In an over-priced hospital bed still reeling from multiple shocks Noah has just about realised that he has been continuously fucked…in every hole possible…over and over… till it just seems like a joke. Standing across from his bed are three people who are somehow keeping a straight face while delivering everything that his wife and business partner had done over the years whilst also explaining that there is nothing much he can do about it.
He thought that he was going to make it through his illness with little to no problems and enjoy his retirement in the new era. He thought this because around 40 years ago the human race exploded through with technological breakthroughs one after the other and in a matter of 5 years the new era had dawned.
It turned out that we were close to entering this era for a while and if we had just focused on space exploration rather than which celebrity got a face lift and new tits we could have enjoyed the new perks for an extra generation or two. But oh well that's not the problem, the problem is that Noah had worked his ass of and could easily afford the new era medicine to recover from his illness in days and then enjoy the life he had been waiting for since he was a kid. Well he could have a few days ago before his wife ran off with his best friend and business partner with all his money and his Son. Well it turns out it wasn't his son but his best friend, Jack's. Being honest aside from the heart-wrenching pain from the multiple betrayals and the obvious fear of dying homeless and alone without achieving anything of his dreams that he never got to even attempt. There was a tiny slither of relief at not having birthed that prick of son who just spent his money and treated him the same as his wife.. as if he owed them everything he dad.. everything he could give was no longer his.. the moment she told him she was pregnant 1 week after they broke up.. 2 days after his company made it big. Ahh it makes so much more sense this way!
These thoughts flew round his mind and the emotions were just too much. There was literally nothing he could do about it with the time he had left. Fuck it. He stood up, politely asked the insurance suit, the police detective and the hospital suit to hold on for a sec. He pulled out the IV drips casually strolled to the open window, paused, lagged, and then jumped.
His last thought whilst laughing his head off was that he must have been a punchline to one of the most depressing jokes in the universe and how he wished he could have just had the balls to live how he wanted from the start..
.. *thud