Chapter 9 - Free of Charge

His f*cking flip-flops and flower underpants, all that was missing was a watermelon knife.

Such a person could actually buy a Big G.

"Is the sky about to change drastically?"

"I don't understand. He should be a rich kid pretending to be childish."

"Foreigner, come with me now."

Yang Dianfeng said in front of everyone.

The surrounding people burst into an uproar.

That booth was an elevator. If someone bought a car and the sample was a brand new car, then it would descend into the underground garage. 

Naturally, there would be a staff to drive the car out to the road and wait for him.

The foreigner smiled and tapped Yang Dianfeng's forehead. "It looks like you're not an unusual person. I'll serve you well today."

Just as the two of them had just reached the door.

Yang Dianfeng heard the sound of a gong.

"Hello, everyone. Who will win today's grand lucky prize?"

The host was beside a big round plate and was doing his best to give a speech.

"Can I draw a lottery?"

Yang Dianfeng said.

"Of course. As long as you buy a car in this shop, you can draw a lottery," said the foreigner.

"Try your luck."

"I saw that in the grand prize, there are rewards such as money, souvenirs, and the biggest prize was 'free of charge'."

"What does that mean?"

Yang Dianfeng said as he hugged the foreigner.

"Hmph, so lame. Don't you even know what free means? Free is to get rid of all the money you've spent today."

The spectacled man came to Yang Dianfeng's side.

"Free? We have to try our luck."

Yang Dianfeng rubbed his hands and said.

"Try your luck? I'll admire you if you can even win 1,000 yuan."

The spectacled man said.

"Then what if I really get the grand prize?"

Yang Dianfeng said calmly.

He seemed very casual.

The spectacled man was angry. He did not expect Yang Dianfeng to immediately buy the car. He had brought money with him today as he wanted to buy the Big G.

Except, he was robbed just like that.

It was just a moment of hesitation, and the foreigner that he had taken a fancy to was taken away by someone else.

Although the Big G did not need one month's booking in advance, there was only one car today.

It would probably take a week or so to get another car of the same model.

The spectacled man said, "If you can show me a free ticket, I'll eat shit in public."

"Eh!"

Yang Dianfeng exaggeratedly slapped his nose and said, "That's so smelly. Your hobby is really strange."

"Pfft."

The foreigner burst out laughing.

She tapped Yang Dianfeng's head and said, "You're really naughty. Why didn't I see it just now?"

"Oh my god, there's actually someone who wants to eat shit."

"Although the joke is a little too much, I still really want to see it."

"Stop dreaming. Free? Is that even possible?"

"I've been in the sales department here for two years, and I've only seen a female customer who bought a Santana get a free ticket."

"Although the probability is low, it doesn't mean that it's impossible."

Two colleagues were chatting.

One of the colleagues looked around to ensure that there was no one around, then, he leaned over to the other colleague's ears and said, "Are you stupid? The type of prizes is determined by the computer. Most people who bought expensive cars are rewarded with some monetary rewards, while those who buy cheap cars are rewarded with just souvenirs.

"The occasional luck is just another kind of advertisement to stimulate consumption."

"Oh, so that's how it is."

At this moment, more and more people gathered by the lottery roulette.

Every customer would pass a paper with a number written on it to the host.

The host would read the name of the next lucky draw winner.

"Number 59, is Ms. Zhang here?"

The host shouted.

"Yes!"

A fat woman walked up to the stage.

The host handed the ticket to her and said, "I hope you're lucky enough. As long as you have the right amount of strength, you can turn the wheel."

The fat woman walked to the wheel, grabbed the edge with both hands, and turned it hard.

The wheel started to spin as if it was flying.

After a while, people started to get nervous.

The wheel started to slow down.

The woman bought a BMW X5, and the car cost more than 800,000 yuan.

It was not considered a cheap car.

However, at this moment, looking at the thousands or hundreds of yuan of rewards on the wheel was probably more exciting than personally earning hundreds of thousands.

She shouted.

"5000 yuan, 5000 yuan. If it's 5000 yuan, I'll be at the club tonight. No one can stop me from looking for a handsome guy."

The wheel slowed down and finally landed on "Thank you for your patronage".

Just when the fat woman was upset, the hands of the wheel moved slowly.

It was slow, but it was moving.

"Ah!"

"Turn."

"Turn."

"Turn."

The people who were watching the show started shouting along.

Sure enough, the hands of the wheel moved like a snail to the bottom of the 3,000 yuan prize.

"Congratulations, Ms. Zhang. May I ask, what are you going to do with the 3,000 yuan?"

The fat woman said, "Of course I will spend all of it in the club. If it's not enough, I'll make up for it."

"Hahaha."

The audience burst into laughter.

Women nowadays were really open-minded. She actually said such things in public.

"You're outdated. You don't understand the noble circle. Actually, many couples in the noble circle have long lost their feelings and have gone their own ways. As long as they don't get divorced, they can do anything they want."

"I guess this fat woman and her husband are similar."

The crowd was discussing animatedly.

The host let the fat women step down from the stage.

"Now, let's take a look at the next person to draw the lottery. Please welcome number 60, Yang Dianfeng, Mr. Yang!"

The host instinctively called his name directly.

Instantly, his face turned black. China was so big, there were always people with such weird names.

Some people were called Shi Jin, Lin Chong, and Song Jiang.

When these names were combined, it would often make people fantasize.

Of course, there were also those unique names, such as Alipay, B*stard...and other embarrassing names.

The host did not expect that one day, he would encounter such a thing.

"Oh no."

He immediately cried out in his heart. 'This customer had bought the Big G. How am I going to resolve the awkwardness?'

"Ah, please welcome Mr. Yang. I have epilepsy. I even mispronounced your name just now. Hahahaha."

The corner of the host's mouth twitched as he said awkwardly.

"Alright, Alright. That's my name. It's nothing to be embarrassed about."

Yang Dianfeng walked to his side and said.

The host smiled awkwardly and said, "Mr. Yang, before the lucky draw, I would like to ask you a question."

"Go ahead."

"How does it feel to have the foreigner to yourself?"

"I haven't used it yet, how would I know?"

The audience burst into laughter.

This was not a business relationship. This was completely voluntary. No one could control it.

"Alright, Mr. Yang, please turn the wheel."

Yang Dianfeng walked in front of the wheel and turned it with all his strength.

The big wheel spun crazily.

After waiting for a full minute or so, it gradually slowed down.

The speed of the final rotation was even slower as if it could stop at any time.

Despite that, there seemed to be a trace of magical power pushing the wheel.

"I..."

"I think it's going for 20,000 yuan."

"Yeah, according to this trajectory, It's indeed going for 20,000."

"This Mr. Yang is really lucky."

"How can he not be lucky when he's betting on Big G?"

Just as everyone was discussing, the needle on the wheel jumped over 20,000 and stopped at 30,000.

The host said, "Mr. Yang, you're really lucky. I hope Mr. Yang has a prosperous business and earns lots of money every day."

Suddenly, the host felt a little strange.

The stage below was too quiet. Why was everyone still looking at the roulette?

"Hasn't it been decided? Why are there still people paying attention to it?"

He turned around to look curiously, and his eyeballs almost fell to the ground.

The needle actually moved bit by bit to the next bar, and what was the next bar?

It was "free of charge"!

"Free of charge..." The host rubbed his eyes.

He stared at the spinning roulette for quite some time.

He discovered that the pointer actually stopped moving and was pointing on the 'free of charge'.

Not everybody paid attention and realised that Yang Dianfeng bought a Mercedes Big G just now.

"Oh my, it's going to be free. This young man just saved more than tens of hundred thousands."

"That's right! He's so lucky to have saved so much money. He should be able to do quite a number of things with it."

"Bumpkins! How do you guys know that he saved more than tens of hundred thousands? The cheapest car here should be at least around forty to fifty thousand."

"How's that possible? Isn't that the cheapest car? Would this young man buy that sort of car?"

  "What can he buy? There's a possibility that he had to borrow money to even buy a car with a price of forty to fifty thousand. This is great, he can directly get a car for free."

At this moment, the host was speaking softly with his subordinate.

That subordinate immediately glanced at Yang Dianfeng before rushing down the podium.

Yang Dianfeng was not in a hurry.

Instead, he walked towards the side of the podium and said to the man with gold rim spectacles who was about to leave. "Although it's disgusting, I really want to look at your performance."

Rubbernecks would fan the flames while watching the sense of bustle.

It was unknown who started yelling. "Eat sh*t."

As a result, a small group of people started yelling together. "Eat sh*t, eat sh*t…"

The man with gold rim spectacles had a darkened expression on his face.

He went near to Yang Dianfeng and said softly. "Brother, shouldn't you have realised who I am by now?"

"Who are you? You can't go against the promise you made."

The man in front of Yang Dianfeng turned pale as he did not expect Yang Dianfeng to not give him face.

He had no choice but to lower his voice again and said. "I'm Zhao Gang's son. I believe you know who I am now?"

"Ah!" Yang Dianfeng suddenly yelled out loudly.

He frightened everybody there.

He said in an exaggerated way. "You're Zhao Gang's son?"

Zhao Tong was slightly frustrated. He looked around before he spoke with an embarrassed smile on his face. "I was joking with Mr. Yang just now."

"I wasn't joking with you."

"You can go against your promise today but you'll be sorry if you bump into me again in the future. We can only be 'friends' after you eat the shit today."

"Pfft." The foreigner was already laughing uncontrollably.

She had been glancing flirtatiously at Yang Dianfeng.

In the beginning, she was willing to do this because the person who bought the car was bold.

However, the foreigner discovered at that moment that Yang Dianfeng was really humorous.

She had never met such a humorous man at her age.

In such a short period of time, she had already burst out in laughter twice.

Just as Mr. Zhao was in a position from which there was no retiring and had no idea how to settle this issue.

The worker-led a middle-aged man and were both running towards the podium.

The host's eyes lit up as their pillar was here.

"Hello everybody, I'm the general manager of the Shun Feng Automobile Group. It really is our company's honor that somebody is so lucky that they got the 'free of charge' reward. Since the formation of our company, there's no buyer who's been so lucky. Hence, our headquarters has decided that not only shall this bill be free, but we will also give Mr. Yang an extra reward of five hundred thousand cash."

"What? What's going on? Not only is the bill on the house, but they are also even giving him five hundred thousand?" Mr. Zhao almost fainted.

He kept feeling that he was really unlucky today.

When everyone was busy discussing, he slowly disappeared into the crowd.

However, he gave Yang Dianfeng a hateful look just as he was about to leave.

"What car did this Mr. Yang buy? You guys are giving it to him for free?" Finally, somebody could not hold it back and ask. 

The general manager looked as if he was very excited but his heart was actually bleeding as he had no other way. Since they had already given away the Mercedes Big G, might as well add in some money to do some advertisements.

If this was publicized, wouldn't this be better than advertisements by some random third-tier celebrities?

They had no other choice but to do this. 

On top of that, a person who was capable of buying a Mercedes Big G definitely had a family background that could not be messed with. 

"Mr. Yang bought a Mercedes-AMG G63."

"F*ck! That Mercedes-Benz is at least three or four hundred thousand. He's so lucky."

"Oh come on, don't embarrass yourself. What three or four hundred thousand are you talking about, it's a car that's over one million."

"Seriously, you guys. Did you guys look at the automobile exhibition? A Mercedes-AMG G63 is displayed in the exhibition hall and it's that huge jeep from Mercedes. It's the one where the car alone is 2.4 million."

The crowd was in an uproar.

"F*ck me! They gave a Mercedes that's more than three million for free?"

"They even gave him five hundred thousand cash. How lucky is he?"

"God, is this some sort of routine the automobile company is playing by themselves?"

"This is madness. They are actually giving the car that's worth three million for free and they are even giving him cash? Since when is the automobile company so generous?"

The general manager nodded to himself secretly when he saw the heated discussion of the crowd as there were finally some effects.

Hence, he arranged for his workers to pay Yang Dianfeng cash on the spot.

Yang Dianfeng was also stunned. "Why did I earn five hundred thousand when I'm just buying a car? What sort of manipulation is this? A European Emperor is such a 'show-off'?"

Yang Dianfeng was slightly stunned as he walked out the door.

These days had been so magical.

He got a house when he bought a mirror previously.

Who knew what sort of effect would be caused by the cactus sent to the exhibition.

However, in Yang Dianfeng's thoughts, it would not be a minor issue.

  When he walked out, he saw a salesperson from the exhibition standing beside the car.

She trotted over when she saw Yang Dianfeng came out. "Mr. Yang, here are your keys. I wish you a safe journey."

The salesperson dismissed herself after she said the sweet words of blessing.

Yang Dianfeng was slightly excited. He went up the car, started the engine and pressed on the petrol with all his might.

The Mercedes Big G growled loudly.

"Handsome, can you open the door for us?" At this moment, the foreigner came towards the car.

Yang Dianfeng was delighted. He glanced at the blonde beauty beside her and asked. "She is?"

"She's my sister and we wish to play poker with you tonight."

"Uh… Alright, come up."

Yang Dianfeng was not dumb and he would not refuse those that willingly came to him by themselves.

He was definitely not an insensitive man.

However, he was not a shameless flatter too.

No matter what, he had to eat when meat was given to him.

On top of that, these two foreign women had beautiful facial features and nice body figure. Hence, there was no reason to reject them.

He originally planned to directly drive back home.

However, the license plate center was only two streets away from the sales center.

He should install a license plate first.

A huge Mercedes Big G parked at the entrance of the car inspection center and it immediately attracted the looks of many.

"F*ck, it's a Mercedes Big G. Isn't this a rare car?"

"That's right. I wonder which boss he is."

"What sort of boss is he? It might be a second-hand car. Normally people would go to their house to carry out checks for such cars."

The noises from the surrounding people were ignored. 

Workers naturally took the keys to drive the car onto the production line to carry out safety checks.

What Yang Dianfeng had to do right now was directly go to the license-plate lottery hall and get a car license plate.

A good or bad license plate was still depending on one's luck.

'Why should I be afraid with my physique of the European Emperor, I think the triples would be the weakest number.'

He went toward a lottery machine.

It could be seen that a man was pressing against the screen with one of his hands and he dared not look at the number he got.

However, his friend was slightly wicked and was one step ahead of him.

Yang Dianfeng almost burst out in laughter when he saw that number.

"Jing D: 250…"

  1. Epilepsy in Mandarin sounds like the main character's name (yáng xián féng).