destroyed as well...retards!; lastly, the whites were claiming the Heavens was their property and that no other race was allowed to go near it...You could probably guess what the outcome was, right? The Heavens retaliated with a Heavenly Lightning Storm that decimated that realm entirely, 10 billion people, regardless of race, colour and standing were all erased from existence. The gall of these people...(-_-)
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When big brother Kyong looked over, he was immediately taken aback. 'The young master is a genius!' were his first few thoughts. When he snapped out of his shock, he was so excited that instead of answering Starfall's question, he immediately raced out of the room to report this matter to his boss, Starfall's father.
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'And he ran. Great.' Was I a monster then?